14 Tweets About Mercury Retrograde That Will Make You Laugh Even If You’re A Non-Believer
Depending on how much time you spend online and whether your mates are into it or not, you may have heard that Mercury is back in retrograde — basically, it’s here to mess your life UP.
It might not be that dire. But for the next four or so weeks, if you run into some technical problems, an ex flits back into your life, or you have to sign a contract of sorts, be wary. Mercury Retrograde isn’t here to play.
OK, but WTF is Mercury Retrograde?
A few times a year it’s said that Mercury goes into retrograde, meaning the planet moves in the opposite direction to the earth. Astrologers believe during this time it has an effect on people’s lives, especially within the areas of communication and technology.
So basically it’s recommended that people should take extra care during this time — be careful when buying new technology, don’t sign any contracts, protect your electronics and avoid relationship-defining chats.
Uhh, science doesn’t back this up, so this affects me how?
It probably doesn’t affect you at all! But if you need something to blame your life problems on for the next four weeks, take advantage of this excuse, that’s all I’m sayin’.
If you can’t laugh, you’ll cry, so we’ve rounded up some of the funniest tweets about the latest Mercury Retrograde.
it’s mercury retrograde from today until july 31st if you needed something to blame all of your life’s problems on.
— casey-jo (@caseyjoloos) July 8, 2019
me preparing myself for the rearranging, tears, new beginnings, happiness, growth, abundance and craziness Mercury retrograde is about to bring into my life. pic.twitter.com/cQKLIfV1KP
— Tarot with Fei Wenli🦋 (@fei_wenli) July 6, 2019
Me: *does anything*
Mercury Retrograde: pic.twitter.com/1LR0mhq7TF
— Nicole A. Watlington (@wvtlington) July 6, 2019
me trying to keep my mouth shut and not argue w nobody during this mercury retrograde pic.twitter.com/0rr1QgBfzR
— eni da $hit (@mfckineni) July 7, 2019
Trying not to be the person who texts their ex during Mercury Retrograde pic.twitter.com/bCJaxNIHYv
— E.V. Starling (@starlitstudy) July 8, 2019
Mercury retrograde moodboard pic.twitter.com/U1DBe61t6s
— Brian Matthews (@brianhmatthews) July 8, 2019
Advice for mercury retrograde in the middle of eclipse season pic.twitter.com/qp9UWr8deh
— jupiter 🦇 (@beratings) July 7, 2019
Mercury retrograde: *begins*
— C (@ciara_heiser) July 8, 2019
mercury retrograde comin thru pic.twitter.com/fzRmZx9sAp
— m j (@YOUNIVERSALL) July 8, 2019
Me explaining to my
boyfriend that the
reason I have been
so moody is due to
mercury retrograde: My boyfriend: pic.twitter.com/yCmZPmzbEN
— Sarah C 🌼 (@sarahkathryn_22) July 8, 2019
People: aStRoLoGy iSn’T rEaL
Mercury retrograde, comin’ up hot and heavy, showing no mercy: pic.twitter.com/acuccALG2v
— Queen Astro Babby Jess (@SpicyAstroBabby) July 3, 2019
I wanted to see if there's any actual legitimacy to this whole Mercury Retrograde thing and I think I made a mistake pic.twitter.com/7nx7Od0N1n
— 𝕭𝖆𝖒 𝕾𝖚𝖑𝖑𝖎𝖛𝖆𝖓™ (@BamSullivan) July 8, 2019
Here’s a list of things to avoid this mercury retrograde:
You’re welcome x
— TheAstroShell (@TheAstroShell) July 7, 2019
is it me, is it you, or is it mercury retrograde: a memoir
— rachel zegler (@rachelzegler) July 9, 2019