The Funniest Tweets From Tonight’s ‘The Bachelor’
We’re back for another week of The Bachelor and we’ve been promised drama and a walkout. We got neither tonight and now I have trust issues.
What we did receive was a cute first date between Matt and country gal Elly, who cashed in her Golden Ticket for a day at the races in Melbourne.
The rivalry between the ‘old girls’ and ‘new girls’ (not my chosen titles lol) got even messier as the two teams competed in a game of Bachy footy. Nichole won solo time with Matt and proceeded to tell him every sport she’d ever played. Nichole was shook to find this did not win her a kiss. What went wrong?! She really should have mentioned the summer she played badminton in Grade 5.
As usual, the whole episode was even more enjoyable on Twitter.
Tonight’s The Bachelor retold in hilarious tweets:
Elly was whisked off to visit Flemington Racecourse in Melbourne as her Golden Ticket reward.
Ah yes, Flemington Racecourse, which is famously the most "quintessentially Melbourne" place in all of Melbourne, the holy grail for drunken bogans everywhere. #TheBachelorAU
— Whiskey Houston (@RobCoco) August 7, 2019
can anyone else hear the collective neighs of every horse girl around the country? #TheBachelorAU
— Bradley Johnston (@bradjohnston_) August 7, 2019
Now take her to get a $7 almond milk latte, the true Melbourne experience #TheBachelorAU
— Kiera (@UnderYourPorch) August 7, 2019
Matt and Elly are super cute and their date ended with a kiss. It’s true love. I can feel it in my bones.
Call it now. Done. Dusted. Soulmates confirmed #thebachelorau pic.twitter.com/Fyw48YpyhV
— Kayla Joiner (@_kayjoi) August 7, 2019
“I really appreciate a good lawn.”
This show is worth its weight in gold. #TheBachelorAU
— Jules LeFevre (@jules_lefevre) August 7, 2019
If Matt and Elly don't kiss I'm calling the police. #TheBachelorAU
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) August 7, 2019
Spoiler alert for the end of the date: #TheBachelorAu pic.twitter.com/1eeqxergNG
— Aliza (@AlizanotEliza) August 7, 2019
On the group date, the newbies took on the oldies in a game of footy.
How many episodes until they stop referring to each other as old and new #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/CxcZftWWgH
— dumb bitch ✨🍒 (@kikicherrybabe) August 7, 2019
Mary: “There must be an easier way of finding love!”
Everyone else: Have you heard of a bar?
#thebachelorau— Tom & Olly (@tomandolly) August 7, 2019
“There should be an easier way to find love.” I say, despite never leaving the house. #TheBachelorAU
— Jules LeFevre (@jules_lefevre) August 7, 2019
Nichole won best and fairest, scoring some very awkward time with Matt where she basically listed what makes her so amazing. She left with a rose but without a pash.
Matt had more chemistry with that cheese plate #TheBachelorAU
— Kiera (@UnderYourPorch) August 7, 2019
I too, am open to moving to Melbourne and running a cafe with Matt #TheBachelorAU
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) August 7, 2019
When the rose breaks! ITS AN OMEN MATT!! FUCKING RUN MATE #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/yWrC9TYF0e
— Stacie Hickey (@hickey_stacie) August 7, 2019
You know what they say about men with short roses #TheBachelorAU
— Kristen Amiet (@KrissiAmiet) August 7, 2019
At the cocktail party, the girls fought it out to score a solo date with Matt. Monique won and Nichole was very angry about it…for some reason.
me at 17, drunk outside a shed party after I saw my crush pashing another girl while Yeah by Usher was playing #TheBachelorAUpic.twitter.com/WFa5Vqhthf
— Batch Bitch Podcast 🔭🌌 (@batchbitchpod) August 7, 2019
"I'm excited for her" #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/xb5KF5KJHN
— Amina🌙 (@AminaJansz) August 7, 2019
Nichole when another girl gets a date card even though she just had a date two hours earlier #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/0JdJ5KECwC
— Nathan Brown (@nathanbrown90) August 7, 2019
Nichole with a rose. #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/7JJv07GBH5
— Zoe (@Lunaamikaelson) August 7, 2019
At the rose ceremony, we bid goodbye to three brunettes. With so much jealousy already, this is going to be a long AF season.
I cannot stress enough that before you go on this show, you should understand the basic premise of this show. #TheBachelorAU
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) August 7, 2019
I don’t understand how every year these women come on #TheBachelorAU and then get epically jealous when he dates the other women? pic.twitter.com/1bvfrElqXX
— Polly Maeve 🐯 (@PollyMaeve) August 7, 2019