A US Bachelor Contestant Came Dressed As A Sloth & She’s The Hero We All Deserve
I know, I know — you’re enjoying your reality TV break while it lasts, and after last year’s fiasco that was the Aussie Bachelor/Bachelorette, we’ve all been enjoying our downtime.
But I just wanted to let you know the US Bachelor has officially kicked off, and we all have a new hero.
No, it’s not fake accent girl (though she DID get a rose!).
It’s this girl who came to meet the Bachelor, Colton Underwood, dressed in a full sloth costume.
If sloth woman doesn’t win #TheBachelor we all know this show was rigged pic.twitter.com/enVB0i7hcE
— Joe (@NewsProJoe) January 8, 2019
And you guys, when I say she committed, I mean she COMMITTED. She even walked to meet him extra slowly, doing her best slow sloth chat.
Sign me up for two more hours of the sloth girl slowly walking to Colton #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/amj2FXKXhz
— Brett S. Vergara (@BrettSVergara) January 8, 2019
Oh yeah, AND SHE CLIMBED A TREE!
“How can you not like a sloth?” #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/WTghEpdRwm
— The Bachelor (@BachelorABC) January 8, 2019
Obviously, she’s everyone’s new hero.
Me, the entire episode:
GIVE US THE SLOTH!!!!!!!!!#TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/BIoaMsi5bS
— bachelorAF (@BachelorAF) January 8, 2019
I admire the sloth. She’s still in full costume. #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/w4AO2tiBiW
— Olivia Duke (@OliviaBassa) January 8, 2019
If sloth woman doesn’t win #TheBachelor we all know this show was rigged pic.twitter.com/enVB0i7hcE
— Joe (@NewsProJoe) January 8, 2019
#TheBachelor
THE SLOTH GIRL IS MY RIDE SLOWLY OR DIE AND YALL CAN FIGHT ME IN THE HOT TUB— Allison R (@a_reed2468) January 8, 2019
The camera man when he sees sloth girl #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/bzvSCKGA9U
— bay (@bayyjanecka) January 8, 2019
This sloth girl is really in the tree #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/9pLmaKUF0m
— Hydroking23 (@Hydroking23) January 8, 2019
Ladies, get yourself a guy that looks at you like this 😘 #TheBachelor #Bachelor #thebachelorsloth #slothsneedlovetoo #suzettethesloth #ColtonUnderwood pic.twitter.com/bCSe7mScif
— The Bachelor Sloth (@BachelorSloth) January 8, 2019
Sadly, sloth girl didn’t get a rose after all that.
THE SLOTH GIRL IS GOING HOME I DECLARE THIS SHOW RIGGED#thebachelor sloth#TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/Fb3hfVwuGU
— lackadaisical daisy (@livewasisawevil) January 8, 2019
RIP beautiful Sloth girl, you flew too close to the sun #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/7ImBtJ6rBT
— James Jones (@JamesJo13534990) January 8, 2019
But honestly, the US version looks lit.
We have a sloth, a dog, a cop car, a Cinderella carriage, two women in the same dress, two pageant foes, a fake Australian, and countless lesser gimmicks, and they spent an hour making us look at random people cheering?! #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/BkFzhgNhVt
— Cari Nation (@cari_nation) January 8, 2019