Tonight’s ‘Married At First Sight’ Intruder Weddings Retold In Hilarious Tweets
It feels like we only just watched the first lot of Married at First Sight weddings, but following last night’s mass exodus at the commitment ceremony, this show is in desperate need of some new blood. Enter: three new couples getting hitched.
But before we get to the new couples’ nuptials, drama was brewing between the old couples, as Jo revealed that James didn’t come home the night before. When he finally appeared after being MIA for 24 hours, James was unapologetic. Jo told him that she felt disrespected that he left her, and James actually told his wife, “Why is it disrespectful to you? Who are you to me?”. In. The. Bin.
Out of the six intruders, we met four tonight: Liam, Georgia, Johnny, and Kerry. Liam is a country boy and MAFS’ first bisexual groom, and he is matched with Georgia, a swimwear brand owner who loves pink. Sexy Italian Johnny got hitched to fellow Mediterranean Kerry, whose parents hail from Malta. Both contestants are recently divorced and tonight we learnt that Kerry’s relationship with her ex hubby is a little too close for comfort, which is something bound to stir up conflict in the coming episodes.
The moment when Liam opened up to Georgia about being bisexual was totally low-key, unlike the bizarre way the old contestants tried to out Liam in front of his bride. Rebecca’s random remark about ‘swinging your way’ simply had to be something orchestrated by producers. It was painful and unnecessary. This show has zero shame and never ceases to disappoint.
Tonight’s Married at First Sight intruder weddings retold in hilarious tweets:
James and Jo moved into separate rooms and the following day, Jo discovered that James has disappeared. When he returns to his room, Jo expresses concern for his whereabouts, in return he ask Jo, “Who are you to me?”.
James outside of Alessandra’s condo rn #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/vlWA2n0mKD
— ✨Alexandra Popovic✨ (@VIPVirtualSols) March 15, 2021
jo is barely yelling. if that was me I would be like #MAFS pic.twitter.com/gfA41ONA71
— ten (@ten_1996x) March 15, 2021
The MAFS producers casting all the gaslighters they could find in Australia: #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/YJj7gtBEyV
— liz anya (@__hellz__) March 15, 2021
The other couples are still reeling from how Bryce behaved with the experts last night. For the 16th time, Jake and Rebecca decide to restart again to see if they can find common ground.
Melissa, three psychologists told you that you’re in a toxic relationship and you still think you guys are in a good place #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/EOkdDEmgh9
— Daisy (@daisyjane____) March 15, 2021
Booka: “I’m not saying Bryce sucks I’m just saying his behaviour at that point sucked”
Australia:#MAFS pic.twitter.com/318T0JbBP3
— ????? ???????? (@DylanMatthews91) March 15, 2021
Melissa: Bryce is everything I’ve ever wanted in a relationship
Australia: Girl, you need to set your bar a bit higher #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/MzgInODPtU— Emily Harry (@emm_harryy) March 15, 2021
Rebecca and Jake have broken down and restarted more times than my 1987 Ford Laser. #MAFS
— PUNKEE (@itspunkee) March 15, 2021
Jake apologises and gets where Bec is coming from
This is Bec’s “I win face” #MAFS pic.twitter.com/CZKRIeEkiM
— ????? ???????? (@DylanMatthews91) March 15, 2021
Intruder alert! More weddings! In this economy? We meet Liam, a country boy who is the show’s first bisexual groom, and he is matched with Georgia, an entrepreneur who really likes pink.
So the bi guy only wants to marry a woman because he wants a family? CAN GAY PEOPLE NOT HAVE FAMILIES?! #mafs pic.twitter.com/GKo94YCptp
— Nathan (@nathanbrown90) March 15, 2021
Bisexual man? Cool, let's introduce him to a woman who loves pink. That'll do it.#MAFSAU #MAFS
— Tarang / तरंग (@tarang_chawla) March 15, 2021
What do you think Georgia's favorite color is? ?#MAFSAU #MAFS #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/vkxVasg4Ea
— Married At First Sight Experts (@mafsexperts) March 15, 2021
This is the exact bedroom I wanted when I was 6.#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/rmIqDLyd2w
— So Dramatic! Podcast (@sodramaticpod) March 15, 2021
I'm calling it, rich pink entrepreneur Barbie and gumboot slinging Ken aren't going to make it. #MAFSAustralia #MAFSAUS #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/oNqmp8YRFs
— Tess Tickles (@EMMMMgirl) March 15, 2021
Italian stallion Johnny has previously been married and he is matched with Kerry, who is a Maltese fellow divorcee.
