Megan Fox Reckons She Manifested Machine Gun Kelly When She Was 4, And OK Then
Another day, another bizarre Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly headline: they’re the couple that just keep on giving, even when we haven’t asked them to.
From Megan Fox’s thorny engagement ring to her admission that she and her fiancé Colson Baker — aka Machine Gun Kelly — have consumed each other’s blood, nothing really surprises us about these two crazy, alternative kids anymore.
In an interview with Glamour, Fox stated that MGK is her exact physical type and that she’s been manifesting him for a very long time. Like, 30 years to be exact.
“He’s literally my exact physical type that I’ve been manifesting since I was four,” Fox said. “I’m also four years older than him. So, I think I made him.”
Now, that’s some real skill! Weird that 11-year-old me trying to manifest NRL player Luke Burt didn’t work out for me.
Fox also added: “My thoughts and intentions grew him into the person that he is, who knows what he would’ve looked like or been like if it wasn’t for me.”
Uhhhhhh…
Fair enough, then. So basically it’s Megan Fox’s fault that the song ‘Emo Girl’ exists.
Of course, people have had some ~feelings~ about this latest admission from Megan Fox.
I’ve truly had enough pic.twitter.com/M5PbJQm1qT
— faye (@fayemikah) April 29, 2022
megan fox at four years old pic.twitter.com/rkJCQ1zJCq
— ceo of wandas hands (@WanderMaximoff) April 30, 2022
I believe her. 🤍 Normalise willing our soulmates into existence 🤍 destigmatise delusion https://t.co/C6TCP6vEHD
— Bolu Babalola 🍯🌶 (@BeeBabs) May 1, 2022
society if people stopped interviewing Megan Fox and MGK pic.twitter.com/SNdi5R1h0v
— ari (@zqmbieheart) April 30, 2022
Every time Megan Fox tells us something new about her relationship with MGK pic.twitter.com/OhEOxILHTP
— mizge (@mihailo____) April 26, 2022
Everything I see about them is against my will. Literally everything https://t.co/DTumiLPSVz
— dove 🕊 (@lovedoveclarke) May 1, 2022
I’d say things can’t get weirder for these two, but somehow I have no doubt in another week or two they’ll up the ante.
Until then, start manifesting, people! It’s never too late to dream up your own emo punk rocker who will propose with a thorny ring and drink your blood! If you can dream it, you can do it, let’s go, girlies!