We Can All Agree That Sam & Ines On ‘Married At First Sight’ Are Cancelled
On tonight’s Married at First Sight it can safely be assumed that Sam and Ines errr…. perhaps consummated their affair and viewers are ready for these gronks to leave the experiment for good.
The pair finally hooked up tonight, meeting at a bar and ending up in Sam’s room. The date was pretty steamy: it involved Sam saying to Ines “you look sooo good!” over and over again, before listing varieties of olives. Soul mates, right here.
Tbh, the whole thing just felt overdone and fake.
Producer: "what are you doing?"
Sam: "well you literally just instructed me to text Ines so that's what I'm doing"
Producer:#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/4sHCwoFnGQ
— Kristin 🏳️🌈 Han Shot First (@cynicghoul) February 18, 2019
Sam and Ines relationship is as believable as Clive Palmer winning one single seat in the next federal election #MAFS
— 🦄💅House Of Hunty 💅🦄 (@ThornburyQueer) February 18, 2019
It's not intense at all, it's fuckin forced and awkward
Staged bullshit #MAFS
— 🇦🇺 Katie 🥂 (@ktdenise) February 18, 2019
The date was filled with sexual innuendos. “I wore the zip for a purpose,” Ines told Sam, making it clear that she hoped to visit bang town during their time together. The pleasantries didn’t last long before they moved to Sam *cough* AND LIZZIE’S *cough* room.
“I know what Ines’ intentions are. I’d love to facilitate those intentions,” Sam told the camera. You ain’t subtle, pal.
Towards the end of the bedroom scene, it legit felt like the beginning of a very X-rated spin-off MAFS experiment and I need to consult my bible if we are to go on.
Anyways, viewers are done with the two of them doing Bronson and Lizzie dirty.
Sam says he likes direct and honest while he’s on a date with Ines that neither of their spouses know about #mafs pic.twitter.com/Mp8yFazMPm
— caitlin (@booitscaitlin) February 18, 2019
#MAFS Sam: I don't like games.
Australia: But you like playing games.
— 🌺Moosy🌺 (@CdvNat) February 18, 2019
The Bronson/Ines conversations are more staged than a Broadway show.
Also, @Channel9, @EndemolShineAU and the so called "experts" are absolutely rotten human beings for editing this to within an inch of reality.
And yet on I watch…#MAFSAustralia #MAFS #mafsau
— Andrew Culkin (@CulkinAndrew) February 18, 2019
This is disturbing to say the least #MAFS pic.twitter.com/wNt1NFozGb
— Kylie Rallings (@k_rallings) February 18, 2019
I once saw a dead pigeon being dragged into a sewer by a rat and I can assure you now, that was 100% more romantic than anything you just saw between Sam and Ines #MAFS
— Colonel Kickhead (@colonelkickhead) February 18, 2019
No one wants to see this tbh.
Australia at Sam and Ines #MAFS pic.twitter.com/l6rd4MoSFi
— Sonia (@Sonia3044) February 18, 2019
Oh guys I am tapping out. This is too much. I can’t cope. #MAFS
— Amanda (@FlossyAmanda) February 18, 2019
Sam says he likes that Ines is direct and doesn’t play games… while she only stayed in the experiment to play the game to get with Sam. #mafs pic.twitter.com/Fqze0bZ0O6
— SASSY STEPHEN (@sassystephen1) February 18, 2019
I’m sick of Sam’s hypocritical ass & just Ines in general #MAFS pic.twitter.com/CRM9tA4g6y
— Weslee #TeamMoMo (@WSpark98NZ) February 18, 2019
Davina and Dean want a refund for being compared to this shit #mafs
— Kiera (@UnderYourPorch) February 18, 2019