Last Night’s Final ‘MAFS’ Dinner Party Recapped Via The Best Tweets
Married at First Sight fans, we’ve all been on such a journey this season… and it’s slowly, slowly coming to an end. Slowly.
From the days of the Adam and Claire cheating saga which feels about 74 years ago, to the rollercoaster ride that was Harrison and Bronte — a ride which we all wanted to get off and were forcefully made to stay on — we’ve all lived many lives since the show premiered in late January.
Last night saw the final dinner party episode with the couples as we know them. Of course, there’ll be the classic reunion dinner party episode which will air after final vows and we’ll see which couples remained together, but until then we got one final dinner to see if any further drama or controversy could be stirred.
With a strong majority of the couples teetering on the edge of a breakup post-hometown visits, the experts came in and dropped one final bomb to push them over the edge: the honesty box.
This resulted in one nearly definite breakup, the further crumbling of at least three more couples, and the only ones that remained unscathed were the beautiful Ollie and Tahnee. Praise Cupid for those two.
After Harrison and Bronte came into the dinner party separately, Bronte was quick to fill in the girls on what happened in Perth, including her sister’s epic takedown of Harrison. As Harrison tried to weasel his way into the chat, the girls weren’t having a bar of it and you just love to see it.
Lyndall: Harrison, it's Bronte's time to talk. So you need to respectfully, chill the fuck out!
??????????????#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/QICTC8bqBx
— Married At First Sight Experts (@mafsexperts) March 22, 2023
Things remained tense from there, so let’s just get straight to it.
Here’s last night’s Married at First Sight final dinner party recapped via the best tweets.
Rupert and Duncan look like a pair of interior design consultants. #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/6MMLw3AswL
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) March 22, 2023
*Me whenever Leyton, Alyssa, Harrison and Cam have spoken throughout this entire series*#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/Qaps258kwH
— ????? ???????? (@DylanMatthews91) March 22, 2023
The experts come in to introduce the honesty box to really cause drama for the final night. It doesn’t work for Tahnee and Ollie, of course, our one silver lining.
Thank the lord for Tahnee and Ollie, gorgeous individuals and a beautiful couple. I really wish they were given more screen time, we needed to see more of their love story instead of the Harrison and Bronte shit show #mafs #mafsau
— Kristin (@Kristin542) March 22, 2023
Alyssa tells Duncan that she feels like he has high expectations and that she won’t be good enough for him. Alyssa then gets upset when Duncan expresses his concerns about their arguments and tells him to get more specific.
Alyssa trying to push away Duncan at every turn so when she finally wears him down and he has no choice but to walk away she can play victim and say I told you so despite the fact he made a huge effort #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/B3NvfuZ2FT
— jedda ? (@jeddamindtricks) March 22, 2023
All I can assume/hope is that Duncan is screaming “I HATE KIDS” every 10 seconds and an editor is casually cutting it out #mafs #mafsau
— Nicky Arnall (@NickyArnall) March 22, 2023
Alyssa really just wants to make him angry/sad right? She seems infuriated by the fact that he’s such a kind gentlemanly angel and has no problem with her having an (alleged) child #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/dPfXZLox8h
— rachelle mackintosh (@MacksWellSmart) March 22, 2023
Both Alyssa & Duncan and Harrison & Bronte’s relationships have emotionally drained me this season #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/w99DPWUFfQ
— Aria (@ariakouds) March 22, 2023
Rupert and Evelyn are up next. Rupert tries to say Evelyn is only “sometimes” attracted to him, and Evelyn calls him out saying she had sex with him and he shouldn’t bring up old issues. Things end awkwardly.
All for these queens holding the shit heads to account. #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Emily Tammes (@EmilyTammes) March 22, 2023
Omg… sure Rupert… you’re a piece of meat ?????? #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/SsoAhH8lTf
— Ariadne Quinn ?x5 (@ariadne_quinn) March 22, 2023
“I know everything he says comes from a good place…even though he says it with the grace of a bull in a china shop.” I love Evelyn & Rupert’s dynamic. #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Jess (@jess_may_h) March 22, 2023
Rupert: I don’t think she knows my name
Evelyn: I’ve literally had sex with you #MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia #MarriedAtFirstSight— dr mimi? (@drmimip) March 22, 2023
Lyndall and Cam rehash the age old issue: the general fact they’re not compatible. Cam then drops he’s not falling in love with Lyndall.
