Tonight’s Frankly Feral Bachy Retold In Hilarious Tweets
On tonight’s The Bachelorette Angie proved to us all that we don’t even deserve her while the men on this show have never been in worse form.
Warwick decided dressing as a chicken for a photo shoot was his dealbreaker in a relationship. He left the photo shoot, then the mansion for good. Masculinity has never been more fragile. Then Jess, ugh… actually I think I’ve wasted enough words on that guy tonight. In short: He is the worst.
The episode was frankly enough to make me no longer want to date or even speak to a man ever again. Thankfully, Twitter was there to make it all better.
Tonight’s The Bachelorette retold in hilarious tweets:
Dreamboi Carlin went on his 24-hour date with Angie and soon revealed he was actually married…but separated!
Everyone re Carlin from last night to tonight #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/i69Z3Vx1t3
— Jerome Doraisamy (@JeromeDoraisamy) October 10, 2019
“i’m married”
angie:
#BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/EocvEkib4Z
— lauryn (@motelcalifcrnia) October 10, 2019
Wait, now Stu’s back too? #BacheloretteAU
— Georgia Love (@GeorgieALove) October 10, 2019
At the photoshoot, Timm was the most adorable lobster.
#BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/eZDBcjZZLa
— mat whitehead (@matwhi) October 10, 2019
TIMM'S PHOTO TURNED OUT SO GOOD YOU GUYS#BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/8BxJFFIEP5
— Billie Ray Eilish (@bishcheese) October 10, 2019
If there ever was a visual metaphor for getting your peroid, in white pants #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/jQtHtbznWT
— Dame Kittness (@SoftKittyWarm) October 10, 2019
Warwick really didn’t appreciate his chicken costume and walked off the set like a toddler, a baby chick some might say.
Grown men arguing in farm animals costumes, it's really my favourite thing in the world #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/I2BTlU2eXY
— Dame Kittness (@SoftKittyWarm) October 10, 2019
Turns out, the chicken crossed the road after having a hissy fit and stomping back to the mansion #bacheloretteau
— Kristen Amiet (@KrissiAmiet) October 10, 2019
"He should have taken the chicken nuts on the chin…instead he's cracked the dummy in front of everyone." – Things you only hear on the Australian version of this show #BacheloretteAU
— Jenna Guillaume (@JennaGuillaume) October 10, 2019
That back tattoo of his own name was…a choice.
Wait … Wazza has the tattoo ‘Wazza’ on his back and he can’t take a joke? #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/IHmtLJIIH1
— Apolo (@PK_APOSTOLI) October 10, 2019
Warwick has his own nickname tattooed on his back #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/7JLeChauMG
— GRACE (@GraceGarde) October 10, 2019
From Baywatch to Bacon #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/jqMoPRRWhz
— Nathan Brown (@nathanbrown90) October 10, 2019
At the cocktail party, Warwick decided to leave the show without even facing up to Angie. What a… chicken.
#BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/BCGjDHhHIj
— ethel versace (@isaaccolepoweII) October 10, 2019
"I don't want to be a chook on national TV" congratulations you played yourself you turned yourself into the biggest chook of all #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/r4FscWSH6x
— Jenna Guillaume (@JennaGuillaume) October 10, 2019
Angie kicked Jess out of the mansion for being a creep and all the boys backed her up. It was heartwarming viewing.
YES ANGIE YEEESSSSSSS #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/8D3tYTz3UH
— Georgia Love (@GeorgieALove) October 10, 2019
Any woman in Noosa who sees Jess within 10 metres of them: #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/zkC5zM0hjw
— seapunk aesthete 💮 (@BiancaNeveXO) October 10, 2019
Dear Noosa, please explain. @BacheloretteAU #BacheloretteAU
— Lisa Wilkinson (@Lisa_Wilkinson) October 10, 2019
Noosa tourism minister right now #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/0qRK8MgKb3
— Antfarmer (@antfarmer) October 10, 2019
The whole of Noosa later kicking Jess out of town: #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/WHTCcm49ex
— seapunk aesthete 💮 (@BiancaNeveXO) October 10, 2019
Tbh we all need a palate cleanse after that.
Just gonna end every episode with more pics of Carlin being pretty #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/djDfkVTY0m
— Kelly 🕷📚 • 19 (@hughesytweets) October 10, 2019