Tonight’s ‘MAFS’ Honeymoons Retold Via Funny Tweets
It’s been a big week on Married At First Sight, and the drama is continuing to build up with one couple looking like they’re about to call it quits already after their honeymoon went awry.
And weirdly, no, it’s not Jake and Bec. The two stopped talking about how deep trees go, and got deeper with their feelings in tonight’s episode and it was actually quite wholesome to watch.
The honesty box (not a euphemism) was dragged out a few times in tonight’s episode to cause absolute chaos. In case you need a refresher, the honesty box was created by either a bored producer or a bored John Aiken in order to spice up the honeymoons so we actually see some drama. Sam and Coco had a go, and Sam stated that he just really loves boobs (ok!), and the box also got a whirl with Cameron and Samantha causing them to basically call it quits before it’s even begun.
See, this is where things got dramatic — after appearing to hit it off early on, Cameron and Samantha hit a roadblock after Cameron admitted to Sam that she wasn’t his usual type. Why do men do this?! For the first time in our lives, women are giving men permission to LIE with this answer or at least sugarcoat it a bit. FFS!
Let’s recap the drama the latest MAFS drama the best way we know how: by laughing at everyone’s insanely good tweets.
We learn which couples have consummated their marriage, and somewhere out there, Trish is shaking. Speaking of shaking, Bec and Jake are still on shaky ground.
Wowee! #MAFS pic.twitter.com/yWBVi7eKXU
— Channel9 (@Channel9) February 25, 2021
Bec is such a cold bitch I'm starting to reminisce fondly about Ines….yeah, I said INES! #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/4er1qMePKj
— Colonel Kickhead (@colonelkickhead) February 25, 2021
When you order something online vs when it arrives #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/c9Svq36k7y
— Rose Callaghan (Friendship Rose podcast!!) (@operation_rosie) February 25, 2021
Bryce and Melissa are still not happy campers after Bryce’s spectacular gaslighting from the night before.
Wasn’t Bryce on last season? #MAFS pic.twitter.com/KfCGuTUbfC
— gem (@villoksa) February 25, 2021
Bryce is one giant ? and it's only the honeymoon #MAFS
— Georgie Haberfield (@tehgeorgeh) February 25, 2021
Bryce: it’s her fault for taking it the wrong way. She’s been single for 12 years. She doesn’t get men. Nothing to do with me at all #MAFS
— Fića (@mcfilip) February 25, 2021
“Are you here for the right reasons?” is a perfectly legitimate question to ask someone who broke off an engagement suspiciously close to being cast on TV and is Canberra DJ! #MAFS
— Steph B (@TheSBatman) February 25, 2021
Sam and Coco have a go at the honesty box, and Sam talks about loving boobs like he’s a 14-year-old boy who’s never been kissed.
MAFS – Men Are Friggin Stupid !!! Do some of these guys actually think about what’s coming out of their mouths ??? #mafs #MAFSAustralia #MAFSAU
— Bel ????? (@TheBombDetonatr) February 25, 2021
am I really seeing grown man in a baseball cap that thinks he can be that freaking picky #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/8mY5KnjXvn
— Kym (@Kymbobbo) February 25, 2021
10 000 people applied and they chose Sam & Bryce? #MAFS pic.twitter.com/cFbOaehzE7
— Weslee #TeamSymone #TeamBimini (@WSpark98NZ2) February 25, 2021
I can't believe it's 2021 and I'm listening to a guy in a flat brim talk about needing big tits.#MAFS #MAFSAU
— So Dramatic! Podcast (@sodramaticpod) February 25, 2021
Samantha and Cameron get closer, while Jo is in a low mood and her hubby James can’t handle it. Jo later cooks James dinner to make up for their horse ride turning sour (sometimes when I write these sentences I have a small midlife crisis, in case you’re wondering).
Jo, the horse is telling you to run away!! #MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/LQY4CZM9j9
— Sarah (@moatybuns) February 25, 2021
Jo and James are reminding me of Mick and Heidi all over again #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Brandon Atkins (@brandonatkins__) February 25, 2021
James, trying to be working class: here, take one of my horses and let's go for a ride on the beach.#MAFS #MAFSAU
— So Dramatic! Podcast (@sodramaticpod) February 25, 2021
Cameron: "everything has a place"
Predicting Cameron after 5 weeks of #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/BR8uNCU31P— esmé squalor (@aliceaye) February 25, 2021
No Joanne, the way to a man's heart is not through his stomach. I cooked my husband Chicken Tonight for years and we still got divorced. I even added extra capsicum to keep things spicy. Can you believe it? #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Crazy Tan (@CrazyTans) February 25, 2021
Bryce tells Melissa he has cheated on someone in the past. We’re all shocked.
