‘MAFS’ Gronk Shannon Is Now An Uber Eats Driver Because Nowhere Is Safe
He was arguably the most cursed groom to come out of this year’s Married At First Sight, and now apparently Shannon Adams has hung up his reality TV shoes… for the time being, anyways.
In a wild plot twist, a Reddit user has posted in the MAFS subreddit that he’s now making extra cash as an Uber Eats delivery driver.
Could you imagine the sheer jump scare you’d get if you opened the door to receive your hungover Macca’s chippies, and old mate Shannon from MAFS was standing right there? I’d truly pass out.
Shannon’s Uber Eats career was confirmed by So Dramatic! with the gossip page receiving several reports that Shannon’s been seen delivering Uber Eats in Melbourne and Cairns.
Perhaps the most shocking part is his 98% SATISFACTION RATE. Maybe he’s lucked out and only delivered to people who don’t live and breathe MAFS (can’t relate).
Reddit users were quick to ponder what kind of delivery driver he’d be. One person commented “You just know he’s pinching a few chips on the drive over.” Another commenter came straight for Shannon’s behaviour on MAFS, writing “Shannon’s treatment of his ‘wife’ was up there with the worst EVER in 10 years of this show.”
Shannon has had quite the narrative arc on this year’s Married at First Sight, with viewers labelling him toxic, misogynistic and an all-round gronk of a human.
Who the fuck invited Shannon!?#mafs #mafsau
— Ultra Tea Time (@UltraTeaTime) March 14, 2023
Jesus I had completely erased Shannon from my memory. Good job me #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Christine (@Chrissaayyyyy) March 14, 2023
@itspunkee That’s a big ol’ yikes from me. #mafs #marriedatfirstsight #fyp ♬ original sound – Punkee
His on-screen wife for this year’s MAFS was Caitlin McConville, who we stan. She had a truly rough trot being paired with Shannon, having to endure him making disparaging comments about her appearance, along with staying in contact with his ex throughout the experiment.
This is heartbreaking to watch?
Caitlin deserves so much more than Shannon #MAFS#MAFSAU#MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/0H7Ed1H3oT
— Zayna Fowles (@ZaynaLucyF) March 15, 2023
All of this is to say, Shannon from MAFS: get your money, have your side hustle, but don’t you dare steal my chippies.