married at first sight recap episode 2

Tonight’s ‘Married At First Sight’ Weddings Retold In Funny Tweets

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It’s a nice day for a Married at First Sight wedding, but don’t expect many guests because based on the nuptials so far, they’re staying COVID-safe.

Following on from the premiere, tonight’s weddings also featured a rather small guestlist: one wedding had six people sitting in the audience, while the other had zero guests. Awkward! The first nuptials saw makeup artist Domenica and financial planner Jack be wed, who both happen to love dogs and be vegetarian Italians. They actually appear to be an ideal match, with expert Mel even christening them her “favourite couple” this season… which err, suggests it’s all downhill from here!

The other couple heading down the aisle this episode were beautician Ella and part-time model Mitch: two young and rather horny contestants. They had instant physical chemistry after meeting at the altar and with no family member or guests to cut the tension, they spent their entire wedding giving each other sex eyes without forming any coherent sentences. It sure was a lot!

Let us relive the whole big mess through the funniest tweets of the night.

Tonight’s Married at First Sight weddings retold via hilarious tweets:


We rejoin the couples we met on the premiere and there’s already trouble in paradise. Selin has become irritated with Anthony after he tried to feed her fruit, meanwhile Brent and Tamara are still talking about the damn cake knife from their wedding.

But we must move on to our two new couples headed down the aisle. First we have Domenica and Jack, who are both Italian, vegetarian, and dog lovers. They hit it off immediately and none of us can believe the experts actually did their jobs.

Dom grows anxious to tell her new hubby that she has been previously married, with her last marriage only lasting two months. She eventually finds the courage and he reacts supportively — it’s super wholesome.

The other not-so-wholesome-but-horny couple was Ella and Mitch. This young pairing spent their whole wedding exchanging sexy glances while not saying anything of substance. Basically, they just spoke about how attractive they both are. They’re not wrong!

Married at First Sight returns tomorrow night at 7:30pm on Channel 9 and 9Now.