Tonight’s Mardi Gras-Themed ‘Bachelorette’ Recapped In Hilarious Tweets
It’s time to frock up and let your freak flag fly high because the Mardi Gras has rolled into The Bachelorette.
Tonight’s group date and cocktail party had the contestants all donning their boldest rainbow outfits in a heartwarming display of queer pride. We love to see it! Even the straight men got into the Mardi Gras spirit, which says a lot coming from a reality show that once saw a hetero man walk out because he was asked to dress up as a chicken. The bar is on the floor. I would have loved to have seen Warwick in sparkly platform boots and a pink wig tbh.
The group divided into two and were tasked with making floats, choosing costumes and choreographing dance routines for their competing parades. Holly took charge of her team and somehow managed to make Kurt look like he knew what he was doing… kinda. Brooke was impressed by Holly’s initiative, earning her a rose at the cocktail party that night.
Another contestant who copped a rose on tonight’s episode was intruder Millie, who got whisked away on a winter wonderland date with Brooke. They played in faux snow, made a snowman, and watched Grease — it was wholesome! Millie could be the dark horse no one saw coming.
Jamie-Lee was also in this episode! She tried to get Brooke’s attention during the Mardi Gras challenge but with no luck, then grabbed her before the rose ceremony to show Brooke a book she made with pictures of them in it. In any other environment, this would be beyond creepy but it seemed to win over Brooke, who had been feeling weird about Jamie-Lee since last week’s revelations that Ryan allegedly was crushing on her.
All is well again, which means that there’s still about five different frontrunners for Brooke’s heart. I can’t keep up! Let’s roll the tweets!
Tonight’s The Bachelorette recapped in hilarious tweets:
Jamie-Lee is still tense over the Ryan drama and wants another date, but Millie gets the solo time with Brooke. They visit a winter wonderland to build a snowman and paint errr… some big blue mountain on a wall. Cool!
jamie lee shouldn't even need to clear the air none of this was her fault #bacheloretteau pic.twitter.com/JzZ3TGD44C
— ؘ (@mirr0red_heart) November 10, 2021
When does this hallmark Christmas movie come out #BacheloretteAU
— Caitlin Montgomery (@caittmonty) November 10, 2021
“Save me” #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/pM8ct67ZGn
— Amy Spilkin (@amy_spilkin) November 10, 2021
Can’t believe they’ve revealed next year’s Bachelor so early. (Pretty typical that it’s another white guy too) #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/n7SgmeRC0K
— Bachelor of Hearts Podcast ? (@BOHpod) November 10, 2021
So basically the whole point to Brooke and Millie’s date is to promote paramount + ? #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/ZUqmCk030w
— ????? ???????? (@DylanMatthews91) November 10, 2021
This feels like a Truman Show parody of product placement #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/eAmA9gJRQG
— Matilda Boseley (@MatildaBoseley) November 10, 2021
Hang this in MOMA. #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/ug47Pvk8co
— PUNKEE (@itspunkee) November 10, 2021
Brooke and Millie get cosy together on the couch to watch Grease. They share what they’re looking for in relationships, and Millie gets a rose and a kiss.
oh cool #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/K0PcJmuTxk
— Patrick Lenton (@PatrickLenton) November 10, 2021
they rlly be watching brooke’s favourite movie #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/fD0Imz9ydI
— jamie (@rebesmencia) November 10, 2021
millie and brooke are actually so cute though#BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/UDMVe6bg1H
— laura (@jiwanxsol) November 10, 2021
The group date sees the gang ascend on the SCG for a Mardi Gras parade. They split into two teams to make a float, select costumes, and put together a dance routine. Holly and Jamie-Lee take charge of their teams.
the ancient home of mardi gras, the sydney cricket ground #BacheloretteAU
— Patrick Lenton (@PatrickLenton) November 10, 2021
My new phone ringtone is Osher saying "queer culture"#BacheloretteAU
— Rose Callaghan (Friendship Rose podcast!!) (@operation_rosie) November 10, 2021
“I’ve done a little bit of drag before”
Marry me Conrad. Marry me right now. #BacheloretteAU
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) November 10, 2021
Kiki, Shantay you stay #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/XZtSt2cG7B
— Jack ✨ (@JackParwata) November 10, 2021
this has less mardi gras and more athletics carnival vibes i’m so sorry #BacheloretteAU
— let's find brooke a wife (@bachiebitching) November 10, 2021
The cocktail party is a Mardi Gras afterparty. Brooke pulls Holly aside to give her a rose for her efforts that day. Jamie-Lee is desperate to clear the air with Brooke, so she presents her with a storybook of their journey to win her back.
Me watching the Bachelors kiss multiple women: ew
Me watching Brooke pash everyone: #bacheloretteau pic.twitter.com/mCUNAD5bOm
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) November 10, 2021
jamie's inner monologue is stressing me out JUST TALK TO HER #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/6qpH4vozsr
— ؘ (@mirr0red_heart) November 10, 2021
jamie doesnt deserve any of this ? it was all a straight man's fault like i cant #bacheloretteau pic.twitter.com/LJBTdwPDb5
— ؘ (@mirr0red_heart) November 10, 2021
Well played, Jamie-Lee. Well played. #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/QOcppSP0Jd
— PUNKEE (@itspunkee) November 10, 2021
“I’ve left a lot of blank pages because I want you to know I see a future with you”#BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/cWEMhULka8
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) November 10, 2021
me trying to seduce jamie lee if brooke loses interest in her #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/i0sTtZLUmZ
— ؘ (@mirr0red_heart) November 10, 2021
i can’t believe they are making her have this emotionally sincere conversation in this sailor moon ass wig #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/Np1uW9XAlj
— let's find brooke a wife (@bachiebitching) November 10, 2021
At the rose ceremony, Taje and Steve are sent packing.
The Haus of Osher #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/zJOktUmoGH
— Jack ✨ (@JackParwata) November 10, 2021
Marvel’s Eternals #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/ARhbSrStII
— Patrick Lenton (@PatrickLenton) November 10, 2021
these will forever live rent free in my head #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/w9k2WKyxD1
— alysha ,, jamie lee stan acc (@intosneedy) November 10, 2021