Tonight’s ‘MAFS’ Retold Via Hilarious Tweets
Welcome back to another night of Married at First Sight – the show where numerous cishet couples prove once and for all heterosexuality truly is a prison.
Tonight’s episode saw one of our new couples call it quits before they could even face intimacy week, while other couples were tasked with something called “Feedback Week.” I know what you’re thinking! What could possibly go wrong with a room full of egos being provided feedback on how to be better people?
Feedback Week kicked off with some of the couples going to the cinema, only to be greeted by their families who have been tasked with watching the commitment ceremonies. While Belinda and Patrick took on their families’ advice and took their relationship to the next level (Belinda gave Patrick a massage using her feet), Bryce’s mum gave him an epic dressing down and it was a truly glorious moment watch.
But it was Bec and Jake’s family that provided the final showstopper: Bec’s mum went in on Jake for treating her daughter like “an object” before Jake’s sister-in-law came in to bat for him. As the families yelled at each other, Bec dropped an “at least I came here to try and find someone” on Jake, which ended in them finally breaking up.
Or did they? It looks like they’re back tomorrow night, so time will tell how far they’ll go for their 15 seconds of fame. They’re just like the overripe avocado in my fridge — totally overstaying their welcome.
Here’s tonight’s Married at First Sight retold via the funniest tweets:
The new couples move in together, while Bryce pretends he’s being toxic because of the environment he’s been put in, instead of his truly awful personality. Alana and Jason are struggling with the fallout of the commitment ceremony, and Rebecca is smug because she and Jake are now the top couple. If that’s love, I hope I never find it again.
Would Bryce writing "leave" be the worst though? Would it really? I'd be more annoyed about him staying #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Colonel Kickhead (@colonelkickhead) March 22, 2021
My face when Bryce literally breathes air.#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/ryvQRPwujx
— So Dramatic! Podcast (@sodramaticpod) March 22, 2021
Not Bryce smiling when Melissa said she was scared of him leaving #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/fD2tKK77VT
— Weslee Bon Boulash (@WSpark98NZ2) March 22, 2021
Top couple? #MAFS pic.twitter.com/6ArgLgde6W
— Amanda Jayne (@x0xAmandax0x) March 22, 2021
Rebecca: "Who would've thought that Jake and I would've been the top couple"
I'll have whatever Rebecca's smoking.#MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/Narj4q0Lub
— Married At First Sight Experts (@mafsexperts) March 22, 2021
Jason is shagged out, party boy has wrecked himself, monogamy is never on his menu #MAFS
— DeeBake (@pl8spin) March 22, 2021
The honeymoon is over for Jaimie and Chris (not that it ever truly started) with the two having an off-camera fight that has boiled over into the next day. Chris accuses Jaimie of staying for the wrong reasons and walks out on her before she can sign off on her new teeth whitening contract. It must be noted Jaimie also accused Chris of lying, and given we haven’t seen the first fight — what IS the truth?
And all this time, I thought this was a Queensland haircut…..#mafs #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/u4uQLYcplq
— Wayne Griffin (@grifology70) March 22, 2021
I'm sick of hearing him get put down for leaving school early, uni education doesn't always make you smart!! #MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/9YOzoFLNVt
— – M A R K – (@MarkEMarkAU) March 22, 2021
Chris finally standing up for himself #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/YHak44D6CO
— Weslee Bon Boulash (@WSpark98NZ2) March 22, 2021
Tension you could cut, with the same scissors, used for a Queensland haircut #Mafs#MAFSAU
— Rosalind Lloyd (@roslloyd32) March 22, 2021
Cut to all us thirsty bitches flooding Chris’ DMs after this episode… #MAFS pic.twitter.com/4mSuF2lZwH
— Tara Watson (@tara_watson_) March 22, 2021
Equal parts upset that Chris is crying as I am that I no longer get to look at him #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/ycBi77Mi5i
— Jenna ? (@Jennabelll) March 22, 2021
Channel 10 calling Chris right now to get him as the next bachelor #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/Fnbx77Wo6V
— Weslee Bon Boulash (@WSpark98NZ2) March 22, 2021
Kerry and Johnny rank each other, because we all saw how well that went for the other couples. Johnny is worried about Kerry’s interest in Brett and his indie vibes, but thankfully she ranks Johnny number one. Meanwhile Liam clearly didn’t get advice from the lads who had previously not ranked their wives number one – he put Georgia behind Kerry, before trying to say it was a “tie”.
