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Everyone Is Thirsting Hard For The New Intruder On ‘Married At First Sight’

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Saving the very best for last, on Tuesday night’s episode of Married at First Sight we were introduced to intruder Chris Jensen, a 6’2 absolute hunk of a man who looks like he could be a Hemsworth.

The FIFO driller and father of two from the Sunshine Coast provided a welcome distraction from last night’s events. Johnny and Kerry’s dream marriage turned into a nightmare after it was revealed Kerry had been texting her ex on their honeymoon. Meanwhile, Liam and Georgia had sex for the first time, which followed a confession box task where they told each other their number of past sexual partners.

But tbh, I did not care about any of this. All I cared about was Chris.

BECAUSE LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL MAN.

 

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Somebody hose me down, I am done.

 

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Chris is matched with Jaime Gardner, who unlike the majority of people watching last night, did not see Chris’ appeal. She criticised his nose ring, she criticised his hair, she criticised the way he speaks, and even interrogated him over whether he had washed his hands after going to the bathroom. Jaime is going to be A LOT this season — but we’re not here to talk about her.

Chris handled everything thrown his way with kindness and dignity. Despite admitting that he struggled speaking in front of large crowds, he delivered his vows beautifully and they were some of the most heartfelt words ever read out on this show. Not only does this man look like he just came off a viking ship, he is a sensitive soul, he has heart, and seems to be a genuine and lovely person.

Australians are in love with Chris and I can’t blame them.

Married at First Sight viewers are thirsting hard for Chris: