Tonight’s ~Intimate~ ‘MAFS’ Retold Via The Best Tweets
Just in case we weren’t already traumatised by last week’s “Confessions Week” on Married at First Sight, tonight the show brought in “Intimacy Week” to torture us all a little further.
All I can say is thank God we didn’t have to suffer through any more bath scenes tonight – minus one flashback, anyway.
Alessandra kicked John aside to be the top dog expert in tonight’s episode, paying visit to some of the couples to help them along with their intimacy. Belinda and Patrick started awkwardly before leaning into the challenges, Brett got to see a playful new side to Booka, and Bryce said something stupid again because, well, he’s Bryce and that’s all we can expect from him.
Anyway BRB, going to go try to stare deeply into a stranger’s eyes because that’s what Alessandra wants from me.
If you were too busy watching Meghan and Harry’s tell-all interview with Oprah, here’s what you missed on Married at First Sight:
Rematch them together because they both deserve better #MAFS pic.twitter.com/Lz6aOO8Rdt
— Weslee (@WSpark98NZ2) March 7, 2021
The couples debrief about the first dramatic commitment ceremony. Cameron moves back in with Samantha.
james hun it’s okay we all know you’re insecure …………………….. you own a sports car #MAFS #MAFSAUS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia
— official MAFS opinions (@mafsopinions) March 8, 2021
Tired of women betraying each other for shitty men. I hope coco and Samantha run away together. It’s the twist we deserve on IWD #MAFS
— Sian (@sew821) March 8, 2021
No time like International Woman's Day to watch men gaslight powerful women all for a blue tick and teeth whitening sponsorship.#MAFS #MAFSAU
— So Dramatic! Podcast (@sodramaticpod) March 8, 2021
Cam : I wanna show Sam I’m here for the right reasons
Also Cam : I’ll go and talk to one of the other brides #MAFS
— BRAD (@bradfogarty95) March 8, 2021
Bec is mad at Jake for ditching her for da boiz.
Now Bec can turn on her own lights, take that Jake #MAFS
— Kiera (@UnderYourPorch) March 8, 2021
Australia to Bec#MAFS #mafsau #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/PIqWyLpLVN
— Maddo Sharpano (@madmoodymaddie) March 8, 2021
Bec moved out. Congratulations Jake! Now you can turn the lights on whenever you want #MAFS pic.twitter.com/bGSy4fdllA
— Annie Clark (@anniefitness) March 8, 2021
Bec: “as soon as things get tough, you run away”
Also Bec: *moves out when Jake goes out for one night*
#MAFS #MAFSAU— Mel (@melb_mel) March 8, 2021
Intimacy week is introduced and Alessandra helps coach Pat and Belinda through their first tests.
I feel bad for the cameraman filming Patrick & Belinda right now. #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/cRL6mehf1A
— Hero (@hierohero1) March 8, 2021
What we have learnt about Patrick.
Chicken > making out. #MAFS #MAFSAU— Arianne Rich (@ariannerrich) March 8, 2021
The sexual chemistry between Belinda and Patrick is electric. #MAFS pic.twitter.com/B5SSZ5c3ut
— Tara Watson (@tara_watson_) March 8, 2021
Alessandra “do you feel a little stiff”
Patrick: #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/fGUD7PY1GW— Brandon Atkins (@brandonatkins__) March 8, 2021
Alessandra: You'll be making out in private. I'll leave.
Meanwhile, the Cameraman… 👀#MAFSAU #MAFS #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/5Svb8hmWBA
— Married At First Sight Experts (@mafsexperts) March 8, 2021
Bryce and Melissa are feeling intimacy week… that is, until he comments about her eye colour. Again.
Oh yuck, now we have to look at Bryce kissing. It's gonna be a real struggle making sure I don't chunder all of my dinner. #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Andy (@Skualg) March 8, 2021
Bryce wants blue eyes – Mel wants a decent bloke – they both miss out #MAFS #mafsau
— Apolo (@PK_APOSTOLI) March 8, 2021
Bryce: I’m going to be super picky and make you insecure
Bryce: #MAFS pic.twitter.com/859WxD3a5h— sad shell by the sea shore (◡﹏◡✿) (@Spookysadghoul) March 8, 2021
"Next week on MAFS, Melissa has decided to wear blue contact lenses" #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Andy (@Skualg) March 8, 2021
Coco and Cam catch up to see where they’re both at with their partners and each other.
