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The Funniest Tweets From ‘The Bachelor’ Premiere

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Another year! Another man! Another season of The Bachelor about to take over our entire lives. Get ready, fam.

Tonight’s premiere was a refreshing change from the kind of Bachy we had become accustomed to watching last year. Matt is no Honey Badger, which is a big relief. He seems delightful and really emotionally invested in the entire experience. It also helps that he is a total babe. Wowza.

While our Bachy is a total dream, some of the antics from the ladies tonight proved to be a bit of a nightmare. Let’s relive it all via the best tweets.

The Bachelor premiere retold in funny tweets:

We meet our Bachy Matt and tbh, he is so damn perfect I want to cry.

Along came Abbie, who if you don’t know by now, is a Gemini.

Make way for errr.. the ‘China Girl’ and a bunch of other women we don’t need to remember.

We have all fallen for Elly, the down-to-earth country girl.

Nichole and Rachael seem like the token villains.

At the cocktail party, the girls fought over who got to talk to Matt and potentially win the Golden Ticket.

Vakoo was the actual best.

In the end, two women we never met got sent home and Rachael was filthy she was chosen last.

This is going to be one hell of a season.

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