LOLZ: Tonight’s Bachy Mess Retold In Extremely Funny Tweets
It’s Bachy, bitch! The Bachelor returned tonight and surprisingly included actual dates which was a refreshing change after last night’s episode was based solely on a single cocktail party. Tbh, it was just nice to see the sun and Osher wearing day clothes.
This episode was a lot of what we’ve seen in previous Bachy seasons: a date that involved heights planned for someone with a fear of heights, a rowdy game of football to stir up competitiveness between the women, and a day of cooking at the Bach pad. Seriously, if you’re not going to have Tara in the kitchen with Matty J talking about Bachy butt, then why even bother.
Then the episode didn’t even end with a rose ceremony, instead stopping at the beginning of a cocktail party just as something interesting was about to go down. I can’t be the only one finding this season majorly lacklustre so far and without people’s hilarious tweeting, I don’t think I could go on.
Tonight’s The Bachelor retold in hilarious tweets:
Locky takes Nicole abseiling and of course she’s terrified of heights. Just when she think it’s time to chill, Locky asks Nicole to climb up a cliff.
Nicole: scared of heights #TheBachelorAU Producers: pic.twitter.com/ZDPIOUuugT
— Hanny Bee ? (@Hanniebee852) August 20, 2020
Locky: isn’t this the most amazing thing ever
Nicole: #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/56kbzIe3pR— Hanny Bee ? (@Hanniebee852) August 20, 2020
camera people on this bushwalking date be: #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/tEdiuWtusa
— teresa (@augustfallin) August 20, 2020
My husband bought me a cheeseboard and wine home from work and I didn't have to move off the couch. This is how you date, Locky #thebachelorau
— Maxibon (@thiscassgirl) August 20, 2020
At the top of the peak, they share a kiss and then that night have a candlelit date. Locky floats the idea of her teaching dancing in Bali.
Blonde girl #19473: I love my family and my career and my friends
Locky: but do you love Bali?!?!?!!!!! #TheBachelorAU
— Niccy T (@NicReality) August 20, 2020
The job interview with Nicole is going well.#thebachelorau
— Umami (@requiteddreamer) August 20, 2020
Whenever you forget about that huge freakin chest tattoo it just peeks out like#TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/fXgaz5Nf0r
— Allison 'Defund The Police' (@infiniteallien) August 20, 2020
On the group date, the ladies play a game of American football. It gets muddy and Charley tackles Roxi before scoring a touchdown, but Locky decides to choose Roxi as the match’s MVP.
Guys!!! Look it’s Osher and Locky!!! #thebachelor #thebachelorau pic.twitter.com/3CQFc1M8S7
— So Dramatic! Podcast (@dramaticpod) August 20, 2020
if this game doesn’t turn into that one episode of glee where the football team sang single ladies, i’ll feel cheated #thebachelorau pic.twitter.com/rxfr0eMsn7
— 잘자 우리 종현아. / 사랑하자 ♡ (@jackcallahans) August 20, 2020
“It just started raining and all the girls were muddy.”….yeah sure….cut to producers… #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/76Hr9Uc90l
— Kate V (@Kater27) August 20, 2020
Osher while the girls play footy #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/3FBiw3VUny
— freeponyrides (@3freeponyrides) August 20, 2020
Osher standing to the side with his huge white umbrella was me in every year 10 P.E lesson refusing to participate #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/eLryE8steD
— indi ? (@indyr0se) August 20, 2020
On their date, Locky gives Roxi a rose. Meanwhile, Nicole reveals she didn’t get a rose on her date.
am i the only one that sees literally nothing between Roxi and Locky? they’re both just horny and that’s it lmfao #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/cO8u6Zhx0H
— alysha / juliette fan account (@intosneedy) August 20, 2020
“It’s hard enough already”
All of Australia:#TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/lkyGkDnqnu— Georgia Love (@GeorgieALove) August 20, 2020
Areeba and Kristina approach Juliette about the letter and they all become friends again.
Areeba when Juliette is trying to apologise #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/7DeVsgaNVI
— Tas Mavridis* (@TasMavridis) August 20, 2020
the girls are doing an absolutely horrendous job at making Juliette look bad lmao #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/xvvAvXUKVV
— alysha / juliette fan account (@intosneedy) August 20, 2020
If I hear about this letter one more time I’m gonna throw hands #TheBachelorAU
— JACQUELINE 5SOSWIFTY (@jay_alex) August 20, 2020
Did I miss something? Did Juliette write the letter in Areeba’s blood or something? #TheBachelorAU
— Sarah (@slayvacious) August 20, 2020
My last three brain cells tuning into this show again #thebachelorau pic.twitter.com/AP6T7s1Gp7
— bethany ? (@bmj_br) August 20, 2020
Nicole goes on a second date with Locky and visits him at his house to cook some hot chips.
I’m really surprised they let Locky in the kitchen after the great avocado massacre of 2018. Never forget #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/qQc63ACTkA
— Merryn Porter (@Merryn_Porter) August 20, 2020
The bar is so low that I just went "awww" when Locky said he was cooking hot chips and gravy for Nicole #TheBachelorAU
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) August 20, 2020
At the cocktail party, Roxi starts to implode after seeing Nicole rock up with a rose, she then further unravels after seeing Juliette approach Locky.
– Goes on a show where a guy dates 22 girls
– Gets jealous#TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/te8zJbhX6K
— Eden Richards (@Eden_Richards) August 20, 2020
Roxy has a point, I was fully expecting this show to be about just her dating Locky and nobody else. What are all these other women doing here? #thebachelorAU
— The Bachelor Guy (@HDBorland) August 20, 2020
Any sane girl in the #thebachelorau house this year pic.twitter.com/jzuWvs4sGK
— Peter Thomas (@coturnix97) August 20, 2020
That episode was a punish. God save all our souls.
If we have another full episode that’s just a cocktail party I will riot #TheBachelorAU
— Georgia Love (@GeorgieALove) August 20, 2020
visual representation of how watching this season of the bachelor makes me feel #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/Q8Sj4FPmcY
— ??????? (@keanuhoe) August 20, 2020