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Tonight’s Truly Batshit Bachy Retold In Hilarious Tweets

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Damn. That was quite the episode of The Bachelor. We FINALLY saw the walk out, which was followed QUICKLY by the walk back in. Ugh. They fooled us good.

On tonight’s instalment we saw the group heading away on a mini-vacay and two solo dates – one with Abbie and another with Helena – but all Matt could think about was, well, did Monique in fact call him a “dog c**t”? It’s honestly the greatest mystery of our time.

The entire Bachy mansion imploded when Matt started questioning the girls over what exactly Monique had said about him and people have lost their damn minds over the garbage fest.

Tonight’s bonkers episode of The Bachelor retold in funny AF tweets:

The ep kicked off with the girls heading off on trip before Abbie landed herself a solo date. The rest of the girls couldn’t be more thrilled.

Abbie and Matt’s date involved feet and fruit before things got even juicier when she told Matt that Monique had called him a “disrespectful pig” and a “dog c**t”.

Reeling from the news, Matt gathered the girls for a ‘truth circle’ before Chelsie won some special time with him.

Matt chose Helena for a solo date and they impregnated an oyster.

At the cocktail party shit hit the fan when Matt told Monique what Abbie had told him. He then quizzed the other women over it before storming off.

After all that, Monique received a rose at the ceremony. Unlike poor sweet Julia, who surely would never call Matt a “dog c**t.”

 

Punkee recaps The Bachelor, episode 5: