The Funniest Tweets From ‘The Bachelor’ Premiere
Another year! Another man! Another season of The Bachelor about to take over our entire lives. Get ready, fam.
Tonight’s premiere was a refreshing change from the kind of Bachy we had become accustomed to watching last year. Matt is no Honey Badger, which is a big relief. He seems delightful and really emotionally invested in the entire experience. It also helps that he is a total babe. Wowza.
While our Bachy is a total dream, some of the antics from the ladies tonight proved to be a bit of a nightmare. Let’s relive it all via the best tweets.
The Bachelor premiere retold in funny tweets:
We meet our Bachy Matt and tbh, he is so damn perfect I want to cry.
Bless this show #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/Q1I4c1qiSK
— Jenna Guillaume (@JennaGuillaume) July 31, 2019
Her: I'm looking for love on #TheBachelorAU
Him: well you can't cuddle a PhD!!!
Me: pic.twitter.com/iUDaV7V09h— jackson ryan ? (@dctrjack) July 31, 2019
Along came Abbie, who if you don’t know by now, is a Gemini.
OH NO ITS GEMINI GIRL #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/HrplS79tKz
— alysha (@intosneedy) July 31, 2019
He:I am an astrophysicist
She: I am a Gemini#TheBachelorAU #BachelorAU pic.twitter.com/VU2GpTBbDb— Johana (@_Jomendozaa) July 31, 2019
Make way for errr.. the ‘China Girl’ and a bunch of other women we don’t need to remember.
Kristen be like… #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/ElANvHPIQL
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) July 31, 2019
So the girl who’s lived in China for only 2 years just goes “I hope I remember to speak English”#TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/Owa3fQNENz
— Amy (@amychow_) July 31, 2019
But instead of a boyfriend, it's China. #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/7YIAKsTllc
— Alex Anastassiou (@alexanasta_) July 31, 2019
We have all fallen for Elly, the down-to-earth country girl.
YOOOO SHE GOT HIM ON A ONE IN ONE DATE ALREADY ELLY HAS MOVES #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/NJBNPM8LRD
— Jenna Guillaume (@JennaGuillaume) July 31, 2019
Elly is the winner I’m calling it now with this uplifting music I can’t believe they gave it away this early #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/ofemXtMVnI
— ? (@claudiastrn2tlk) July 31, 2019
MUM AND DAD HAVE FINALLY MET AND HAD A FIRESIDE PICNIC WE CAN JUST STOP THIS SHOW RIGHT HERE #TheBachelorAU
— Allison (@infiniteallien) July 31, 2019
A country girl myself, my favourite memories are of drinking UDLs in a paddock, so basically the same thing #TheBachelorAU
— Kristen Amiet (@KrissiAmiet) July 31, 2019
Nichole and Rachael seem like the token villains.
me when I hear villain music: #thebachelorAU pic.twitter.com/kPAXQXRtgv
— cat (@yagirlcat1) July 31, 2019
I feel like #TheBachelorAU producers really want us to hate Nicole, and look, I'm pretty happy to oblige. #TheBachelorAU
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) July 31, 2019
bold of someone with a name spelt NICHOLE to be this cocky #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/T70dlS9HxN
— alysha (@intosneedy) July 31, 2019
“Dress for the job you want, not the job you have”
Me:
#TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/QUSPEXBedo— GRACE (@GraceGarde) July 31, 2019
At the cocktail party, the girls fought over who got to talk to Matt and potentially win the Golden Ticket.
Why don’t they book a 10 minute slot each like at a parent / teacher interviews night? #TheBachelorAU
— Jen (@jenbrec) July 31, 2019
Some girls will do anything for camera time – says the bride of Frankenstein #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/LSldjlwY7a
— Bbbeck (@bbbeckb) July 31, 2019
Rachel calling Nichole pathetic #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/7qtntBNiLa
— Kiera (@UnderYourPorch) July 31, 2019
Vakoo was the actual best.
already obsessed with queen Vakoo #TheBachelorAU #HiMyNamesVakoo pic.twitter.com/27HPmo5xN2
— Jessica Lynch (@jesskalynch) July 31, 2019
Watching Vakoo try and grab Matt’s attention by showing him her passion without putting another woman down #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/5MJWnfWfXF
— Monique Myintoo (@aumonique_) July 31, 2019
In the end, two women we never met got sent home and Rachael was filthy she was chosen last.
Rachel is the girl who cried when they started hiding Instagram likes and I can’t wait for her to settle down with the owner of a multi-level marketing company that sells protein powder. #TheBachelorAU
— Rosie Waterland (@RosieWaterland) July 31, 2019
Rachael is magician, because she can turn a white dress into a red flag. #TheBachelorAU
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) July 31, 2019
8 new girls enter
Emma:#TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/QpvNhaGTgZ
— Billie Ray Eilish (@bishcheese) July 31, 2019
This is going to be one hell of a season.
Every girl in Australia realising they should've applied for #TheBachelorAU this year: pic.twitter.com/D0QobbH4Zl
— Liv Morris (@liviamorris) July 31, 2019
Me realising I should have applied for this season of @TheBachelorAU #TheBachelorAU ? pic.twitter.com/8p5HaXbcGs
— AMELIA ROACH (@ameliaroach_) July 31, 2019