Huge surprise that Bryce has cheated before #mafs pic.twitter.com/NS53J5jaJ7
— Unlucky Lingerie (@unluckylingerie) February 25, 2021
Awww, it’s nice to see that Bryce and Sam have been hanging out together since the show wrapped. #MAFS pic.twitter.com/GHw9kxtL9B
— Tara Watson (@tara_watson_) February 25, 2021
Australia’s biggest knob right now! #MAFSAU #mafs #MarriedAtFirstSightAus pic.twitter.com/gDXtWpr94y
— Nadi (@nadigents) February 25, 2021
melissa, babes, no you are worth so much more than this #MAFS pic.twitter.com/fEziAUKMQO
— kiki ? (@violettfemmes) February 25, 2021
Alana struggles to get Jason to string a sentence together.
Jason right now #MAFS pic.twitter.com/EPQzVJp914
— PUNKEE (@itspunkee) February 25, 2021
JASON WHAT ARE YOU DOING MAN #MAFS pic.twitter.com/gQvEVOwONe
— alysha (@intosneedy) February 25, 2021
Jason trying to think of something intelligent to say #MAFS pic.twitter.com/nezrqgwtPm
— Liana (@LianaKyriak) February 25, 2021
Jake opens up to Bec in a wholesome moment that brings the two closer together.
We can judge Jake based on his exes posts, but dude this conversation means a lot, not only to Bec but probably people watching who can relate to it as well. #MAFS
— not maria from wagga wagga (@abilovestv) February 25, 2021
The honeymoon is over for Samantha and Cameron after the honesty box prompts Cameron to say Sam isn’t his usual type and he doesn’t feel an emotional connection with her yet.
Never ✍️ ask ✍️ anybody ✍️ if ✍️ you’re ✍️ their ✍️ type ✍️#MAFS #MAFSAU
— Jelisa Apps (@JelisaApps) February 25, 2021
Every time I hear “am I your type”? I scream this at the TV…..#MAFS pic.twitter.com/EZursQQKYl
— BigLoveRocks (@BigLoveRocks1) February 25, 2021
I know they call it an "honesty box"….but seriously guys, you don't actually HAVE to be honest….for christs sake sugar coat the truth you morons #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Colonel Kickhead (@colonelkickhead) February 25, 2021
If one more man comments on a woman's body on this godforsaken show I will frisbee my laptop into the ocean.#MAFS #MAFSAU
— So Dramatic! Podcast (@sodramaticpod) February 25, 2021
The only acceptable answer is…
“My type clearly hasn’t worked for me other than to get me to a position to meeting you”
Nothing else.#MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/leY4OslARh
— Michael Bassett (@ImWithoutADoubt) February 25, 2021
Oh, you’re #MAFS biggest fan? Name 5 signs of gas lighting & 6 red flags for toxic masculinity then.
— Amy Thunig (@AmyThunig) February 25, 2021
The next day, the two try to chat it out but it ends in another argument.
Gee I’m having a hard time seeing why these people were single #mafs #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/cdGouhQKdA
— Bbbeck (@bbbeckb) February 25, 2021
#MAFS So the guy that says you can't just walk away and need to address the issues – has just walked out avoiding addressing the issues….
— Gidgit VonLaRue (@GidgitVonLaRue) February 25, 2021
WE NEED Charlene from #MAFSAU Season 5 to tell these boys that are set in their own ways to “PIPE DOWN CHACHI” ? #MAFS
— Summer0317 (@chloe007summer) February 25, 2021
Hey, at least we have Booka and Brett.
Something’s wrong……I actually like Booka & Brett & want their story to be a success. ?#MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/IAVJznRCk6
— Just Sue. (@SueKennedy19) February 25, 2021
Still obsessed with Brett and Booka ? #MAFS pic.twitter.com/UWUNIdvZSm
— Married At First Sight (@MarriedAU) February 25, 2021
What have we learned tonight?
1. Men still suck
2. Never ask someone if you're "their type"
3. Being "honest" isn't an excuse for being an asshole
4. Booka and Brett are our only hope #MAFS— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) February 25, 2021
so we all agree that all the other couples should go so we can focus on booka and brett #MAFS pic.twitter.com/SXEyQSoEAt
— kiki ? (@violettfemmes) February 25, 2021