Tonight’s ‘Married At First Sight’ Weddings Retold In Funny Tweets
It’s a nice day for a Married at First Sight wedding, but don’t expect many guests because based on the nuptials so far, they’re staying COVID-safe.
Following on from the premiere, tonight’s weddings also featured a rather small guestlist: one wedding had six people sitting in the audience, while the other had zero guests. Awkward! The first nuptials saw makeup artist Domenica and financial planner Jack be wed, who both happen to love dogs and be vegetarian Italians. They actually appear to be an ideal match, with expert Mel even christening them her “favourite couple” this season… which err, suggests it’s all downhill from here!
The other couple heading down the aisle this episode were beautician Ella and part-time model Mitch: two young and rather horny contestants. They had instant physical chemistry after meeting at the altar and with no family member or guests to cut the tension, they spent their entire wedding giving each other sex eyes without forming any coherent sentences. It sure was a lot!
Let us relive the whole big mess through the funniest tweets of the night.
Tonight’s Married at First Sight weddings retold via hilarious tweets:
We rejoin the couples we met on the premiere and there’s already trouble in paradise. Selin has become irritated with Anthony after he tried to feed her fruit, meanwhile Brent and Tamara are still talking about the damn cake knife from their wedding.
Having war flashbacks over the knife. #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/qwzeD1AVdH
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) February 1, 2022
No one:
Brent for the rest of the experiment: “I will NEVER apologise for the knife incident”#MAFS pic.twitter.com/yuPuXvk117
— Lachlan Guertin (@LachlanGuertin) February 1, 2022
Anthony trying to feed Selin #MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/yS2JZsYjun
— Liana (@LianaKyriak) February 1, 2022
But we must move on to our two new couples headed down the aisle. First we have Domenica and Jack, who are both Italian, vegetarian, and dog lovers. They hit it off immediately and none of us can believe the experts actually did their jobs.
Jack & Dom – the scientific evidence says they are both Italian so I guess they are a match. #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/b9qnff8oBu
— Hero (@hierohero1) February 1, 2022
Waiting for Domenica to shout this #MAFS pic.twitter.com/0WKcUXDZZX
— Tom Ford (@TomFord83) February 1, 2022
Experts: “This is our Italian super couple.”
Ummm, excuse me?#MAFS pic.twitter.com/m69sWcD4MG
— PUNKEE (@itspunkee) February 1, 2022
Okay I’m so here for the Italian dog loving couple #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/PNZbwPtNR4
— ✨ (@daisyjane____) February 1, 2022
Stop why am I crying at the Italian vegetarians and the tiny dog #mafs
— GRACE (@GraceGarde) February 1, 2022
Does Finn have an instagram? What an entrance! #MAFS pic.twitter.com/X5zuUa7LV0
— Floss O'Neill (@floss_o) February 1, 2022
Dom grows anxious to tell her new hubby that she has been previously married, with her last marriage only lasting two months. She eventually finds the courage and he reacts supportively — it’s super wholesome.
Dominica getting ready to walk down the aisle again. #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/VKHks7wCAb
— Ashlee (@_itsashleeee_) February 1, 2022
“psycho predictions” same energy as “im a gemini” #MAFS pic.twitter.com/h0FbmS5deB
— bea (taylor's version) (@behindxthemall) February 1, 2022
Who gives a fuck if you’ve been married before? I shopped at ALDI once. Coles don’t give a fuck. #mafs
— Dusty Pee (@DustyPee) February 1, 2022
i don’t wanna give the ‘experts’ too much credit but they honestly seem like such a good match omg #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/rVcm4UPjYc
— alysha (taylor’s version) (@intosneedy) February 1, 2022
The other not-so-wholesome-but-horny couple was Ella and Mitch. This young pairing spent their whole wedding exchanging sexy glances while not saying anything of substance. Basically, they just spoke about how attractive they both are. They’re not wrong!
Ella really is giving me Martha vibes #MAFS pic.twitter.com/iu79RdTRfv
— Sonia (@Sonia3044) February 1, 2022
mitch is wedding ready #mafsau #mafs pic.twitter.com/VVCY3FJhdA
— Ä▫️°′• (@caadiiska_dhig) February 1, 2022
From the moment I met you, I knew that I’d marry you. Two whole minutes ago 😂 #MAFS #MarriedAtFirstSightau #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/rotP0EahN2
— Alexie the great (@lexialexi12) February 1, 2022
Mitch and Ella: “We’re here for a genuine connection”
Mitch and Ella’s “genuine connection”:#MAFS pic.twitter.com/x3KoSej9sh
— PUNKEE (@itspunkee) February 1, 2022
That orchestral soundtrack made me horny #MAFS pic.twitter.com/pbTChu74Qp
— Sussie Jae (@SussanJae) February 1, 2022
#mafsau #mafs
Mitch and Ella: pic.twitter.com/877tXv1s1b— Ä▫️°′• (@caadiiska_dhig) February 1, 2022
I feel like I’m watching the prelude to a porno #MAFS
— Chris Thorburn (@ChrisThorburn33) February 1, 2022
Oh guys we were right, they are going to bang in the wedding venue #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Leah Jay (@LeahJayK) February 1, 2022
Watching Ella and Mitch.#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/dktGvpRiTp
— So Dramatic! (@sodramaticpod) February 1, 2022
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Married at First Sight returns tomorrow night at 7:30pm on Channel 9 and 9Now.