Georgia watching Liam try to place her in the lineup like#MAFS pic.twitter.com/MYadhaxgMn
— Despicable Bree ??? (@breelivetweet) March 22, 2021
Liam nooooooo #MAFSAustralia #mafs #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/TT39Imc12J
— TeacherIsTeaching (@amyj77) March 22, 2021
Someone get Liam a shovel to keep digging this hole for himself #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/a8QzJT6VTU
— Daisy (@daisyjane____) March 22, 2021
When will the men learn to lie in the honesty challenges?#MAFS pic.twitter.com/yO8fCIVXqV
— Brianna Travers (@briannatravers) March 22, 2021
Liam. What. The. Fuck. pic.twitter.com/Q8OJHWs8E0
— Vivienne Jones (@VivienneJones85) March 22, 2021
Liam seriously stop talking!!! #MAFS pic.twitter.com/EoOGOM8odn
— JL (@JLnow2) March 22, 2021
Belinda and Patrick go into the cinema for a private viewing – and surprise, it’s their families! They all discuss Belinda and Patrick’s relationship moving slowly, because there’s nothing more fun than discussing sex with your mum and dad!
I will never get tired of seeing how happy Patrick is to be with Belinda #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Daisy (@daisyjane____) March 21, 2021
the only man i trust on this show is patrick #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/mNDMjpCbbx
— mia (@miaaconti) March 22, 2021
Melissa and Bryce are up next and Bryce’s mum gives him an absolute earful, saying he’s acting like a defensive rooster with his chest out and that he’s at an age where “enough is enough”. You just love to see it!
Bryce’s mum is the hero we didn’t know we needed #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/09jqXDCkxU
— Jenna ? (@Jennabelll) March 22, 2021
Bryce getting absolutely owned by his mum is this season's best twist by far.#MAFSAustralia #MAFSAU #mafs pic.twitter.com/gnZOhqfoof
— CR McEgan (@chris_jacksoc) March 22, 2021
I’m loving watching Bryce get roasted by his own mother#MAFS pic.twitter.com/0mCrLjcuLU
— Despicable Bree ??? (@breelivetweet) March 22, 2021
I actually thought that was Melissa’s mum dragging Bryce, but it’s his own mum?? QUEEN SHIT. #MAFS pic.twitter.com/0ZHgafC4b0
— Tara Watson (@tara_watson_) March 22, 2021
That target Bryce has on his back? His Mum just shot a fucking bullseye ? #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/tdc1fE5gm5
— Keely Willis (@keelywillis_) March 22, 2021
Whoever’s idea it was to show Bryce getting told off by his mummy on national television deserves a promotion #MAFS
— Kat Moses (@Katmoses90) March 22, 2021
Bryce doesn’t understand what his mum is actually saying. The problem is his BEHAVIOUR. Not the actual rumour. It’s the way he behaves which is concerning #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/thcecZnpbt
— Rachael (@_rachael94_) March 22, 2021
BRYCE'S MUM HAS BEEN WAITING HER WHOLE LIFE TO CALL OUT HER SON ON HIS SHIT #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Andy (@Skualg) March 22, 2021
Family and friends: really worried about you, our son is a jerk, you look sad…
Melissa: pic.twitter.com/ZxwtR2hqW8
— Peggy-Sue (@peggysue_m) March 22, 2021
Bryce’s parents watching the footage of the last three commitment ceremonies. #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/OzrdoKTY7K
— Ben Shute (@Ben_Shute) March 22, 2021
Belinda gives Patrick an, uh, erotic massage. With her feet. And by pummelling him with her hands. And by then walking on him. I guess it’s not really that erotic after all.
