The Final ‘MAFS’ Vows Retold Via The Funniest Tweets
It’s over! Married at First Sight is ov- well, not quite. The final vows are finally over which means we don’t have to keep sitting here and rehashing some of the terrible love stories this season delivered us.
After Sunday night’s episode saw Melinda and Layton recommit, while Duncan walked away from Alyssa, the success rate of last night’s final vows was similar. We had one couple walk away happily ever after, one mutual dumping, and one mic drop moment reminiscent of Brent leaving Tamara.
With a reunion dinner party looming as well as a reunion with the experts, the drama is far from over. But, first let’s dive into what the hell went down during the final vows last night.
Here’s last night’s Married at First Sight final vows recapped via the best tweets.
As the couples say goodbye, Tahnee and Ollie were adorable as per usual, Cam and Lyndall were rocky after the dinner party, and Evelyn and Rupert didn’t even appear to be on speaking terms.
What was the fucking point of Rupert & Evelyn… can these producers give us some decent couples next year? It’s hard to get invested when the mismatch is that obvious.#mafs #mafsau
— MAFSCommentary (@MafsCommentary) March 27, 2023
WHAT ABOUT TAHNEE AND OLLIE’S FISH WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM ARE THEY OKAY I NEED TO KNOW #MAFS #MAFSAU
— alysha misses skz ♡ (@venomhaven) March 27, 2023
Nice of Cam to finally give Lyndall her second kiss of the experiment on the last day#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/xXb3mAkE7S
— to whom it may concern (@bishcheese) March 27, 2023
Evelyn calmly dumps Rupert in final vows, and Rupert reads his letter as awkwardly as their wedding day vows. He then tells Evelyn he didn’t think she put her best foot forward to progress their relationship. Whatever helps you sleep at night, Rooopert.
“I am over Rupert needing his diaper changed”
But he hasn’t left any skiddies Evelyn! #mafs #mafsau
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) March 27, 2023
Rupert: “ I was gonna give her a hug”.#MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/OzBMdKZDna
— Just Sue.?? (@SueKennedy19) March 27, 2023
Evelyn using her Year 6 school captain speech voice.
And Rupert can't read. #mafs #MAFSAU
— Nez (@fraggle73) March 27, 2023
Tahnee and Ollie tried to fool us into thinking the decision was hard for them because of the long distance but we all knew the two lovebirds would stay together. However, we didn’t predict they’d make us so emotional during final vows.
You thought you could fool us but we know Ollie is a big ole fucking cutie who loves his lady #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/HJtNRYgbW8
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) March 27, 2023
Tahnee and Ollie just seem like genuinely good people. They didn't create drama or conflict, they learned from each other and they had so much fun with one another as well.#MAFS #MAFSAU
— So Dramatic! (@sodramaticpod) March 27, 2023
and they lived happily ever after forever and ever amen#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/LMJawdVCJf
— to whom it may concern (@bishcheese) March 27, 2023
Tahnee and Ollie are the only marriage that they thought was safe enough to film right next to a cliff #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Melanie Bracewell (@meladoodle) March 27, 2023
they’re so cute IM CRYING #mafsau #mafs pic.twitter.com/sGEm5rxYcJ
— teresa has pcd (@augustfallin) March 27, 2023
Finally, it was Cam and Lyndall’s time to shine. Cam admits to his friend he doesn’t have feelings for Lyndall and even his friend thinks he’s a bit of a dickhead. Cam tells producers that about 10 minutes went into his decision making and that he doesn’t miss Lyndall.
The fact Cam’s mate was more concerned about Lyndall’s feelings than Cam demonstrates just how much of a flog even his mates think he is. #MAFSAU
— Samantha Prior (She/Her) (@Sam_ShortNRare) March 27, 2023
It took him ten minutes yet he’s stayed for 12 weeks?!
The actual fuck is wrong with men?! #mafs #mafsau
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) March 27, 2023
This girl and her impeccable winged eyeliner game was WASTED on Cam. WASTED!! #mafsau #mafs pic.twitter.com/Yg2JRWXuVi
— Poppy (@Poppy45854074) March 27, 2023
Lyndall calls Cam TF out in her vows, telling him that he clearly doesn’t want a partner at all. “To put it plainly, stay in your lane and I’ll stay in mine,” Lyndall tells Cam, repeating a line he once apparently said to her. “Well said,” Cam replied.
What you get when you look up bad bitch in the dictionary #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/k02ExUT3ZP
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) March 27, 2023
I appreciate the fact that Cam thinks “his” decision determines the path of their relationship.
That is until Lyndal kicks his fucking feet out from under him. The little turd.#MAFSAU #MAFS— Just Sue.?? (@SueKennedy19) March 27, 2023
Lyndall could easily participate in MasterChef Australia after the way she cooked Cameron ?#MAFSAU #MAFS
— Married At First Sight Experts (@mafsexperts) March 27, 2023
Then before Cam can start his vows, Lyndall says no matter what he says, it’s only going to disappoint her again. Cam throws down his vow cards at her feet and walks off, in a big tanty throwing moment. Goodbye and good riddance!
Cam chucking a tantrum cos the girl he doesn’t want, doesn’t want him.?#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/fl4Lknb8KQ
— Madelaine Burke (@Madelaine_Burke) March 27, 2023
little bitch is mad cause he legit thought he'd be doing the dumping and she beat him to it lol go cry to mummy mate#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/X3rjBVVev2
— to whom it may concern (@bishcheese) March 27, 2023
Yeah fuck off Cam #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/mdLF97igt8
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) March 27, 2023
Cam, off to snog a barra, who will never hurt his feelings or ask him tough questions #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/j5lzPgIK6i
— Rohan I (@the_impey) March 27, 2023
seeing cam and alyssa both get dumped at final vows on national tv is so funny #mafsau #mafs
— teresa has pcd (@augustfallin) March 27, 2023