I love these two! Please don’t turn into dickheads! #MAFS pic.twitter.com/cQIk5PjKij
— Debs (@TaperJeanGirl) March 15, 2021
Every vow on this show is "I've been hurt, I've been betrayed, I'm broken, but I have decided to come on a reality TV show instead of commit to therapy" #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Andy (@Skualg) March 15, 2021
Sparks fly between both couples, but things get awkward when Kerry tells Johnny that her ex husband is looking after her dogs.
Similar energy ✨#MAFSAU #MAFS #MarriedAtFirstSight pic.twitter.com/sqAdud5tzW
— regular maz (@pocketmaz) March 15, 2021
Georgia’s mum got some serious Mugatu vibes going on #MAFSAU #MAFS #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/jjaifF30xV
— Chris Finch (@KennyBania_) March 15, 2021
I know he's his own person but I think that Liam has an Ivan vibe. #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/tqB5yuYIUM
— Rynehelm (@Rynehelm) March 15, 2021
Goddamn, Johnny and Kerry are just so wholesome! Thank God it’s the Italian guy setting a good example of a happy and sane marriage so far this season… ? #MAFS pic.twitter.com/z0kyUyy0y4
— seapunk aesthete ? (@BiancaNeveXO) March 15, 2021
Ex living in the same house and minding her dogs! wtf!
I dont like the sound of this !#MAFS #MAFSAU #redflags @PrincessKnightD pic.twitter.com/n4D8UOGmAk
— Shorey (@ShoreyThe3rd) March 15, 2021
The current contestants come to the weddings as seat fillers, with only a small amount of wedding guests permitted due to COVID. Jo seizes the chance to tell Johnny and Kerry that they only look good on the outside, and they will only be happy for the first five days of their marriage. A real mood kill.
The bitter and broken brides and grooms arriving at the marriage of the latest sacrifice to the Channel Nine gods via a Handmaid’s Tale death van really delivers the shuddering sense of dread that this wedding deserves
#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/630osv0Pzb
— Alana Calvert (@AlanaCalvert) March 15, 2021
Belinda dressed for a night club
Patrick dressed for a kids party
Booka dressed for a movie premier
Brett dressed for a deconstructed latte on a milk crate in Brunswick
Jake dressed for a few froffies at the pub
Bec is dressed for a funeral… #MAFS #MAFSAU— Matt (@Len_Jet) March 15, 2021
The original couples look like a carload of criminals doing their community service for the day.#MAFS #MAFSAU
— So Dramatic! Podcast (@sodramaticpod) March 15, 2021
Bryce “cool, some new friends”. Translation “cool, some new people who haven’t found out what an absolute d*ck I am yet”. #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Lisa Thompson (@agentforkaos) March 15, 2021
Jo and James are ready to burn the whole house to the ground… If I can’t be in love NO ONE CAN!!!!! #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/ZP98MWzpnl
— Tipsy Topsy Smirk (@TipsyTopsySmirk) March 15, 2021
omg jo’s comment was so rude even melissa reacted #MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia
— official MAFS opinions (@mafsopinions) March 15, 2021
Sensing something is off, James pulls Jo aside for a chat, where he apologised for what he said to her in their apartment. They decide to give their relationship another try.
Jo and James have really mastered the divorced parents not so subtly arguing around their kids. #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/aFOb5cj5is
— Tipsy Topsy Smirk (@TipsyTopsySmirk) March 15, 2021
james is the one that started all the drama and now he wants to go back to how they used to be #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/0VUakZrPa7
— ten (@ten_1996x) March 15, 2021
In a cooked moment, while Liam and Georgia are mingling with the current MAFS couples, the conversation ends in Georgia asking if Liam is bisexual, which he confirms. Later on when they’re alone, Liam opens up to his new wife about his sexuality and Georgia’s reaction is kind and empathetic.
I often go to weddings of people I don't know and ask the groom if he's bisexual – how about you?#MAFS #MAFSAU
— So Dramatic! Podcast (@sodramaticpod) March 15, 2021
Some producer: "Hey Bec… Ask about non-negotiables. Ask what if he doesn't swing your way! Go on, do it!" #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Andy (@Skualg) March 15, 2021
Jfc. Why are these people reacting like this? The dude said he was bi. The way they’re behaving you’d think he just said that comic sans was the superior of all fonts.
. #MAFS
— Alana Calvert (@AlanaCalvert) March 15, 2021