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There’s A Shred Competition For A Guy In Your Life To Become A MAXIM Cover Model

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It’s been hard to think of a reason to shred ever since Stereo was cancelled. Nothing really feels the same. Shredding for Groovin’ The Moo? Unlikely. Shredding for Splendour? Said no one ever.

Let’s be real, unless there’s some kind of competitive stakes on offer, it’s hard to try and stay motivated. Life gets in the way. Wine gets in the way. Hangovers from said wine get in the way and yes, you deserve that greasy Macca’s meal.

But, gentlemen, this is for you. If your 2020 goal is to get the physique of Kumail Nanjiani, the washboard abs of a former Bachelor, or guns that are a mirror image of Rafa Nadal’s, then we’ve got news for you.

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Bulk Nutrients is launching a competition for a guy who is a keen bean to get absolutely shredded and land the cover of Maxim magazine. The winning applicant will undergo a 10-week transformation with a leading coach, and be given a personal trainer, diet plans, and supplements to transform them.

So if you need a kick up the butt, and can give up a few months of eating whatever tf you want, then you can apply right here, right now – the lucky winner will be chosen 15 February.

If you think about it this way, 10 weeks is the entire duration of the 2020 MAFS season. Wait, no, that doesn’t help.

10 weeks is nothing! You’ve got this, lads!

And as a bit of extra inspo, here’s what you could achieve:

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Enter here and thank us later.