The Funniest Tweets From ‘The Bachelorette’ Finale
After weeks of rooting for Brooke Blurton to find love on her historical season of The Bachelorette, she finally chose between longtime friend Jamie-Lee Dayz and landscaper Darvid Garayeli in tonight’s finale. And it felt so good to watch!
Well, not so much from Jamie-Lee’s perspective as she was sadly left heartbroken, but Brooke deserved to get a happy ending and we hope/pray she’s found that in Darvid. It’s not super surprising that Darvid was the winner, as Brooke’s “Persian Prince” received the first impression’s rose which awarded him the first date with Brooke, and he was taken on Brooke’s final solo date before hometowns. Darvid was also the overwhelming fave to win in the betting odds, which are rarely wrong.
Darvid winning Brooke’s heart did come at the expense of Jamie-Lee, who first met our leading lady during the 2018 season of The Bachelor. They became firm friends in the years since meeting on their season, but both had wondered if there was something more between them. They didn’t wait long to find out, as Brooke and Jamie-Lee shared a kiss on premiere night, before their bond slowly grew deeper week after week.
On tonight’s finale, both Darvid and Jamie-Lee met some of Brooke’s friends — Abbie Chatfield and Amy Thunig — just in time to be grilled about what they know about Brooke. Things got awkward when Amy asked the final two about Brooke’s culture and heritage and neither could answer her questions correctly.
Then it was on to final dates! Jamie-Lee tried to explain herself to Brooke after stumbling to answer Amy’s questions, before Brooke took Darvid on a sexually-charged date which basically spoiled the ending when Brooke revealed she loved him. And the rest is history: Brooke then promptly dumped Jamie-Lee and confessed her true feelings for Darvid. It was so wholesome!
Brooke has found the unconditional love she came here to find. #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/45fibzft6O
— #BacheloretteAU (@BacheloretteAU) November 25, 2021
It was the perfect finale to cap off one hell of a season. Let’s relive the magic via the funniest tweets.
The Bachelorette finale retold in the best tweets:
It’s finale time! We are ready to get hurt again!
it’s not the finale until they dramatically zoom out on @oshergunsberg we’ve made it kids #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/dFZ1RBRDbl
— the bachelor (taylor’s version) (@bachiebitching) November 25, 2021
I’ve got my popcorn & mental stability on standby! ?#BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/fjjpSp2Krh
— ??????? ????? ♥ (@goldcoastgrace) November 25, 2021
Brooke enlists the help of pals Abbie and Amy to help her decide who to pick between Darvid and Jamie-Lee. Darvid is up first and he impresses.
imagine walking into a room and it’s just Abbie Chatfield sitting on a couch like “right bitch, what’s the story” #BacheloretteAU
— ✨crane wife guy✨ (@jamesmcahoy) November 25, 2021
Oh “It’s A Lot” is it? #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/MbThYH426q
— Bachelor of Hearts Podcast ? (@BOHpod) November 25, 2021
Me on my first therapy session back post covid #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/e7QHnYnnPN
— Jack ✨ (@JackParwata) November 25, 2021
I don’t mind if he is but like… does he really have to flaunt in in our faces all the time? #BacheloretteAU https://t.co/Xrl4DNdvkC
— Matilda Boseley (@MatildaBoseley) November 25, 2021
I wish we had a #BacheloretteAU reunion show so we could see Abbie with Konrad and Osher could ask Brooke why she unfollowed Abbie. pic.twitter.com/RvmXFtWcY3
— Hero (@hierohero1) November 25, 2021
Then Jamie-Lee had her turn, but Amy worries that Jamie-Lee doesn’t know enough about Brooke’s culture despite knowing her for years.
Brooke just casually calling Jamie Lee her girlfriend like my gay heart is so giddy rn #BacheloretteAU
— ? | Jamie Lee’s wifey (@bbygorrl) November 25, 2021
THIS is queer culture!!! Everyone’s dated everyone!! Get used to it Australia!! #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/e7fm77lvUp
— Bachelor of Hearts Podcast ? (@BOHpod) November 25, 2021
How deeply do you know a person if you don’t know such an integral part of their being? #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/kII7xMLpek
— Hero (@hierohero1) November 25, 2021
me when my nonna asks if I've met any "nice men" at any "dances" recently #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/kaauSHd8PW
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) November 25, 2021
It’s time for Jamie-Lee’s final date: the two take a helicopter ride before cycling through bushlands. That night, Brooke brings up Amy’s concerns about Jamie-Lee.
want more than anything for brooke to choose jamie-lee but i just know it’s going to be darvid #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/iCMU8kOUg9
— ??? (@louisameg) November 25, 2021
just finished the episode, i loved that they finished it on a date between jamie lee and brooke ? #BacheloretteAU
— koda? (@hauntedmiIa) November 25, 2021
#BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/Jdh2YrLzPq
— z? (@sabrinasfool_) November 25, 2021
Shocked that they’re introducing a late intruder to the show at this point but I reckon they stand a good chance #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/mWuH9faeWM
— Bachelor of Hearts Podcast ? (@BOHpod) November 25, 2021
On Darvid’s final date, Brooke swings by in an antique car before the two engage in a tantric sex class together. It’s a lot!
Jamie-Lee's date: ride a bike
Darvid's date: Literally have sex on a cushion #BacheloretteAU— Matilda Boseley (@MatildaBoseley) November 25, 2021
And now we know why Darvids date is on after 8:30 #BacheloretteAU
— Georgia Duncan (@_georgiarae) November 25, 2021
sorry… what… why did we have to see this #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/cCF7ECotTI
— the bachelor (taylor’s version) (@bachiebitching) November 25, 2021
Later that night, Darvid tells Brooke that he’s fallen for her and he loves her. In her confessional, Brooke admits she loves Darvid as well. Umm, spoiler alert!
Is it legal for her to say that right now? #BacheloretteAU
— Michelle ???? (@MichelleMackey1) November 25, 2021
So……we don’t need to watch the last 20 minutes then.#BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/QqcEJuQ1yX
— Just Sue. (@SueKennedy19) November 25, 2021
She loves him?! #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/UAaFoTl4Na
— Klang ✨?✨ (@_klangers) November 25, 2021
somewhere in a dark room, surrounded by billowing smokes and crystals, the sex witch is cackling and nodding happily. her spell has worked, the boy is bound to brooke body and soul #bacheloretteau
— Patrick Lenton (@PatrickLenton) November 25, 2021
Coming as a surprise to no one (except Jamie-Lee), Brooke breaks up with Jamie-Lee at the final rose ceremony.
Me: “Im not going to cry because i already knew this was going to happen”
Also me: #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/SINkTmQlSq— Snacks & Naps (Taylor's version) ? (@ValerieAerts) November 25, 2021
jamie-lee repeatedly telling brooke it was okay when it was NOT OKAY #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/zUa0ZG6GrJ
— ??? (@louisameg) November 25, 2021
the gays on their way to jamie-lee's insta dms #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/YMYlVha0w1
— ؘ (@mirr0red_heart) November 25, 2021
Brooke chooses Darvid! Love is real! Fairytales can come true! What a season!
Brooke was in love with Darvid from the beginning. She will have to live next door to his mother but no relationship is perfect.
#BacheloretteAU— AngelFloyd (@AngelFl52452538) November 25, 2021
…see y’all next year! #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/T4JHLxNX8A
— alysha (@intosneedy) November 25, 2021
So, has Arnott’s found its next Tim Tam Genie after watching tonight’s #BacheloretteAU finale? pic.twitter.com/5CCga5J0z2
— Lachlan Guertin (@LachlanGuertin) November 25, 2021