The Horniest Scene Of ‘The Bachelor’ Aired Tonight & We All Need Jesus

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It’s no secret that Nick “Honey Badgelor” Cummins is without a doubt the horniest bachelor to ever grace Australian television, but tonight’s episode has surpassed cheeky innuendos and sloppy pashes to straight-up softcore porn.

Does anyone know where I can purchase holy water? Asking for a mate.

It all went down after Nick took Sophie, the 25-year-old Property Valuer from QLD, back to the Bach pad for some R&R after a cheeky skate and game of ice hockey.

The steam coming off that hot tub wasn’t the only thing heating up, if you know what I mean.

What I mean is that it was on, like Donkey Kong, and I am deeply sorry if you watched tonight’s ep alongside a parent or family member.

After some subpar banter, Nick looks and Sophie and says, “Tell me…” A few seconds go by as Soph plays with her hair, bites her bottom lip and sexily blinks a lot.

“…Don’t even tell me!” exclaims Nick, who then picks her up, places her on the pool’s edge and shows her entire butt to the country, while macking on with her.

The scene then blurs out, and ooft. It was… a lot. And I reckon we have a fair idea of what happened next. They both went to their respective rooms and called it a night, of course.

Twitter is a messy bitch at the best of times, but tonight everyone needs to do a round of prayers:

Can The Bachelor get even hornier? Will they just straight-up film them having sex next week at home visits? Tune in to find out.