Last Night’s ‘Married At First Sight’ Dinner Party Retold By The Funniest Tweets
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Just like Olivia, we all need a Xanax after everything that’s happened on this week of Married at First Sight. (Except, she’s kinda the reason we all need one…)
If you’re still reeling from the couples retreat week, you’re not alone and we barely had ANY recovery time before heading straight into the dinner party.
As the couples left the retreat, some stronger than ever, the same couldn’t be said for Kate and Matt who started the retreat promising only to have it all fall apart upon returning back to Sydney. We learned Matt got a bit inebriated and caused general chaos, leaving Kate with a sour taste in her mouth because she was finally ready to talk about where their relationship was heading.
Also causing mischief back in Sydney was Carolina, who was quick to meet up with Daniel for another sneaky rendezvous. Could these two be orchestrating the most boring affair we’ve ever seen play out in Married at First Sight history? Probably!
The dinner party started silent and tense and stayed that way until Matt broke the ice to apologise to the group for his drunken antics. And just when we thought maybe we would be spared a Dom/Carolina/Olivia fight, it all kicked off again.
Exhausting really.
Let’s recap last night’s Married at First Sight dinner party through the funniest tweets.
Jackson and Olivia debrief from the dinner the night before, with Olivia telling Jackson she gave him “plenty of warning” as to what she’s like. Matt and Kate are on rocky ground after he got drunk. Carolina goes to meet up with Daniel and Daniel ponders what they’d be like if they were in the experiment together.
CRYING SAYING SORRY NOT WHO I AM BUT STILL SAYING DOM IS WHITE TRASH IN THE SAME SENTENCE!!! #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/sc1Q1TyVMI
— Unlucky Lingerie (@unluckylingerie) March 9, 2022
“I’m not so much scared of what I say to her but I’m scared of upsetting you”
Olivia starting with the manipulative bullshit already. #mafs #mafsau
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) March 9, 2022
smh, this show gives us all the ugly sleazy tawdry shit but not one second of Matt’s bender? ?#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/BsXpij3ots
— MAHONEY (@cdtmahoney) March 9, 2022
There’s more chemistry between me and my untouched Uni work than between Carolina and Daniel #MAFSAU
— Kait Nicole (@Kait_Nicole7) March 9, 2022
Producers: ok flirt guys
Daniel: I got your favourite alcohol
Producers: on second thought just …start kissing and bail cause we aren’t getting any good sound bites from this. #MAFSAU #MAFS— Steph the sarcastic sequin (@Steph_Simmons89) March 9, 2022
Daniel: Do you think, like, yeah and stuff?
Carolina: Hard question, I reckon, good for you and yeah.
Daniel: That’s so, I don’t know, what would you umm..
Carolina: *laugh* Yeah it’s definitely, you have to, ok?
Daniel: *launches in for the makeout and grope* #MAFSAU #MAFS— Andrew Masters (@Lakitoo) March 9, 2022
Pssst!! excuse me Daniel! Did you forget your niece is watching? #mafsau #mafs
— Apolo (@PK_APOSTOLI) March 9, 2022
At the cocktail party, Olivia can’t stop talking about Dom and The Incident. Tamara and Brent are barely speaking and arrive separately, Dion comes in solo, and Olivia blanks Dom when Dom goes to say hi.
does olivia seriously not have ANYTHING else to talk about? the weather? the new spiderman movie? cushions? cats? maccas chips vs kfc chips? ANYTHING BESIDES DOM? #mafsau #mafs
— luci (@llluci) March 9, 2022
Olivia is once again showing how low she can go. She cannot shut up about Dom! Meanwhile, Dom has decided to stay sober to keep control over herself and is just trying to keep her head down. Dom is an adult, Olivia is a little girl #MAFSAU
— go ask alice. ?️? she/her (@thewwhiterabbit) March 9, 2022
At dinner, things are eerily quiet. Matt breaks the ice by offering a group apology. Kate’s still not happy.
What exactly did Matt do that was so bad …they all get shitfaced every dinner party #MAFSAU
— Sally (@avenueminga) March 9, 2022
Kate was looking for the slightest excuse to blank Matt.#MAFSAU
— Cpatrice258 (@cpatrice258) March 9, 2022
Dom asks Dion how he is, and his reply about being exhausted causes Carolina to snap. Dion then calls Carolina out on never wanting to try to have a relationship.
