‘MAFS’ Intimacy Week: Part Two, Recapped Via The Best Tweets
We’re back for more intimacy week on Married at First Sight, and who doesn’t love to watch couples we don’t know IRL look into each other’s eyes, kiss for an extended period of time, and wax each other’s bums?
Three weeks into MAFS, some couples appear to be doing stronger than ever (you’re doing amazing Olivia and Jackson), while others are on the brink of total meltdowns (Tamara, Brent, what the HELL is going on?!).
The one thing about this show is you can never predict what’s coming next: after Anthony and Selin shocked us all by opting to stay at the first commitment ceremony even though they hated each other’s guts, the two seem back on track this week with Anthony even moving in with Selin.
Two people definitely not moving back in together are Andrew and Holly, who attempted the intimacy week tasks with little success: Holly finally called it with Andrew and he responded by calling her a narcissist. Make it make sense.
Here’s last night’s Married At First Sight recapped via the best tweets:
Cody and Selina are actually doing well?! After (barely) surviving the kissing challenge, Cody opens up to his wife in a heartfelt letter, detailing why he has trouble with showing emotion. She later removes the hair from his bum crack.
Can we please have the scenes of Selina and Cody in proper order? His hair changing from cut to pre-cut and the show acting like this is sequential is annoying. #mafs #mafsau #mafsaustralia
— RW (@poorbuttrying) February 15, 2022
What’s the timeline here on #mafs? Cody’s combover is back but Selina cut it off in a previous episode. #MAFSAU
— Kylie Orr (@KylieOrrWriter) February 15, 2022
Selina and Cody went from a kiss to waxing his arse in the span of a day #MAFS
— gemma rogers (@gemma92rogers) February 15, 2022
Tamara and Brent make up, and are given the “melted hug” challenge. Apparently hugging someone for an extended period of time makes Tamara feel sick. Yet, she perseveres.
Tamara & Brent go together as well as these two #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/R12qBSjBkA
— Artemis (@easytiger7777) February 15, 2022
brent i promise i could treat you better than tamara ever could #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/Mqd0Uy0f8H
— alysha (taylor’s version) (@intosneedy) February 15, 2022
Brent & Tamara seem to have surprisingly good conflict resolution skills. Ownership of their own parts played, no inflammatory language, no finger pointing. Well done, you crazy kids. #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Jess (@jess_may_h) February 15, 2022
Brent trying to hug Tamara:#MAFS pic.twitter.com/WFgS9LFG0H
— 𝐃𝐲𝐥𝐚𝐧 𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐰𝐬 (@DylanMatthews91) February 15, 2022
Tamara might be a huge brat but cheersing herself for hugging someone is the sort of self-love 2022 needs.#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/l2grJJohER
— So Dramatic! (@sodramaticpod) February 15, 2022
Jack told Dom he slept with his ex after they broke up. Dom doesn’t know what to think of it. They sort out their issues with an intimate pole dancing class.
Dom: I'm not jealous.#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/VlpHw30IpT
— So Dramatic! (@sodramaticpod) February 15, 2022
Me @ Dom #mafs #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/5v6WSlvGNk
— Unlucky Lingerie (@unluckylingerie) February 15, 2022
What Jack saw when Domenica hit that pole… #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/R09B8t8lcd
— MAHONEY (@cdtmahoney) February 15, 2022
Jack after Dominica’s pole dance #MAFS #MAFSAU #MarriedAtFirstSight pic.twitter.com/1Wolzo4VFe
— Disco Dux (@pjk27779) February 15, 2022
Things are starting to go south for Ella and Mitch after Mitch flat out refuses to participate in most of the intimacy week challenges.
Mitch calling out from the bathroom doing naked handstand press-ups: "I'm not embarrassing myself on TV by snogging you." #MAFSAU #mafs
— Deng Nguyen (@deng_nguyen) February 15, 2022
Getting some 🚩 vibes from Mitch. It’s like he’s happy to have sex with a hot chick, but has zero curiosity about her life, hopes, dreams, fears, and is shutting down her attempts at developing proper intimacy. #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/2otR3ViUMj
— Jess (@jess_may_h) February 15, 2022
Let's face it, Mitch offers absolutely nothing and has checked out. He'll only be truly happy with 4 other guys and a microphone each. #MAFS pic.twitter.com/ltrSoOPZO7
— Buds ® (@andybuds23) February 15, 2022
Mitch got what he wanted and now he wants out. Typical fuckboy #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Lodz 🦋 (@sumwheresmiling) February 15, 2022
Mitch thinking like he doesn’t have to try at all now.#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/PEtuGDnQ9g
— Just Sue. (@SueKennedy19) February 15, 2022
Mitch is giving me these vibes in that get up .. #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/sHK1gb5tN3
— Maddison Turner (@maddsturner92) February 15, 2022
Selin and Anthony get back on track by… gazing into each other’s eyes. Selin then gives Anthony a spray tan. Whatever works, I guess.
Selin and Anthony hug it out #MAFS #mafsau pic.twitter.com/U15kIs8ZSZ
— Liza Binder (@LefthandLiza) February 15, 2022
Wow. Kinda liking Selin. Finally#MAFSAustralia #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/ZHgYi7VxvM
— Shelton (@SheltonGarrick) February 15, 2022
Selin's gonna make an example out of Anthony isn't she #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/VTWL3IjH97
— Purplemonkeydishwasher (@dig_up_stu_pid) February 15, 2022
Me to Anthony when Selin said she wants him to move back in #MAFSAU #MAFS #MarriedAtFirstSight pic.twitter.com/KcZEQ6BRPG
— Disco Dux (@pjk27779) February 15, 2022
Not even season 9 super villain Selin can inject something interesting into this episode.#MAFSAU #Mafs #MAFSAustralia
— Slabberin (@slabberin) February 15, 2022
And things come to a head with Holly and Andrew, after Holly ends things with him only for him to carry on about being a “leader” before calling Holly a narcissist. Holly sages her house to ward off his demon energy.
Andrew: ‘I’m a leader, that’s what leaders do…’ 😒 #MAFS pic.twitter.com/erGxSGdSIe
— seapunk aesthete 💮 (@BiancaNeveXO) February 15, 2022
Andrew: you’re displaying narcissistic tendencies
Everyone else: #MAFSAustralia #MAFS #MAFSAU #MarriedAtFirstSight pic.twitter.com/HwPa16WGvM— JH Lew (@JenHLewi) February 15, 2022
Seriously, who does Andrew motivate? How is he a motivational speaker? #MAFS
— Lauren (@vii_lauren) February 15, 2022
Andrew: ‘I think I’ve been apologetic and accountable for my behaviour…’ 😑 #MAFS pic.twitter.com/eUiQruqLrP
— seapunk aesthete 💮 (@BiancaNeveXO) February 15, 2022
Holly eloquently saying 'get the fuck out Andrew' #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/n6UPPOfzR5
— OnlyMAFS (@only_mafs) February 15, 2022
Andrew from #MAFS At the next commitment ceremony:
"I don't consider it looking in the eyes if there's no tongue."#MAFSAustralia @MarriedAU
— Bin boy Ben (@benthek1d) February 15, 2022
Holly cleansing the room after Andrew left… please just leave 😩 #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/qjWWmtLXIA
— Aleena (@LeenzJ) February 15, 2022
Married at First Sight returns tonight at 7:30pm on Channel Nine and 9now.