The Funniest Tweets From Bachy Hometowns
Hoeeeee boy. In tonight’s episode of The Bachelor, as Matt visited the hometowns of his final four Helena practically dumped him (twice) in a twist that left viewers shook.
As Abbie would say…it was a lot.
While it was mostly smooth sailing for Abbie, Chelsie and Emma’s hometown visits, things got tense with Helena, who seemed to break it off with Matt, leaving her place in the competition up in the air. At the last minute, Helena rocked up at the ceremony AND got a rose, unlike poor Emma.
As Elly would say if she was still around… CRIKEY!
Here are the best tweets from the whole hellfire.
Tonight’s The Bachelor retold in hilarious tweets:
We started off in Brisbane, as Abbie showed off her hometown which involved a lot of humping in a pool.
Abbie and Matt when they’re on screen #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/GTilNh7avA
— Ella Margaret (@ellamargaret) September 12, 2019
Can’t wait for the day I no longer need to watch Abbie and Matt do their weird excessively wide mouth kissing again #TheBachelorAU
— Bridget (@staybridget) September 12, 2019
I hope Bachie and Abbie finally bang it out in this episode so I don't have to hear another word about their sexual chemistry ever again #TheBachelorAU
— Whiskey Houston (@RobCoco) September 12, 2019
Abbie’s family were a lot of fun and we all stan Uncle Rob. What a sweetie.
Uncle Rob is about as scary as Humphrey B. Bear. #TheBachelorAU
— Nez (@fraggle73) September 12, 2019
My face when someone else eats the last Tim Tam #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/jJJZNwDnV2
— Jerome Doraisamy (@JeromeDoraisamy) September 12, 2019
Matt listening to Matt listening to
his best mate Abbie's family
and the other girls about Abbie.
about Abbie.#TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/te4WI62hGB— Zoe (@Lunaamikaelson) September 12, 2019
Chelsie’s Melbourne date was more low-key but her sister was a straight-up savage and grilled Matt like a piece of meat.
#TheBachelorAU #BachelorAu
Chelsie’s sister seems like a legend and I wish she’d been around to screen and get rid of the dick heads I’d dated through my twenties.— Rachael (@RachaelLeigh21x) September 12, 2019
Shannon is not here to fuck spiders
— Dave (@davey0511) September 12, 2019
Over in Sydney, Emma introduced Matt to her doggos and friends. Jen admitted she was worried Emma had fallen too fast.
Matt: I’m here at the dog park
Emma: you’re meeting my two best friends#TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/LytXlKH1hN
— Dave ☁️☁️☁️ (@DavePollard98) September 12, 2019
Emma: I’ve fallen in love with him!
Emma’s friend: #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/jv1ZPNkghd— Michelle ?? (@MichelleMackey1) September 12, 2019
Sorry but is this not Emma summarised in one screenshot… #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/l7V5Oo1SoG
— Bachelor of Hearts Podcast ? (@BOHpod) September 12, 2019
Literally Matt when Emma said she’s in love with him: #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/netTQhCA5o
— Jenna Guillaume (@JennaGuillaume) September 12, 2019
The most hectic date was saved for last as Helena introduced Matt to her family, including her rather intimidating father.
What I imagined Helena's dad to look like:
VS
Helena's dad:#TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/9rhmzhp5rj— Hannah Michelsen (@hannahmicheles1) September 12, 2019
You're in Perth with an old bloke who likes rugby. There's only one man for this…#TheBachelorAU#BachelorAu pic.twitter.com/0HHvpqWoPW
— Saul McGillicuddy III (@IiiMcgillicuddy) September 12, 2019
THIS IS GOING HORRIBLY AND IM HERE FOR IT #thebachelorau
— Casey (@caseyxnl) September 12, 2019
Things got awks at dinner when Matt forgot about what went down in his first meeting with Helena. This led to her breaking up with Matt.
"You didn't speak French on the red carpet did you?"
Where's Osher when you need him #thebachelorau pic.twitter.com/XKtf6ZaaSi— Jessica Riley (@jesrily) September 12, 2019
Laughing that Matt is wandering the streets at Helena’s on bin night ? #TheBachelorAU
— Danielle Palmer (@DaniPalmer) September 12, 2019
The producer interviewing Matt getting the news in his earpiece that Helena bailed again #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/5ZqSgapZBP
— Samuel Leighton-Dore (@SamLeightonDore) September 12, 2019
Matt eventually came back to try and salvage things but Helena still seemed on the fence.
Matt talking about being happy rn #TheBachelorAu pic.twitter.com/Qtgk04OD8f
— Jenna Guillaume (@JennaGuillaume) September 12, 2019
I mean, who hasn't broken up with someone twice in the heat of the moment and regretted it. Right? #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/8SKL9BBYxg
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) September 12, 2019
At the rose ceremony, Emma was left roseless and our hearts hurt for her.
Emma: “That’s alright”
Narrator: that was not alright #thebachelorau
— Jenna Guillaume (@JennaGuillaume) September 12, 2019
The way Emma looked at Matt and said “that’s alright” in a very not alright way makes me suspect she is stabbing pins into a voodoo doll right now #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/glBf5XYdCz
— Merryn Porter (@Merryn_Porter) September 12, 2019