Tonight’s ~Intimate~ ‘MAFS’ Retold Via The Best Tweets

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Just in case we weren’t already traumatised by last week’s “Confessions Week” on Married at First Sight, tonight the show brought in “Intimacy Week” to torture us all a little further.

All I can say is thank God we didn’t have to suffer through any more bath scenes tonight – minus one flashback, anyway.

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Alessandra kicked John aside to be the top dog expert in tonight’s episode, paying visit to some of the couples to help them along with their intimacy. Belinda and Patrick started awkwardly before leaning into the challenges, Brett got to see a playful new side to Booka, and Bryce said something stupid again because, well, he’s Bryce and that’s all we can expect from him.

Anyway BRB, going to go try to stare deeply into a stranger’s eyes because that’s what Alessandra wants from me.

If you were too busy watching Meghan and Harry’s tell-all interview with Oprah, here’s what you missed on Married at First Sight:

The couples debrief about the first dramatic commitment ceremony. Cameron moves back in with Samantha.

Bec is mad at Jake for ditching her for da boiz.

Intimacy week is introduced and Alessandra helps coach Pat and Belinda through their first tests.

Bryce and Melissa are feeling intimacy week… that is, until he comments about her eye colour. Again.

Coco and Cam catch up to see where they’re both at with their partners and each other.

Sam apologises to Coco, just in case he hurt her feelings or ever came across rude. He’s not 100% sure.

Patrick and Belinda hit new levels of awkward as they caress each other’s knees.

Booka shows Brett who’s boss in their relationship.

Melissa has finally realised Bryce’s comments about her really, really suck.

And Belinda and Pat try their hand again at some intimacy tasks, with more success this time.