Christmas Has Come Early This Year With Lovehoney’s Brand Spankin’ New Advent Calendar
Sorry about the bad headline puns, but sometimes it’s just hard to pass up an opportunity when it presents itself.
Lovehoney, the sexual happiness people, have officially released their 2022 advent calendars and regardless of whether you’re single or coupled up, there’s something for everyone. Unless you hate fun, then I guess, stop reading.
Christmas is the most wonderful time of the year and it can be made even sweeter than Mariah Carey’s singing, with one, two, three, or FOUR advent calendars to unbox and play with.
Whether you’re after lingerie, a new vibrator, or something to spice up your sex life including dice, bondage, or orgasm balm, you can make Santa’s naughty list this year if you dare.
Take a peek at the new Lovehoney advent calendars below:
Lovehoney X Womanizer Couple’s Sex Toy Advent Calendar, $275
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OMW to find that illusive, extinct species called a “boyfriend”, because things don’t get much better than this. With 24 items, including both penis and vulva-centric toys and a Womanizer Liberty that’ll get you off faster than you can open the rest of the box, this kit is for those who take their pleasure seriously.
Lovehoney X Womanizer 12 Days of Play Sex Toy Advent Calendar, $180
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Whether you’re riding solo or want to spoil someone in your life, this 12-piece gift set is perfect for people with vulvas and comes with all sorts of stimulating toys to give you a mind-blowing, out of body experience.
Lovehoney Blowmotion 12 Days of Play Sex Toy Advent Calendar, $180
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If you have a penis (or want to treat someone who does) then get ready for the satisfaction of a lifetime with this 12-piece gift set full of exciting sex toys for penises and bums, worth nearly $369 (nice). From cock rings to butt plugs, to a vibrating masturbator, this lil box will be sure to spice things up for you.
Lovehoney 7 Nights of Temptation Lingerie Advent Calendar, $120
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Give your lover the tease of a lifetime with the 7 Nights of Temptation calendar featuring all sorts of sexy lingerie and accessories. From sheer mesh, to eye masks, and even a scented candle thrown in for good measure, the selection of goodies will spark a sensual time for anyone wanting to get into the Christmas spirit early.
You can browse the full Lovehoney collection here.