The producers are really building this Coco & Cam shit from virtually nothing. #MAFS
— DeluxeStormBorn™ (@deluxe_tm) March 8, 2021
#MAFS In other words Cam – the producers told you write 'stay' – they can't have a season without an 'affair'.
— Gidgit VonLaRue (@GidgitVonLaRue) March 8, 2021
Wife swapping, MAFS the parody #MAFS pic.twitter.com/i82Nv2FuQ2
— assivasElse (@AssivasElse) March 8, 2021
Didn’t know Cam was the resident counsellor #MAFS
— Sonya Orlova (@sonya_orlova1) March 8, 2021
Sam apologises to Coco, just in case he hurt her feelings or ever came across rude. He’s not 100% sure.
Sam: "I hate everything about you".
Also Sam: "I fEeL LiKe I'vE bEeN a pErFeCt GeNtLeMaN."#mafs #marriedatfirstsight #9married #9mafs #marriedatfirstsightau #mafsau #mafsaustralia pic.twitter.com/EV4p4S7Ci4
— Claire Elizabeth (@cccllaaaiiirree) March 8, 2021
Great apology Sam… NOT! #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/V92bOCOCKa
— Leah Jay (@LeahJayK) March 8, 2021
“Apologise IF I’ve made you feel…” means ABSOLUTELY NOTHING #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/aznT9SbWWr
— ✨Alexandra Popovic✨ (@VIPVirtualSols) March 8, 2021
Patrick and Belinda hit new levels of awkward as they caress each other’s knees.
My god it’s like watching a car crash, I wanna look away but I just can’t. Both Belinda and Patrick make this 10 times more unbearable #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Tash xx (@mylittlesos) March 8, 2021
Belinda and Patrick being intimate is so hard to watch #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/PAsS8xeqiz
— Tash xx (@mylittlesos) March 8, 2021
Patrick and Belinda #MAFSAustralia #MAFS pic.twitter.com/OgbttJlbqf
— SuMu (@Flooozi) March 8, 2021
Booka shows Brett who’s boss in their relationship.
Well the good thing about this episode is I never want to have sex again.#MAFS #MAFSAU
— So Dramatic! Podcast (@sodramaticpod) March 8, 2021
Is anyone else still thinking about those Ferrero Rochers?! #MAFS
— Kate (@khltlooking) March 8, 2021
I love Booka and Brett and I wish I’d married him myself but I don’t wannna see all this it’ll give me nightmares #mafs #mafsau
— Lil Nazza (@lil_nazza) March 8, 2021
Booka and Brett’s parents right now #MAFS pic.twitter.com/iLZ42ejQXH
— Despicable Bree (@breelivetweet) March 8, 2021
Melissa has finally realised Bryce’s comments about her really, really suck.
Just everything about Bryce gives me the ick. #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Tiarne (@teaarm1) March 8, 2021
Bryce is the type of man that would ask when International Men's Day is on International Women's Day. #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Arianne Rich (@ariannerrich) March 8, 2021
I feel like EVERYTHING about Bryce is a deal breaker. #MAFS #MAFSAustralia #mafsau
— Kylie Orr (@KylieOrrWriter) March 8, 2021
Me, whenever Bryce opens his stupid fkn mouth @MarriedAU #MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia #MAFSAUS #MarriedAtFirstSight pic.twitter.com/AoFCy0iTK8
— Maddy (@mysteryblonde86) March 8, 2021
Hey Bryce! Can you think of anyone else that was hung up on blonde hair and blue eyes? I’ll give you a hint. He had a tiny moustache.#MAFS
— Despicable Bree (@breelivetweet) March 8, 2021
Girlfriend for Bryce starter pack #mafs #mafsau #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/TX1UtcXOoz
— Tanny 🕸 (@whatsuptanny) March 8, 2021
And Belinda and Pat try their hand again at some intimacy tasks, with more success this time.
Patrick: “How was that?”
Belinda: “Well, I don’t feel sick.”#mafs #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/D03sbCnlBf— The Purity Of Evil (@ThePurityOfEvil) March 8, 2021
I have a feeling that Patrick and Belinda are gonna end in sad tears…. #MAFS pic.twitter.com/rp6zQoLvsF
— Kate (@khltlooking) March 8, 2021
Patrick & Belinda making their sensual relationship a formality..
#MAFS pic.twitter.com/Bd8N0CpI8x— Bake (@de_2230) March 8, 2021