That Emotional ‘MAFS’ Commitment Ceremony Retold Via The Best Tweets
A walkout, a couple calling it quits, and the Harrison and Bronte show continuing — last night’s Married at First Sight commitment ceremony really went above and beyond. It was stressful, actually!
After Harrison dumped Bronte last week after retreat, the two both opted to stay together for SOME GODDAMN REASON, IT’S ACTUALLY AWFUL TO WATCH AT THIS POINT AND I LOW-KEY HATE IT.
Anyway, the fallout from Wednesday’s dinner party continued, after Harrison got into Jesse’s head about Claire staying on the show to redeem her image. Jesse and Claire never quite recovered even after having a loved-up week at the couples retreat. Harrison strikes again!
In other dramatic news, Alyssa walked out sobbing during her couch session with Duncan, and we’re not sure if this once promising couple is ever going to recover from… whatever the hell is going on there.
At least we can laugh at the tweets, right?
Here’s what happened during last night’s Married at First Sight commitment ceremony.
Alyssa and Duncan are first up to debrief about their issues and Alyssa says she feels Duncan feels like he’ll be a second priority to her son. Duncan said he doesn’t feel like that at all and he’s happy to manoeuvre his lifestyle around hers.
Who would like to volunteer to sub in for Alyssa to be with Duncan?#MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/tLEO2omhiG
— so tired (Taylor’s Version) (@pjk27779) March 12, 2023
Alyssa: “My expectations are too high.”
Narrator: “yes. They fucking are.”#MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/AsHopQOH4y
— Just Sue.?? (@SueKennedy19) March 12, 2023
Duncan admits he’s worried her expectations are too high. In response, Alyssa starts talking about her child again and walks off crying.
Alyssa: My child is my priority.
Duncan: Yes, I understand that. I respect that and will work around it.
Alyssa: Yes, but I've a child.
Duncan: No issues. I've no problem with it.
Alyssa: BUT I HAVE A CHILD!
Everyone: …
Alyssa: CHILD!!!!!#MAFS #MAFSAU
— Married At First Sight Experts (@mafsexperts) March 12, 2023
Duncan deserves way way more than he is getting from Alyssa.
Duncan is an incredible human, I hope he finds someone who deserves him because Alyssa is not it #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/Los1hCt2Mn
— ????? ???????? (@DylanMatthews91) March 12, 2023
Alessandra’s not buying Alyssa’s BS #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/DEt6fb3u04
— josh’s pyjamas (@beggywilliamz) March 12, 2023
Alyssa leaves and Duncan goes back to face the experts and Alessandra says the reaction seems intense. Duncan says he’s struggling to work through Alyssa’s triggers and then Alyssa pops up again. Surprise! They both write stay.
"This level of reaction seems a little intense…"
Alessandra just, ever so politely, called Alyssa a drama queen lol. #mafs #mafsau
— Nez (@fraggle73) March 12, 2023
Duncan being called 'emotionally mature' by the experts is an understatement…Alyssa is pushing away one of the best men ever to be cast on this show #MAFSAU #MAFS
— Shelibeans ❤️? (@shelibeans) March 12, 2023
I am absolutely shocked about Alyssa’a decision ? #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/FZWsL44HWD
— Martin Do (@MartinoDorito) March 12, 2023
Ollie and Tahnee say they’re in the process of falling in love.
watching tahnee and ollie knowing that they’ve officially moved in together now makes my heart so happy #MAFS #MAFSAU
— alysha misses skz ♡ (@venomhaven) March 12, 2023
Ollie & Tahnee on the couch.
All of us watching……
#MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/dnpoE4aED8— Just Sue.?? (@SueKennedy19) March 12, 2023
Love Tahnee & Ollie. They just give us happy, sparkly, love vibes
#MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/m6A9P3JgHY
— Catherine Cahill (@cacsense) March 12, 2023
Lyndall and Cam are all of a sudden happy again and feeling good, but haven’t discussed what their future would look like.
I have zero investment in Cameron and Lyndall idk why Soz #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/zZHhDWd3mP
— TheRealReggie (@therealregggg) March 12, 2023
Lyndall only thinks this week has gone so well because Tayla has finally gone #MAFSAU
— Sarah L (@lawzy11) March 12, 2023
Bronte and Harrison have their turn. Bronte says she’s still falling for Harrison and he tells the experts he rejects the notion that he ever manipulated Bronte because she gets “emotional” and she “exaggerates things”. John is quick to pull Harrison up and asks him what he does within the relationship that creates problems and Harrison doesn’t think he’s contributed anything. Of course!
