Tonight’s Confusing ‘MAFS’ Commitment Ceremony Retold Via The Best Tweets
Every now and then in most Married at First Sight series, there comes a point where the drama ceases for some time and the show just becomes sad. Everyone is sad. The contestants are sad. The experts look sad. We’re all sad.
It’s mostly due to mismatched contestants being worn down after trying to make their reality TV relationship work, and you can feel their pure exhaustion seeping through the screen. Tonight, Booka and Brett took centre stage as the most dysfunctional couple in the experiment, that is until it was Bryce’s turn again. Of course.
Bryce decided to deliver the ultimate blindside (does he think he’s on Survivor?) by writing leave and crossing it out and saying ‘stay’. He swears he was doing it to protect Melissa against “bullies” like Rebecca. The other contestants did not understand his logic, the experts didn’t understand it, and I sure as fuck didn’t. But we all know by now Bryce makes little sense at the best of times.
We actually didn’t say goodbye to ANY couples tonight, with Brett opting to stay and get back in Booka’s uh good books after the disastrous letter from Patrick. Booka looked less than thrilled to be trapped in the experiment for another week and I want to now forever imagine her stabbing a tiny voodoo doll decorated with floppy ’90s hair and glasses.
And in big MAFS news, the couples are being sent to a retreat for the new few episodes, to all hang out together and probably drink too much and fight loudly. I’m no psychic but I’m predicting Bec and Bryce will once again fight about their convo in the gym and I will beat myself over the head with a frying pan.
Let’s recap tonight’s commitment ceremony via the best tweets:
The couples discuss the aftermath of the dinner party. Brett eventually apologises to Booka, but in the words of JoJo is it all ‘Too Little, Too Late’?
I had such high hopes for Booka and Brett.
How stupid I was. #MAFS
— Nez (@fraggle73) March 28, 2021
#MAFS Hey Brett… pic.twitter.com/u3HOKxyaUx
— Gidgit VonLaRue (@GidgitVonLaRue) March 28, 2021
Surely Brett’s socks and slippers combination is enough for Booka to bring things to an end. #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Michael Byrnes (@MichaelByrnes) March 28, 2021
Bryce tells the boys he thinks Melissa has been worn down by other people in the experiment, and thinks he needs to make a “statement” whatever that means.
“Bryce & I are going from strength to strength!” Says the woman who cried herself to sleep not 24 hours earlier. #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Jess (@jess_may_h) March 28, 2021
#MAFSAU Bryce, you're such a wanker that you could get a job at parliament house! #MAFS pic.twitter.com/ku92Vm6cm1
— Doug P (@p_barrister) March 28, 2021
Bryce: I don’t know what to do…All of Australia: Eliminate yourself #MAFS
— Kiera (@UnderYourPorch) March 28, 2021
Bryce will write leave because he is upset at not being the main focus at the dinner party #mafs #MAFSAU
— Liza Binder (@LefthandLiza) March 28, 2021
Liam and Georgia opt to stay, even though Liam is still coming to terms with Georgia being more “glamourous” than what he’s used to. Kerry and Johnny are super happy in their “vanilla kinky” land.
Liam, if you won’t tell Georgia she’s cute everyday, I will. #MAFS
— Daryl (@xwickedmindx) March 28, 2021
Georgia find a man who doesn’t care if you put on makeup #MAFS
— Kiera (@UnderYourPorch) March 28, 2021
if i never hear johnny say ‘vanilla kinky’ again it will be too soon #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/YvxhLsPsND
— luci (@llluci) March 28, 2021
Ok Johnny. We get it. You boned. Just…stop. #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/QiK3QPupAP
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) March 28, 2021
We get to Booka and Brett and things are tense enough to trigger everyone into thinking about their parents’ divorce. John asks Booka to list off things she likes about Brett. Uhhh maybe she likes the times where he’s not badmouthing her to his mates? Just a thought. Booka wants to leave, while Brett writes stay.
For anyone wondering what Patrick's card says, it says "Brett says he wants to leave"…..he just can't help himself writing down Brett's thoughts #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Colonel Kickhead (@colonelkickhead) March 28, 2021
The media villain vs. the actual villain #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/xapBeksmtw
— Ashlee (@_itsashleeee_) March 28, 2021
Brett: I think booka likes me#MAFSAU #mafs pic.twitter.com/7SF1GxHseg
— Bbbeck (@bbbeckb) March 28, 2021
Booka, do you like Brett?
Booka:
#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/LYONxKBQCM— Annie Clark (@anniefitness) March 28, 2021
remember when we all had hope for Booka and Brett? #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/dz8XOokTTQ
— alysha (@intosneedy) March 28, 2021
“What are the good things about this relationship?”
Brett: I dk man the coffee is pretty nice #mafs #mafsau— Lil Nazza (@lil_nazza) March 28, 2021
Seeing Brett pretend to be a psychologist in front of real psychologists is just… #mafsau #mafs pic.twitter.com/LxEY1a16gp
— Belaime (@Belaime_) March 28, 2021
"She's only upset cos she secretly loves me not because I did things to upset her" right ok Brett, you're pulling a Bryce but go off#MAFSAU #MAFS
— Erin Grant | #Aboriginallivesmatter (@erinomelette) March 28, 2021
John: Booka, do you like Brett?
Booka: …#MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/l1qj6GVFuE
— Married At First Sight Experts (@mafsexperts) March 28, 2021
Bec is ecstatic that she and Jake now have “banter” which made them make out for an hour.