Dom: "How's it hangin, Dion?"
Dion: "meh, not too good tbh."
Carolina: "HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT ME LIKE THIS?"#MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia #MarriedAtFirstSight pic.twitter.com/yT67bOc02C— Colonel Schlubb (@Ray77613453) March 9, 2022
Ughhhh the only time she speaks to him is to start a fight. Fuck off and leave Dion alone. #MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/O2r4INxvXt
— OnlyMAFS (@only_mafs) March 9, 2022
Carolina you're literally having an AFFAIR behind Dion's back #MAFSAU #MAFS #MarriedatfirstsightAustralia pic.twitter.com/Wq9VbcbCOs
— reality tweets (@RealityTVTweet3) March 9, 2022
"i love how youre talking behind my back" says the chick having sex behind her partner's back #MAFSAU
— peej (@p33jies) March 9, 2022
Dom asks Carolina about her issue with her and they start arguing. Olivia joins in, because why TF not at this stage.
Did Olivia just actually put her head down on the table lmfao Jackson your wife is a toddler stick her in her car seat and take her home #MAFSAU
— Not Leah (@notnotleah) March 9, 2022
Fuck bring in Cyrell at this point. #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/PqVwWsAIwr
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) March 9, 2022
Olivia does an impersonation of Dom and Jack calls her out on using a voice. Olivia then says Dom’s apology wasn’t genuine, which causes some of the group like Matt and Ella to stick up for Dom.
The audacity to criticise an apology and request a better one that you never intend to accept. #MAFSAU
— Deborah Kennedy (@Deborah95255080) March 9, 2022
Olivia and Carolina are so triggering for anyone who has ever been on the receiving end of maliciousness and nastiness. It’s pure venom. #MAFS #MAFSAU
— JQ (@Quisticles) March 9, 2022
Good on you Matt for sticking up for Dom you’re a good egg #MAFSAU
— Kel (@Mitsuki199524) March 9, 2022
This season’s diamond. What a woman #MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/vBllt7Y2WP
— Artemis (@easytiger7777) March 9, 2022
Ella appreciation post ?? she’s the friend every girl needs #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia #Mafs pic.twitter.com/oX8yoAMKDo
— ???? (@sanasthrowaway) March 9, 2022
Jackson said things didn’t get resolved initially because Dom walked off after her apology. Carolina and Olivia continue to rile Dom up which results in Dom yelling at Olivia to rewatch the footage of their fight, after Olivia brings up the “waving the wineglass” thing again.
Olivia and Carolina are the mean girls from high school who didn’t grow up and still think they’re the shit when they’re actually just shit. #MAFS #MAFSAU
— KellBell (@_motherofcorgis) March 9, 2022
I think it’s fair that Dom says she felt triggered, these bitches are triggering me at this point. #mafs #mafsau
— M ?♀️ (@mtxxox) March 9, 2022
#mafs #mafsau
'I just don't need 3rd party commentary involving themselves'Olivia remixing the story later: pic.twitter.com/15vo2xAC2F
— Ä▫️°′• (@caadiiska_dhig) March 9, 2022
Dion eventually tells everyone to STFU, and Olivia eventually apologises to Dom for her snide comments at the dinner table the night before. “My bad, I’m sorry,” she says. Olivia later tells Tamara and Sam that she isn’t sorry.
JUSTICE FOR THE KING #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/Xdutg6ARsM
— Unlucky Lingerie (@unluckylingerie) March 9, 2022
so olivia’s hollow apology is fine but dom’s genuine apology isn’t? the double standards #MAFS #MAFSAU
— #newshot ◡̈ (@woozylucie) March 9, 2022
NO WAIT HOLD ON BECAUSE THERE IS JUST SOMETHING SO SATISFYING SEEING A MANIPULATIVE HURTFUL PERSON SIT IN THE CORNER AND BE SALTY WHILST THE PERSON THEY TRIED TO PULL DOWN THRIVES WITH GOOD FRIENDS AND A LOVING PARTNER #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/rmnKHLle7c
— AJ (@ayyjeeey) March 9, 2022
We all need a wine.
Can we skip to the last episode of the series where John replays footage from the season #MAFSAU
— Brie (@brieahnaa) March 9, 2022