That ‘MAFS’ Dinner Party Disaster Recapped In Tweets
As per usual, drama was on the menu at last night’s Married at First Sight dinner party.
Melinda and Layton continued to bicker over this week’s Feedback Week task which required couples to switch partners for a few days. These two spend more time fighting than Harrison spends gaslighting — and that’s saying something.
Speaking of that dude, him and Bronte appear to have broken up for the 53rd time this season, and that was only in the first 10 minutes of the episode.
Much to discuss! Let’s dig in while highlighting some excellent tweets!
Last night’s dinner party disaster on Married at First Sight recapped in tweets:
Bronte relays to Harrison what happened at girls’ night, but he has no sympathy for her. Harrison plays the victim and Bronte finally says “you and I are not good,” and omg, finally some facts. She decides to avoid the dinner party and says she wants to go home, which means Harrison arrives alone.
“I’ve stood by you” says the man who wrote leave when he said he wouldn’t, and is literally so deep in his own ass, he’s the world’s first singular human centipede #MAFSAU
— Steph the sarcastic sequin (@Steph_Simmons89) March 15, 2023
The face of Gaslighting Australia. Also Endometriosis Awareness Australia, and a contender for a Golden Raspberry. #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/c2jBquIOAz
— Emily Tammes (@EmilyTammes) March 15, 2023
“Harrison, where’s Bronte?”
“Well, earlier today I convinced her that she was breaking up with me.”#mafsau
— Paul Zauch (@PaulZauch) March 15, 2023
Ollie comes dressed as The Rock, which is the couple’s only storyline the whole episode because they’re perfect.
I mean, which one is The Rock and which one is Ollie? ??♂️ #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/DNoEayZzlo
— ????? ???????? (@DylanMatthews91) March 15, 2023
As Harrison starts his sob story at the cocktail party, Melinda and Layton waltz in holding hands despite their unresolved issues. After hearing that Harrison is questioning her butt dial story, Evelyn and her partner Rupert come out swinging.
Haha the perfectly time entrance of Layton & Melinda when Harrison was fake sad was brilliant ? #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia
— Mila Too ? (@mila_too) March 15, 2023
I love how they crowd around to hear Harrison’s tale of woe and then after he opens his mouth they are instantly distracted by Mel/Leyton arrival and leave him hanging!!! Wonderful. #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/5oN7zofMLu
— Tame_punks_bong (@Tamepunks_bong) March 15, 2023
Cam confesses he hasn’t told Lyndall the whole story about the nature of his remote work. Finally over dinner, he admits he could be away working for up to a year. The experts suspect he’s getting “cold feet” in the relationship.
Yep, good boy Cam, time to bring up the relationship-breaking issue in front of the whole group blindsiding your wife who will now have everyone staring at her looking for a response. Good job Dickhead #mafsau
— Jimmy (@Jimmy0773) March 15, 2023
Cam more invested in his bread than he is with Lyndall let's be real#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/ng6IUUHvFU
— to whom it may concern (@bishcheese) March 15, 2023
Because mummy said… #mafs #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/H4MwGpR3NM
— Medusa_on_line (@Medusa_on_Line) March 15, 2023
“I can’t just drop my work”
Says the man who has taken…12 weeks off to film a reality show?? #mafs #mafsau
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) March 15, 2023
Poor Lyndall. Cam doesn’t not care about her or anything she has to say. As a FIFO worker, you flew in now it’s time to fly the fuck out you emotionally immature mummy’s boy #MAFSAustralia #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/E924qq2amp
— Tame_punks_bong (@Tamepunks_bong) March 15, 2023
Lyndall is frustrated Cam isn’t willing to compromise, or consider moving to Perth. When asked by Ollie if he’d quit his job for Lyndall, he’s not keen to be flexible. He gets caught out by saying he “would move for love”, suggesting he does not love Lyndall. Oop!
What about how this man has quietly become the hero of the entire series #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/nS8XPLtV2J
— Bachelor of Hearts Podcast ? (@BOHpod) March 15, 2023
Someone in casting has surely lost their job for casting Ollie and Tahnee.
Drama-free. Genuinely nice. Fallen in love.
Totally the opposite of what the producers look for!#MAFS #MAFSAU
— Nez (@fraggle73) March 15, 2023
Cam: I’m going on #MAFSAU because I work remote and it’s hard to meet girls.
*Cam goes on MAFS and meet girl*
Cam: I can’t maintain a relationship because I work remote and it’s hard to maintain a relationship remote. pic.twitter.com/fmjPJvoqas— Flavs (@flavs_is_here) March 15, 2023
“I can’t see myself leaving my career”
Cameron acting like he’s this kind of carpenter…#mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/CW3V3Y9meq
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) March 15, 2023
Harrison adds his two cents to suggest that Lyndall does “remote accounting”. Evelyn ain’t having it, telling Harrison that him offering advice is a bit rich… considering his wife is MIA.
“Sad” Harrison is my favourite Harrison. #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/OUfbzALXre
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) March 15, 2023
One of the greatest joys of this season of #MAFS has been watching Evelyn tell Harrison to sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up. #MAFSAU
— Splat (@Patrick080869) March 15, 2023
the tone evelyn just used when she said “harrison” is the same one i use when i catch my dog about to pee on something in the house #MAFSAU
— ???? ? (@natoutofhell) March 15, 2023
Layton shares that he’s questioning his compatibility with Melinda. As he’s speaking his truth about his choice not to do the task, Harrison makes a joke about couple-swapping. Melinda and Layton argue back and forth until she ‘does a Bronte’ and walks off.
Layton didn’t boycott the task, he refused to sleep in the same bed sit as Bronte. And who could blame him. Trying to pretend that that stupid task had any value other than drama is as genuine as Harrison and Bronte’s relationship #MAFSAU #mafs
— Liza (@LefthandLiza) March 15, 2023
Harrison after meddling and getting Layton and Melinda to get angry with each other #mafs #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/PlSqUq1zbE
— Amber Erin ? (@ambiibambi24) March 15, 2023
Melinda vents to the girls that it’s always Layton’s way or the highway. Layton worries with the fellas that they bring out the worst in each other.
Melinda! ?? ?? ?? #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/VPHqXIDQW1
— ????? ???????? (@DylanMatthews91) March 15, 2023
The difference between Bronte and Melinda is obvious. Bronte storms out last night, no one follows, Melinda tonight, half the girls chase her ? #MAFSAU #MAFS
— Lisa Potts (@leaseM_87) March 15, 2023
Feeling thankful & blessed tonight that we never have to see this jerk again #mafsau #mafs pic.twitter.com/6WL9e1DdOr
— josh’s pyjamas (@beggywilliamz) March 15, 2023