PUPPIES & ARROGANT HUMMERS: Ep 8 Of ‘The Bachelorette’ Retold On Twitter
Well, ep 8 of The Bachelorette more than delivered the goods, as one of the most annoying fellas was sent packing in spectacular fashion.
The ep started on a high as we witnessed an insane collection of cuteness collide, with Apollo’s solo date being interrupted by some adorbs puppies. It was everything we ever wanted to see inside a television screen.
In the group challenge, the show continued its obsession with boats. This came in the form of a yacht race. Then Sam finally scored that second date and we all learnt that he’s an arrogant self-obsessed knob, as if we didn’t know this already.
The rose ceremony turned up a notch as Sophie targetted the bromance between Sam and Blake – splitting up the bachy bullies. As usual, Twitter offered some killer commentary to make the entire experience all the more hilarious.
Ep 8 of The Bachelorette retold through its funniest tweets:
Sophie’s second date with Apollo involved puppies and life was perfect.
Apollo and puppies #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/A5B6GTqhfW
— Lauren Watts (@Lorenishie) October 12, 2017
Apollo is a dark horse I'd like to saddle up #bacheloretteau
— ???? Ira Snave ???? (@IraSnave) October 12, 2017
Apollo and the puppies are turning twitter moist!!! #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/JKiVY924ni
— Mark (@kramsirrom) October 12, 2017
There are not enough underpants in the world for this photo. #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/z6OwaVbzcS
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) October 12, 2017
The group challenge has the boys team off in a sailing race. No surprises but Jarrod got super intense and competitive.
Dawson's Creek did this exact same sailing collision plot when Dawson and Pacey were fighting over Joey. #bacheloretteAU
— Dash Jayasuriya (@gameonmoll) October 12, 2017
Jarrod is the human equivalent of someone liking your 87 week old Instagram post and comment with a winky face every time while telling you to dump your bf #bacheloretteau
— purranormal kitty ???? (@oldbiddyyelling) October 12, 2017
Guys I really, really apologise but I think this is Jarrod's sex face. #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/BT2P0nWNja
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) October 12, 2017
Sam got that second date, and proved to us all he was unworthy of Sophie all along.
Why does Sam dress like Poochy? #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/OtN5q12Q49
— Lucy Carter (@lucethoughts) October 12, 2017
Sam looks like the bloke who still yells taxi at the pub #BacheloretteAU
— Craig Laundy (@LaundyCraigMP) October 12, 2017
god give me the ego and confidence of this incredibly mediocre dude ???????????? #BacheloretteAU
— Hannah Jane (@hannah_solo_) October 12, 2017
Sam mainsplaining the entertainment industry to Sophie.
Me: #bacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/rfYsItRVpW
— Jules LeFevre (@jules_lefevre) October 12, 2017
Prediction: Sam will wear a blue suit with brown shoes to the races this year then pose for pictures with drunks. #BacheloretteAU
— Tosh Greenslade (@ToshGreenslade) October 12, 2017
Just leaving this here. #bacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/Fone6m1AFH
— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) October 12, 2017
At the cocktail party, Jarrod and the plant saga continued. Oh, good.
Jarrod keeps this crap up about the plant and there will be a queue 200km long to pee on it#bacheloretteau
— Nez (@fraggle73) October 12, 2017
I’m taking bets on what color Jarrod will turn when Sophie inevitably eliminates him. #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/jGoX3VnHBG
— Tim Reaper (@timothyjames) October 12, 2017
Jarrod is 1% off looking like a Buffy vampire #BacheloretteAU
— Bec Shaw (@Brocklesnitch) October 12, 2017
The rose ceremony came down to Blake and Sam having to prove their love to Sophie. It was epic.
My representation of Sam & Blake. #nailedit #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/dKdqxmdV0N
— Matthew Keli (@KeliMatthew) October 12, 2017
Sophie's "It just wasn't meant to be" is how I plan to rid men from my life from now on ???? #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/4aYKKRY4xB
— Sarah McPhee (@_SarahMcPhee) October 12, 2017
"I would take a bullet". Oh CALM YOUR FARM. #BacheloretteAU
— Rachel Hewitt (@MsRHew) October 12, 2017
Bye Sam get out off my life forever #BacheloretteAU
— Bec Shaw (@Brocklesnitch) October 12, 2017
I guess it's your loss, not falling in love with my life and amazing hairstyle. #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/9ogsQxcFur
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) October 12, 2017