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We Can All Agree That Sam & Ines On ‘Married At First Sight’ Are Cancelled

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On tonight’s Married at First Sight it can safely be assumed that Sam and Ines errr…. perhaps consummated their affair and viewers are ready for these gronks to leave the experiment for good.

The pair finally hooked up tonight, meeting at a bar and ending up in Sam’s room. The date was pretty steamy: it involved Sam saying to Ines “you look sooo good!” over and over again, before listing varieties of olives. Soul mates, right here.

Tbh, the whole thing just felt overdone and fake.

The date was filled with sexual innuendos. “I wore the zip for a purpose,” Ines told Sam, making it clear that she hoped to visit bang town during their time together. The pleasantries didn’t last long before they moved to Sam *cough* AND LIZZIE’S *cough* room.

“I know what Ines’ intentions are. I’d love to facilitate those intentions,” Sam told the camera. You ain’t subtle, pal.

Towards the end of the bedroom scene, it legit felt like the beginning of a very X-rated spin-off MAFS experiment and I need to consult my bible if we are to go on.

Anyways, viewers are done with the two of them doing Bronson and Lizzie dirty.

No one wants to see this tbh.