8 Things That Happened On Tonight’s Very Revealing Episode Of ‘The Bachelorette’
Welcome back to another night of the best show ever. I’m talking about The Bachelorette obviously, not Pretty Little Liars, that’s another post.
Tonight we saw another side of Ciarran (well, every side technically), a deeper connection form between Angie and Timm, and Glenn even spoke one line!
More importantly – Queen Yvie Jones entered to throw her BFF Angie her own Bachelorette party and we are not worthy.
Oh yeah, and Jamie worked himself up over something at some stage, but that’s to be expected at this stage.
Let’s recap episode four of The Bachelorette, shall we???
1. A mysterious box arrived for the gentlemen of the manor, and I got a look into my future.
My future is Tom delivering me presents. Hopefully.
What’s in the box, in the box, what’s in the box today?
Thankfully not Bop, the puppet of my nightmares.
The group date was all about da boiz getting decked out for a hens party, hosted by Angie’s BFF and Gogglebox partner in crime, Yvie Jones.
“This is what I like to see, a lot of men,” Yvie said as she pulled up in a pink stretch hummer. Matt was the most excited to see Yvie and it was really quite endearing, while Jamie quietly plotted how to cut off a lock of Angie’s hair at the party without anyone noticing.
2. Angie had no idea Yvie was gatecrashing the party and their reunion was extremely wholesome.
The only time I ever get that excited is when I greet my Uber Eats driver.
3. The group did an art class, with the focus being on life drawings – except they needed one nude volunteer. Obviously, Mitch came limping back from eviction to show Angie how seriously he was taking all of this.
JUST KIDDING.
Of course it was Ciarran who was ready and raring to go. Hopefully not… that ready and raring. But you get my drift.
“I never in a million years thought I’d go on a date and see one of their doodles!” Angie said. Can relate! Wait. No I can’t.
4. Yvie took a few of the boys off for some alone time, and got to know Ciarran, Carlin, and Ryan a little better.
Meanwhile, Jamie was bloody spewing. “I want private time with Yvie!” he said. Interesting to think while the other guys were being distracted by Yvie, he could’ve used that time to flirt over bad drawings with Angie, but hey – I don’t know how the male brain works.
And I don’t think I ever will.
Yvie pretty much said Ryan was the perfect guy for Angie to which he replied “thank you” which is the only thing we’ve heard him say so far this week.
She thought Carlin had a gentle, beautiful energy as well as a beautiful face, because she’s only human. And of course, just like the rest of Australia falling for his whacky charm, she was enamoured by Ciarran.
Developing a huge crush on Ciarran has been the most confusing thing that’s happened to me in 2019.
The most unexpected plot twist of this season: I have a crush on Ciarran #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/elC0SJgNsN
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) October 16, 2019
The best part came when Angie and Yvie sat down to discuss the men in more detail. Yvie let Angie know Ryan is her favourite but she liked Carlin’s calm energy. Angie said Carlin’s very serious but “also a bit funny too” which Yvie cackled at for some time. She was simply not buying it. “What, he’s 2% funny? He laughed at a joke once?” Yvie asked.
She then asked Angie if she could go out with a guy with a made-up name like Carlin and Angie told her not to be a moll.
Honestly these two are the BEST. I just want to watch a full reality show on just Yvie and Angie (and no, not one called Gogglebox) but maybe one where they just slowly become Real Housewives and there’s the odd cameo from Ciarran as a pool boy or something.
5. Timm got the solo date with Angie which was basically… the two of them walking around a park.
Thankfully though to break things up from just walking, there was a gelato cart just randomly in the middle of the park. The only thing of note here is that when Angie ordered a dairy-free ice cream, Timm decided to do the same and when she told him he didn’t have to, he said: “we’re going to have to eat the same diet down the track anyway.”
I truly love that Timm’s idea of a committed relationship would be that he’d take on Angie’s coeliac diet as well. I hope the next guy I seriously date is ready to give up cheese and most condiments to deal with my fragile picky eating self.
Eventually night falls, and I finally went to bed.
No, wait.
Eventually we got to the night-time part of their date, and Angie and Timm settled down in front of a screen to take a look back on some of Timm’s “memories”. Timm was legit worried at first until it turned out we were just looking at some old childhood pics.
IDK, I think the producers really missed the part to put something more embarrassing in here. If I was to ever show someone my “memories” it’d involve many dramatic readings of my diary entries reporting on every time Parramatta Eels lost a game, and some extremely questionable poems about… well, that’s a story for another time.
Angie and Timm then got to know each other on a deeper level. Timm went on some rambling nonsense about how looks fade, but “your smile will be your smile and your eyes will be your eyes” and if someone was to grow up and lose their eyesight, you’d want your partner to be your eyes and…
Then the moment came. One statement. Seven words. 22 letters.
UGH, who said romance was dead!
I can’t judge him though because I also am someone who announces when I need to pee. I can’t help it. I’m open with my feelings and I drink 3 litres of water a day. It’s important to stay hydrated.
The date ended well with Timm getting a rose, a cheeky kiss, and Angie saying it was “the best date she’s had so far”.
We’ll just… take her word for it.
6. Intermission: Episode four’s cocktail party was brought to you by Herbal Essences – let the best of you shine through… except stop upstaging the Bachelorette with your hairstyles.
7. Jamie once again felt unsafe at tonight’s cocktail party and decided it was very normal to go interrupt Angie and Ryan’s private chat.
“Do I go in like a bull and grab Angie?” he asked while I sat there visually depicting an actual bull just quickly grabbing Angie by her hands and running off with her, tottering on his hind legs.
Jamie interrupted their chat by saying he wanted to join BOTH of them. “I just wanna explore something about Yvie saying Ryan’s the perfect guy for you,” he told them both.
VERY NORMAL!
He then just continued to ramble while Ryan, Angie, and everyone watching at home felt more and more uncomfortable.
It’s like when you’re trying to go to sleep and your anxiety reminds you of the time you sent a really dumb drunk text to a guy you had a crush on in 2012, except now I’ll close my eyes and just hear Jamie’s awkward rambling for the rest of eternity.
The cocktail party also saw Timm break his own bro-code rules and jump the “line” to steal Angie away for a chat even though he had a rose and was very, very safe. Not ONLY did they chat but they shared another sneaky kiss.
Thank God Angie wasn’t wearing red lipstick otherwise Timm could’ve come out looking exactly like this:
8. At the rose ceremony, we farewelled Niranga and Jesse.
I… don’t really have anything to add here. Best of luck? I guess.
Next week: The guys are forced to perform stand up comedy, and tensions continue to rise at the cocktail party because these men are petty AF. Chat to you all then!