#mafs #mafsau Love to pieces how Patrick doesn’t swear when the rest of us would be swearing to death. Patrick: “ heavens to Betsy” The rest of the world: “F/$k, Je(/:us, S&%t ??
— Heidi Davenport (@hillself) March 22, 2021
We should just be grateful that the producers didn’t give Patrick and Belinda a chocolate bath…. #mafs
— Kate (@khltlooking) March 22, 2021
Patrick reckons Belinda giving HIM a massage will put HER in the mood?? Is he fuckin serious? #mafs pic.twitter.com/JXyZKO4yI4
— Jacinta (@CaptainJacFrost) March 22, 2021
Belinda is determined to avoid nudey prod games by breaking Patrick’s back #mafs #mafsau
— Liza Binder (@LefthandLiza) March 22, 2021
Melissa and Bryce, fresh from seeing their families, decide it’s the two of them against the world. Seems healthy!
Melissa cruising past the red flags #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/pM1ZIO3KbX
— georg (@georgiawhomst) March 22, 2021
Bryce: "I don't see myself being with someone else"….that makes two of us #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Colonel Kickhead (@colonelkickhead) March 22, 2021
Melissa trying to convince herself that Bryce is the one for her, regardless of how he treats her and what her family think is DISTURBING! Someone HELP HER #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/DuixJpNlgW
— Leah Jay (@LeahJayK) March 22, 2021
Melissa: I’ll make my own decisions.
Also Melissa: what do I decide now Bryce? #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/gqrf5MykgI— Just Sue. (@SueKennedy19) March 22, 2021
me watching #Melissa say the other couples are jealous of her and #Bryce. #MAFS pic.twitter.com/nosFK1qTCO
— m (@zookeenibeekini) March 22, 2021
Our favourite top couple, Bec and Jake are on the rocks again! Who could’ve seen this coming? Not me! They then attend their family meetup and it’s a shit-hot mess with Bec’s mum going in on Jake, before his family steps in to defend him.
Wait so Bec’s Mum can rip Jake a new one, interrupt Jake’s mum and sister but they can’t say anything about Bec? #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/gyEEQOf74J
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) March 22, 2021
Australia to Jake right now #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/93A923U41c
— Weslee Bon Boulash (@WSpark98NZ2) March 22, 2021
Christmas at Jake and Bec's #MAFS pic.twitter.com/RvbzACXtCo
— FiRiosa (@fidalwood) March 22, 2021
I like how Bec’s brother isn’t saying anything, he’s just there LOOKING, low key I think he sides with Jake??????? #mafsaunz #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/ONbI2s0TME
— Xan (@Jnr_tini) March 22, 2021
Becs mum is a Karen #MAFSAU #mafs pic.twitter.com/SZGqJchHDo
— CGW (@chriswood271) March 22, 2021
Bec and her mum be like: #MAFS #mafsaunz #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/dLZoueBHUS
— brinx07 (@brinx07) March 22, 2021
Jake dumps Bec on the spot and she seems shocked by it. “We were so great!” she says. The rest of Australia sighs loudly and slowly, the life officially drained from our tired, limp, bloodless little bodies.
WHEN WERE THEY SO GREAT SHES COMPLAINED ABOUT JAKE THE WHOLE FKN TIME #mafs #mafsau
— Unlucky Lingerie (@unluckylingerie) March 22, 2021
Let’s be honest: Bec isn’t really upset that the relationship is over. Bec is upset that her time on the show is over meaning she’s had less time to try and create an Instagram influencer career for herself post-experiment ? #MAFSAU #MAFS
— Michelle Rennex (@michellerennex) March 22, 2021
Bec the person who threw in the towel at the wedding is accusing Jake is throwing in the towel…#MAFS pic.twitter.com/a5cdppU2Kf
— Daryl (@xwickedmindx) March 22, 2021