The First ‘MAFS’ Final Vows Recapped Via The Best Tweets
We’re here! We’re nearly at the finish line after a marathon run of Married at First Sight episodes.
Final vows are upon us, and in classic form, instead of easily compiling them all into one episode, they’ve been stretched out across numerous instalments. This meant during last night’s episode that we got to rehash all of Melinda and Layton’s arguments, as well as have Alyssa remind us 1567 times that she has a child.
Eventually, we saw Melinda and Layton, as well as Alyssa and Duncan, get through the final vows and does true love conquer all? Well, not always.
Let’s get straight into the funny tweets, as we all know that’s the best part.
Here’s last night’s Married at First Sight final vows recapped via the best tweets.
The couples rewatch their wedding videos to see if it sparks any final joy, except Melissa and Layton have spent their final night in separate apartments and watch their wedding video separately.
tfw realising that all the final vows could've been done and dusted tonight if we weren't tortured with rewatching the shit we've already seen#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/l6rR4AymYu
— to whom it may concern (@bishcheese) March 26, 2023
GOD IT’S BEEN SO NICE TO NOT SEE HARRISON’S FACE THIS EPISODE. Bloody glorious. I had forgotten about his entire existence #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/ImuevR9UrE
— Steph the sarcastic sequin (@Steph_Simmons89) March 26, 2023
We could’ve compacted these weddings down to one night…we don’t need all these long distant looks…#mafs #mafsau
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) March 26, 2023
I can’t believe we’ve made it through the whole season without addressing Layton’s hot sauce chest tatt #mafs #mafsau
— Ben Shute (@Ben_Shute) March 26, 2023
Layton starts to realise how much he misses Mel and how much he didn’t validate her feelings. Better late than never?!
Layton: I want someone to start a family with but don’t want to have any emotional intimacy #MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia #MarriedAtFirstSight pic.twitter.com/amwI4YwRxP
— dr mimi🦇 (@drmimip) March 26, 2023
Layton (bless him) was taking accountability and being honest and yet was acting so upset you’d think if he didn’t commit, producers were gonna shoot his family immediately 💀😂#MAFSAU
— Steph the sarcastic sequin (@Steph_Simmons89) March 26, 2023
Layton’s Sister:
Can you see yourself falling in love with Mel?Layton:
Let me avoid answering that question directly and ramble on about something else— Ian Brown (@1anBrown) March 26, 2023
During their final vows, Layton gives an emotional speech and apologises for letting Mel down. While it seemed like Mel might finally dump him, she listed out all the ways she loved him. All’s well that ends well!
MAFS crew: should it be night or day for Melinda and Layton's final vows?
MAFS editor: Yes.#MAFS #MAFSAU
— So Dramatic! (@sodramaticpod) March 26, 2023
Melinda & Layton: 10/10, no notes. Godspeed, you crazy kids. #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Jess (@jess_may_h) March 26, 2023
layton’s final vows: ‘i ran a risk benefit analysis on our relationship and have decided it appears beneficial in the long run for both parties to continue this endeavour’ #mafsau #mafs
— MAFS opinions (@mafs_opinions) March 26, 2023
I watch #MAFS #MAFSAU for the trash. However, I really like what I just saw with Melinda and Layton. They have a lot of work to do but at least what they’ve got is REAL!
PS: They’re definitely still together. pic.twitter.com/tkGS7lthho
— Matt (@matt_j_lewis) March 26, 2023
As for Duncan and Alyssa, we got to recap all their best memories (tears, tantrums, “I need attention”, “I have a child” etc.). Alyssa talks about wanting the real Duncan back.
Put Alyssa in a wine bar with Brontes sister, please #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/RkNWXjd7VB
— josh’s pyjamas (@beggywilliamz) March 26, 2023
How I’ll sleep tonight knowing I never have to hear about Alyssa’s child again #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/mvudbuCEUf
— josh’s pyjamas (@beggywilliamz) March 26, 2023
Alyssa goes first and tells Duncan she wants to give their relationship a shot in the real world. Uh oh! Duncan thanks her for her words. Uh oh!
“Duncan, I want to help you.”
Oh go fuck yourself Alyssa. Duncan… RUUUUUUN! #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/Nv0b0fktzB
— Matt (@matt_j_lewis) March 26, 2023
alyssa “wanting to help duncan grow” i have to laugh… #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/drUWphHEI8
— alysha misses skz ♡ (@venomhaven) March 26, 2023
Alyssa: Help me, help you
Duncan:#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/nVj87axM3o
— to whom it may concern (@bishcheese) March 26, 2023
Duncan talks about how he tried to stretch during their relationship and how things got harder and harder. Duncan tells Alyssa he has to say goodbye.
He gave her a photo of him naked in an apron dry humping a KitchendAid and it still wasn’t enough. #mafs #mafsau
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) March 26, 2023
Dont @ me, this is the best fucking moment in @MarriedAU history. Yasssss Duncan you fucking 👑
👏🏽 👏🏽 👏🏽 #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/9GOg2xnP9c
— 𝐃𝐲𝐥𝐚𝐧 𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐰𝐬 (@DylanMatthews91) March 26, 2023
DO YOU WANT A TISSUE? 💀💀 #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/UVfjQZyHnJ
— Steph the sarcastic sequin (@Steph_Simmons89) March 26, 2023
ALYSSA:
I was not expecting thatAUSTRALIA:
We were all expecting that #MAFSAU #MAFS— Ian Brown (@1anBrown) March 26, 2023
After she walks off, Alyssa says she thinks Duncan is looking for a princess but she’s not a princess, she’s a queen.
Imagine being a 35 year old single mum, and you get handed a successful, intelligent, handsome man who supports you, regularly expresses his emotions and lives 15 minutes from you and you behave like a complete moron #MAFSAU
— Erin (@erin_social311) March 26, 2023
You're now free King Duncan 👑#MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/y7UNKDOD8t
— Married At First Sight Experts (@mafsexperts) March 26, 2023
Duncan is now officially the hottest, most emotionally intelligent bachelor in Australia. #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Emily Tammes (@EmilyTammes) March 26, 2023
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Married at First Sight returns tonight at 7:30pm on Channel Nine.