Bec won't leave, she's got at least three more weeks of giving Bryce shit to enjoy #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Colonel Kickhead (@colonelkickhead) March 28, 2021
When Jake and Bec wrote stay – Bryce was like: #mafs pic.twitter.com/nBiyDjPfFD
— sad shell by the sea shore (◡﹏◡✿) (@Spookysadghoul) March 28, 2021
Bryce after he finds out he accidentally helped make Bec happier #MAFS pic.twitter.com/hbxIw9sXEo
— Peter Johnson (@P_Johnson9) March 28, 2021
Bec and Jake are staying together?! #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/G1INJ3p3GP
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) March 28, 2021
The devil works hard but Bec works even harder #mafs #mafsau
— Lil Nazza (@lil_nazza) March 28, 2021
After they share the red lingerie story with the experts and talk about getting emotional dancing to their wedding song, Jason umms and ahhs and manages to finally tell Alana he can’t see his life without her.
Jason can barely string a sentence together unless it involves sex #MAFS
— Nez (@fraggle73) March 28, 2021
Jason’s best night in the relationship is having steak cooked for him by his half naked partner. That’s a really beautiful sentiment. #mafsau #mafs pic.twitter.com/LHNu49qw0W
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) March 28, 2021
we get it Jason. Alana wore red lingerie. you liked it. can we move on? #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/GfINGPjPgV
— alysha (@intosneedy) March 28, 2021
Alana: "Jason put our wedding song on"
Mel: "What do you think that was about"?
Jason: ….#MAFSAU #MAFS #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/ketZL01TCk
— Married At First Sight Experts (@mafsexperts) March 28, 2021
So Alana and Jason’s relationship has been saved cos she cooked for him half naked – no wonder we have problems in Canberra #MAFSAustralia #mafs pic.twitter.com/ouPqdHNurI
— Oscar (@OscarSayss) March 28, 2021
Belinda and Patrick are pressed to reveal more details about their relationship development. Patrick eventually lands on telling the whole room that he got a handjob.
Ohhh joy now we have Belinda and Patrick who act like Victorians who’ve seen an ankle when talking about sex #MAFS
— Kiera (@UnderYourPorch) March 28, 2021
Belinda: “I saw his thing”
Patrick: “I got a handjob!”#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/INIi2tkUgL— Kylie Rallings (@k_rallings) March 28, 2021
I could've really gone through my life without knowing Belinda gave Patrick a handjob #MAFS pic.twitter.com/TCMJYJJavV
— PUNKEE (@itspunkee) March 28, 2021
Bryce and Melissa are the final couple to face the experts. Melissa says she’s getting to the stage where she’s falling in love with Bryce and Bryce for some reason reveals his card where he first wrote “leave” then crossed it out to say “stay”. He said he did this in order to protect Melissa from the bullying going on, but no one… really gets it???
I’m tired of my wife being targeted by Rebecca. Only I’m allowed to target her. #MAFS #mafsau
— Emilie Dick (@emiliedick) March 28, 2021
Bryce and Melissa are so frustrating. They honestly deserve each other #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/8SVsZ9AUEq
— Rachael (@_rachael94_) March 28, 2021
Bryce is very in love with himself so it’s hard to make room for you, Melissa. #mafs #mafsau #mafsaustralia
— Kylie Orr (@KylieOrrWriter) March 28, 2021
Bryce: “I actually googled the definition of bullying” …. priceless.#MAFSAU #mafs #bryce
— Adam Henwood (@thelastsultan1) March 28, 2021
Get this manipulative trash off my TV. #MAFS pic.twitter.com/G0FEIcIaIr
— Tara Watson (@tara_watson_) March 28, 2021
Australia trying to open Melissa’s eyes to Bryce #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/gy4wv6kvmW
— Unlucky Lingerie (@unluckylingerie) March 28, 2021
My god, the toxicity of Melissa and Bryce’s relationship is off the fkn charts mate #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/AlulE573Ia
— Unlucky Lingerie (@unluckylingerie) March 28, 2021
Can we please remove melissa from Bryce? #mafs #MAFSAU
— Tina (@Tiinaaa97) March 28, 2021
Melissa really stayed with this man after the experiment even though he said leave. #MAFS pic.twitter.com/3xLmhIlmmL
— Ashlee (@_itsashleeee_) March 28, 2021
Bryce: I am protecting her from bullying. #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/qzdyQus0e4
— Kath!?⚡ (@Katheandr) March 28, 2021
Can we do a fan vote next week, so we can all vote Bryce off this show? #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/bezsOi5PTA
— Todd Van Steensel (@toddvs35) March 28, 2021
Scott Morrison’s PR team watching Bryce gaslight a woman #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/dKaadc8zrZ
— anthony (@IceCreamTony) March 28, 2021
Bryce’s explanation: #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/TFoPX8JQtm
— TeacherIsTeaching (@amyj77) March 28, 2021
Bryce: I don't want anyone hurting Melissa
Also Bryce: I made this decision knowing it will hurt her #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Andy (@Skualg) March 28, 2021
John announces to the couples that they’re all going on retreat.
i think that every reality show should have a love island/big brother week where they put everyone in a house together, give them a bunch of booze then make them fight #mafs
— nic (@jimothechalamet) March 28, 2021
When expert John says that he is sending the couples to a retreat to improve their relationship he really means send them away with an open bar so there is more drama #MAFS
— ????? ???????? (@DylanMatthews91) March 28, 2021