Cameron “learning a lot” during the experiment. #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/touPhGGszN
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) March 22, 2023
Imagine being told you wouldn't live past your 30s and then getting a lease on life and then getting married to a dead shit like Cam #MAFS #MAFSAU
— MXYZ (@MXYZ_) March 22, 2023
My dog has a higher emotional intelligence than Cam. So over this guy and his BS “I’m not affectionate, I’m a manly man” facade. How dare they pair Lyndal the Disney princess with this time-wasting flog. You’re not even man enough to cut the crap. #mafsau #mafs
— Poppy (@Poppy45854074) March 22, 2023
Lyndall walks out upset and then after Ollie presses him to be honest, Cam drops to the boys that he realised after homestays, Lyndall isn’t the one for him. Evelyn goes in and calls him out and he doesn’t give a fuck.
Yes Duncan and Ollie speak up, you are the only two with any shred of emotional intelligence #mafs #mafsau
— jedda ? (@jeddamindtricks) March 22, 2023
My dog has a higher emotional intelligence than Cam. So over this guy and his BS “I’m not affectionate, I’m a manly man” facade. How dare they pair Lyndal the Disney princess with this time-wasting flog. You’re not even man enough to cut the crap. #mafsau #mafs
— Poppy (@Poppy45854074) March 22, 2023
Evelyn. What a champion. #MAFSAU
— Rod McGuinness (@rod3000) March 22, 2023
This whole time I thought Cam was just a bit thick. Turns out he's mean, too. #MAFSAU #MAFS
— Shalailah Medhora (@shalailah) March 22, 2023
I think the remoter, the better for Cam #mafs #mafsau
— Ben Shute (@Ben_Shute) March 22, 2023
Layton and Melinda bump heads again with the question box. Mel says she’s in love with Layton and he decides to question her on how that’s even real if they can’t ever agree. He says he’s not in love with Mel yet.
Layton and Mel remind me of that moonlighting show. Both love to fight each other but also really love each other. #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/rrHWqD2bee
— jennybr5 (@jennybr5) March 22, 2023
OMG Leyton!! What do you want? Why are you questioning Melinda’s feelings??? #MAFSAU #MAFS
— Annie Da Cruz (@AnnieDaCruz1) March 22, 2023
“Melinda’s really emotional and I’m really rational and logical,” says guy who dramatically STORMS OFF during every fight! #Layton #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/6kHuno2EZt
— Matt (@matt_j_lewis) March 22, 2023
But…but…I still want them to live happily ever after?#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/GSdkDGhOrH
— to whom it may concern (@bishcheese) March 22, 2023
Melinda and Layton should just pause right now and continue their relationship outside #MAFS.
When people get back to their life, there's less time to fight and more time to enjoy each other's company.
Please give it a shot. There's so much potential ?#MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/QDKuUaNV4p
— Married At First Sight Experts (@mafsexperts) March 22, 2023
Harrison calls Bronte out for talking “negatively” about him to other people and for supporting her sister for calling him “aggressive” things.
“She called me very damaging things”
Jesus Harrison don’t check twitter mate ? #mafs #mafsau
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) March 22, 2023
Bronte tells Harrison that they’re done and she never wants to see him again before storming out of the dinner party.
Bronte: ‘I’ve never met ANYONE like you before’
Harrison: ‘Thank you’ ☺️
Bronte: #MAFS pic.twitter.com/f7B5LKea1y
— seapunk aesthete ? (@artpunkamor) March 22, 2023
Bronte’s had as many comebacks as John Farnham #mafsau #mafs
— Helen (@AussieGal999) March 22, 2023
Lyndall was all of us when Bronte finally dumped Harrison's horrible ass ? #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/bcspIAEwBP
— MAHONEY (@cdtmahoney) March 22, 2023
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Married at First Sight returns for final vows at 7pm Sunday night on Channel Nine.