Tonight’s Bachy Semi-Final Retold In Hilarious Tweets
We only have one more sleep until The Bachelor finale and tonight three became two.
To the surprise to anyone who has never watched this show, Helena was sent home after an awkward final date following on from last week’s clusterfuck of a hometown visit.
On the flip-side, Matt and Abbie practically made a baby on the beach while Chelsie was gifted a necklace inscribed with a peptide hormone. It turns out romance isn’t dying! Wait, that’s actually me thinking about having to work an entire week covering reality TV finales. Thanks again, Channel 10!
Anywho, enough about me! Let’s get into the best tweets from the semi-final.
Tonight’s The Bachelor retold in hilarious tweets:
It’s finale week, baby! Matt collects his thoughts with a chest-baring bushwalk.
Me trying to breathe through a stitch after climbing a single flight of stairs#TheBachelorAU https://t.co/JF7TwAWMDh
— Allison (@infiniteallien) September 18, 2019
me running away from the first sign of commitment #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/D3Mr9lbawp
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) September 18, 2019
I, too, remove my shirt when bushwalking because I love the feeling of my skin being ripped apart by tree branches #TheBachelorAU
— Billie Ray Eilish (@bishcheese) September 18, 2019
Chelsie got the first date, which involved a lot of giggling and too much maths.
Matt: I'm an astrophysicist and rly smart.
Also Matt: goes to open car door #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/nYp3hE163h
— Simone (@Sim_oneL) September 18, 2019
If Matt doesn’t choose Chelsie, I will. I’m straight but I think I could treat her right. #TheBachelorAU
— Tori⋆ (@vikdawgg) September 18, 2019
The only maths I do on a date is calculating the number of minutes of sex I need to perform based on the amount the guy spent on food and drinks #TheBachelorAU
— Whiskey Houston (@RobCoco) September 18, 2019
If Matt breaks Chelsie’s heart he will have to answer to the entire country #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/TkPJ1ophUk
— Hayley (@thisishayley) September 18, 2019
Next up Abbie was picked up on a boat before she and Matt dry-humped in the ocean.
Matt explains rockets to Abbie.
ABBIE: Ok, I'm a Gemini
— Ian BrownⓂ️ (@ICB_64) September 18, 2019
We don't even deserve Abbie at this stage #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/gg9XqQcgvV
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) September 18, 2019
It was…a lot. We must stan horny, horny Abbie.
Australia watching Abbie and Matt humping on the beach #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/ckjITkjZka
— Emmily Lau (@_remytherat) September 18, 2019
Ugh I don't have a problem with heterosexuals but I just don't like seeing them flaunt their lifestyles like that on a beach! #thebachelorau pic.twitter.com/sIHPrCJPpk
— ??? ℕ???? (@shakeweighted) September 18, 2019
We love a woman in touch with her sexuality no matter how she’s edited for television #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/uhijIB0KQT
— Monique Myintoo (@aumonique_) September 18, 2019
Poor Helena, it’s gonna be hard to top maths and dry rooting
#TheBachelorAU— Tree Fiddy Kay (@fiddy_kay) September 18, 2019
On Helena’s date, the tension continued as Matt remained unconvinced by Helena’s feeling for him.
Watching Matt and Helena’s date like #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/8m2M0pLfWY
— Brittany Smith (@Brittany_ASmith) September 18, 2019
Matt yeeting out of this relationship with Helena#TheBachelorau pic.twitter.com/y4G1NiWTPc
— Allison (@infiniteallien) September 18, 2019
To the surprise of no one, Helena was sent home.
I had to rest my eyes during Helena and Matt's chat, I can only assume I made the right choice #TheBachelorAU
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) September 18, 2019
This is the exact dress I wanted to wear to my year 10 formal in 2001 #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/WFkFmruDg9
— Jenna Guillaume (@JennaGuillaume) September 18, 2019
So tomorrow's #TheBachelorAU finale will literally be a "will Matt listen to his heart or his penis" episode. pic.twitter.com/SXcoXmx0Bg
— Anthony Farrell (@AnthoBuzzTV) September 18, 2019