The experts not buying a word of what Harrison’s selling#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/GyJXk915uL
— Імeр (@eimzcaomhanach) March 12, 2023
All of Australia watching Bronte and Harrison #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/x5bWAvZqNn
— Raves (@RavenZech2) March 12, 2023
John's reacts when Harrison said his shitty relationship has nothing to do with him, it's all Bronte's fault ??? #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/HrKiEJRaXW
— MAHONEY (@cdtmahoney) March 12, 2023
And now the reason for Harrison breaking up with Bronte is voiced. She embarrassed him by repeating his lie to Melinda. #MAFSAU #MAFS
— SueC (@Ozbird) March 12, 2023
Harrison decided to stay, as did Bronte. Claire calls Bronte out on behalf of the group after Bronte said she was done with Harrison. Lyndall then says she’s in disbelief with Bronte’s decision after being her biggest support system all week. John asks Bronte if she thinks Harrison has been emotionally manipulating her and she says no.
So it was Melinda’s fault that Harrison is a giant prolapsed asshole?! #mafs #mafsau
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) March 12, 2023
can the other couples vote brontë and harrison off the mafs au island? #MAFSAU
— jordan (@msjordzadele) March 12, 2023
I’m predicting that Bronte will drag this out to final vows (for exposure) and suddenly have a speech about manipulation and gaslighting in order to throw her cards at Harrison. All to gain ‘respect’ back for her social profile. #mafs #mafsau #mafsaustralia
— Narin (ಠ_ಠ) (@narin_searle) March 12, 2023
PERIOD LYNDALL!!! SPEAK ON IT #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/TqVhR64XRX
— alysha misses skz ♡ (@venomhaven) March 12, 2023
Evelyn and Rupert are becoming more playful and flirty but haven’t sealed the deal yet. Melinda and Layton have their turn and Layton says he’ll always have Mel’s back, but she disagrees. “I’m an analytical thinker and a logical thinker and Mel is emotional,” Layton says. John then calls Layton out being too analytical with his feelings. Get out of the boardroom, Layton!
Evelyn and Rupert are the most adorable, unexpected couple. I love them. ? #MAFSAU #MAFS
— Meg (@megsbuchanan) March 12, 2023
sorry to be a mafs guy but just imagine evelyn, melinda & claire as charlie's angels. i'd watch it.
— just a lil rad guy (@angharadyeo) March 11, 2023
Layton wasn’t that bad until he threw out the “I’m logical but she’s emotional” #MAFSAU
— Mads (@_itsyagirlmads) March 12, 2023
Layton when anyone does anything…#mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/dljUs7j8lZ
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) March 12, 2023
Finally, we’re left with the couple in crisis (again): Jesse and Claire. Jesse admits if it wasn’t for Harrison putting seeds of doubt in his mind, he probably wouldn’t have opted to leave the experiment. Both Claire and Jesse choose to leave.
I’m so upset about Jesse and Claire, fuck you Harrison ROT #MAFS #MAFSAU
— ?????? (@gothfenian) March 12, 2023
Jesse you're an idiot. Claire has gone above and beyond to show you she cares. You're being a drama queen and lucky for Claire, it's obvious you would have been a headache down the track. #mafsau #mafs
— Jules (@Jackillsit) March 12, 2023
What a waste of screen item on Claire & Jesse the past few weeks to repair their relationship only for Harrison to destroy it in seconds #MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/fFW1zor1f9
— JL (@JLnow2) March 12, 2023
Harrison’s check list on couples to destroy:
Melinda and Layton: working on it
Evelyn and Rupert: not enough ambition
Claire and Jesse: ✅✅✅✅#mafs #MAFSAU— Amber Erin ? (@ambiibambi24) March 12, 2023
Harrison couldn’t destroy Melinda and Layton he went after Claire and Jesse, purely bc after Melinda and Evelyn, Claire is the most outspoken against him #mafs #MAFSAU
— Amber Erin ? (@ambiibambi24) March 12, 2023
On tonight’s ep, the couples do a partner swap, and you guessed it: poor Melinda is paired with Harrison for the next three days. Let us join together in a prayer circle for Mel.
The producers are deadset taking the piss shacking up Melinda & Harrison as roomies ? #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/zUyKRJtlLT
— MAHONEY (@cdtmahoney) March 12, 2023
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Married at First Sight returns tonight on Channel Nine at 7:30pm.