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LOL: Tonight’s ‘Bachy’ Garbage Fire Retold In Funny Tweets

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The Bachelor is back and (unlike yesterday) tonight’s episode actually served up some entertaining moments. Hallelujah. Thank the Bachy gods.

The divide in the mansion has never been more evident, with Areeba, Juliette, Kaitlyn and Kristina firmly on one side and Roxi on the other. Some nasty name-calling went down during tonight’s cocktail party, but I was a lot more interested in Gemma getting some screentime. Between spending her entire conversation with Locky saying “space jumping” instead of “base jumping” and explaining how she only watches the news in the lead up to a beauty pageant, Gemma is proving to be great value.

Another episode highlight was Charley deciding to have a mud bath with Locky during the cocktail party which gave everyone the shits — and I love her for that!

Let’s relive all the madness through the episode’s funniest tweets, shall we?

Tonight’s The Bachelor retold in hilarious tweets:

The girls play a lifesize game of chess, competing over who is the most compatible with Locky.

The rivalry between Roxi and Areeba gets even more hectic, before Maddy removes Areeba from the board. Despite Roxi leading early on, Gemma ended up winning solo time with Locky.

They have a very awkward date where she lists every element that makes a beauty pageant before mixing up the terms “base jumping” and err, “space jumping”?

At the cocktail party, Charley makes a bold moving organising a mud bath for Locky, which infuriates the other women, especially Roxi.

Kaitlyn is fed up and decides to pull Locky aside with the intention of kissing him. They share an innocent peck on the lips but Roxi finds out and starts calling Kaitlyn nasty names and slut-shaming her.

Locky pulls Irena aside which get Roxi even more riled up and she bursts into tears. Meanwhile, Bella is getting upset over her attachment to Locky affecting her friendship with Irena.

At the rose ceremony, Kristina and Rosemary are sent packing.

That was an EMOTIONAL episode.