32 Of The Funniest Tweets About This Season Of ‘MasterChef’
As another season of MasterChef heads toward the grand finale, this year’s bunch of contestants have truly excelled and made amazing television.
Like any TV series worth obsessing over, the live-tweets that go down during each episode are the best part. Between the thirst tweets over Derek and the growing frustrations with Simon, this year’s online commentary has really stepped it up.
We’ve selected the funniest tweets across the whole season and oh man, you lot are funny fuckers.
Here are 32 of the funniest tweets about this year’s season of MasterChef Australia:
#1.
Everyone who ragged on @sandeep_cooks for making curries.
Larissa: hold my pannacotta
Tessa: hold my south east asia
Anushka: hold my layer cake
Tim: hold my meat and potatoes
Simon: hold my hair#MasterChefAU— Shroomkin (@shroomkin82) July 9, 2019
#2.
Simon “sandeep i’m finished”
Sandeep “yeh me too”#MasterChefAU pic.twitter.com/MkXJpHi8Xi
— Marine Boy (@CAEL8888) June 19, 2019
#3.
when Max walked in vs when Max flashed his wedding ring #MasterChefAU pic.twitter.com/4fFo1rsyEI
— mat whitehead (@matwhi) May 7, 2019
#4.
Larissa was doing desserts from a young age #MasterChefAU pic.twitter.com/AkUW9jeotc
— anthony 🍨 (@icecreamtony) July 10, 2019
#5.
Oh, so when Darren Purchase sets fire to a dish, it’s “genius”, but when I do it it’s “violating the terms of my lease agreement”? #MasterChefAU
— Kristen Amiet (@KrissiAmiet) May 6, 2019
#6.
When Nicole says she’s ‘worked soo hard today’ and ‘pushed herself’. You baked beetroot and made a salad. #MasterchefAU
— lemony 🍯 (@lilyista) July 8, 2019
#7.
Is it just me, or is there an unusual number of dog's tweeting about bone marrow on #MasterChefAU tonight?
— sachbrush (@sachbrush) May 19, 2019
#8.
#MasterChefAU Simon’s hair!!! I wanna get a giant clip and pin it up pic.twitter.com/PAebnrikIb
— Stacey 🇦🇺🇿🇦 (@Stacey52359945) July 11, 2019
#9.
What? Larissa’s making parfait? #MasterChefAU pic.twitter.com/3jEvc50YYx
— Lisa Romano (@LisaMRomano) July 14, 2019
#10.
You can't have a rice disaster if you leave out the rice. #masterchefau pic.twitter.com/QGDVl7Ciht
— House of Origin (@housh45) May 22, 2019
#11.
sandeep: *makes the first kheer this season*
Judges: UNINSPIRED
derek: *makes the 600th panna cotta this season*
Judges: GROUNDBREAKING #Masterchefau
— jas (@sansasIena) June 20, 2019
#12.
Nicole and Christina #masterchefau pic.twitter.com/3A2uveUb3P
— Kiera (@UnderYourPorch) June 19, 2019
#13.
Simon’s face he learns that Larissa’s won best dish. Priceless. #MasterChefAU pic.twitter.com/wW5Whbtr15
— Steve Arionus (@historianed_) July 14, 2019
#14.
World's Greatest Chef: Use bananas.
Anushka: Nah.
WGC: See those bananas?
Anushka: Yes.
WGC: Use them.
Anushka: Nah.#MasterchefAU
— Nicholas Noël 🎄🎅 (@nickrnoel) June 27, 2019
#15.
Checked the pantry. Think I can recreate one of these dishes at home… #MasterChefAU pic.twitter.com/aACJOKDSw9
— Tree Fiddy Kay (@fiddy_kay) July 8, 2019
#16.
sorry everyone you're not allowed to make veloutes on #MasterChefAU otherwise you summon the ghost of John and everything goes dark
— friendly neighbourhood rad (@angharadyeo) June 10, 2019
#17.
Quote of the season. “That’s the wrong chocolate to be smoking”. #MasterChefAU pic.twitter.com/fk6VPdy79W
— jen brennen (@zen_jen) July 10, 2019
#18.
Me, a person who cannot cook watching #MasterChefAU: ‘can you believe this dumb bitch put too much stock in her gravy? She’s FUCKED it’
— Polly Maeve 🐯 (@PollyMaeve) May 13, 2019
#19.
Is a white Scottish man really a true representation of indigenous Australian cooking? Really? #MasterChefAU
— Catherine Mann (@CatherineHMann) June 24, 2019
#20.
me during this #MasterChefAU ad break pic.twitter.com/k7pkOubUdW
— friendly neighbourhood rad (@angharadyeo) June 25, 2019
#21.
Then a hero comes along… #MasterchefAU pic.twitter.com/ZJZv7Wmwm6
— Jane (@Blake_Seven) July 8, 2019
#22.
Tonight's #MasterchefAU in a nutshell pic.twitter.com/0dtjWmxFDC
— Channel 10 (@Channel10AU) July 9, 2019
#23.
Derrick just made soup, I just made soup for dinner, I guess we’re meant to be?? #MasterChefAU
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) July 2, 2019
#24.
Parsnips! Oh god please can we have another For Nathan? #MasterchefAU pic.twitter.com/FX0LN9tsKo
— Amanda (@tartanthermos) July 14, 2019
#25.
George with those sunnies?? Lol #MasterChefAU pic.twitter.com/a11CvfiRJ6
— popcultureboy (@popcultureboy1) July 9, 2019
#26.
Is it just me or has George been hungover for all of WA week? #MasterChefAU pic.twitter.com/6BAACJaXXH
— Tom Ford (@TomFord83) July 9, 2019
#27.
Me at the @masterchefau house counting how many eliminations I’ve been in. #MasterChefAU #saucysimon pic.twitter.com/AegNqDOpOJ
— Not Masterchef Simon (@NotSimon8) July 11, 2019
#28.
We do love your dish Simon, but it:#MasterChefAU pic.twitter.com/ji2ysyPvyu
— Scott Van D (@whizzinreason) July 14, 2019
#29.
Hard to believe that a leek log and fish slab gets you into finals week, Reynold must be crying #masterchefau
— Linda Fothergill (@LindaFothergill) July 9, 2019
#30.
pro tip for #MasterChefAU: don't explain anything in your dish in the naming. just call it "pea and duck situation" or a "good taste yay" and they can't get mad you didn't confti right
— friendly neighbourhood rad (@angharadyeo) May 14, 2019
#31.
Okay but why would you ever roast a chicken??? Coles does it for you for like $7 lmao people who love cooking seek treatment #masterchefau
— mat whitehead (@matwhi) May 13, 2019
#32.
My Masterchef submission for next year #MasterChefAU pic.twitter.com/E2ajgmvk7j
— Melissa (@melwaysx) May 13, 2019