YACHT-GOLF, ONESIES & TRUNK-DICKS: Ep 7 Of ‘The Bachelorette’ Retold On Twitter
As we enter the fourth week of The Bachelorette, the competition is heating up, signalled by series fave Luke leaving roseless tonight.
It all started with Stu getting his first date with Sophie. They played golf on a yacht and Stu was super awkward but it was all a bit cute. Yeah, we know he’s probz gonna win, but let’s just all play along shall we.
Then the boys transformed into their true selves: actual toddlers. They all donned animal onesies for a group hang with Sophie. This obvi lead to dramarzzz, with Blake going after Jarrod and getting all kinds of nasty. We also found out that Mack is, in fact, a bit of a nutter, either that or he just lost his marbles momentarily.
Luckily for us, Twitter dissected the entire thing for our enjoyment.
Ep 7 of The Bachelorette retold through its funniest tweets:
We kicked off with Sophie’s date with Stu, as they played err… yacht-golf.
Rich people, huh. Yeah, yeah, they’re in love.
Love Sophie and stu bonding over only working 2 months a year. It's how I imagine most relationships start in Mt Druitt too #bacheloretteAU
— Tree Fiddy Kay???? (@kholly265) October 11, 2017
Did…did….he just win? Did Stu just win this on his first single date? #bacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/aBkSRoiHLk
— Jen (@Jenlagos) October 11, 2017
They're on a boat. They're on a boat. Take a good hard look at the mother fucking boat #bacheloretteau
— Tori Hodgman (@torihodgman) October 11, 2017
This is too much heterosexuality sorry #BacheloretteAU
— Bec Shaw (@Brocklesnitch) October 11, 2017
YES! I want Sophie and Stu to get married and adopt Apollo as their son and all live happily ever after #BacheloretteAU
— Carla Horton (@CarlaMHorton) October 11, 2017
Now we must pretend channel Ten have done a good job at masking the victor and go on like another bloke might have a chance. Let’s do it.
The group date had the fellas onesie up, dressed as animals. Once again #PlantGate became the discussion point that wouldn’t die – unlike Jarrod’s plant.
How I imagine Jarrod if his plant grew to full size… #bacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/H6L2OldANQ
— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) October 11, 2017
Jarrod: IM AN ADULT
Jarrod: ADULT
Also Jarrod: IM AN ADULT #bacheloretteau— Brontë Coy (@brontecoy) October 11, 2017
That sound you can hear is just Australia's ovaries all rupturing in unison. #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/QsaaeSKjaD
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) October 11, 2017
Can we just have an entire show with James and Apollo playing with their stuffed bunnies?? Please #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/hDPuHKdtht
— Cassandra Lee (@miss_cassiie) October 11, 2017
Jarrod's blanket will be covered in piss in about half an hour. #BacheloretteAU
— Merryn Porter (@Merryn_Porter) October 11, 2017
Sophie’s one-on-one with Mack went weird AF. Turns out he is a stalker-level superfan. Calm down, champ.
Is this the first time Mack has spoken to a human woman?#BacheloretteAU
— Caitlin (@caitiejayne) October 11, 2017
Mack. m8. #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/sQScdYQR1d
— Anna Chang ???? ???? (@annachang) October 11, 2017
Literally the only qualities he's listed is that she's tall and blonde #BacheloretteAU
— Bec Shaw (@Brocklesnitch) October 11, 2017
Mack #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/wDEY5kDEqm
— Megan Hustwaite (@MeganHustwaite) October 11, 2017
At the rose ceremony there was no messing about. See ya later Mack and early fave Luke. Sam was saved…somehow?
Luke “I didnt see it coming”… neither did the rest of Australia wtf #BacheloretteAU
— Tara Elizabeth ???? (@Tazelizabeth) October 11, 2017
Sam's face = Australia's face. #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/8fs2PLO4zA
— Jo Thornely (@jothornely) October 11, 2017