Jed And Alésia From ‘The Bachelors’ Are Over And You Have To Laugh

Pour one out for the 2023 season of The Bachelors and prepare to send an invoice to Channel 10 for the time wasted watching it, as this year’s season officially created zero relationships.

Following split announcements from Felix Von Hofe and winner Jessica Navin, along with Thomas Malucelli and his special lady Leah Cummings, now Jed McIntosh and Alésia-Françoise Delaney have rounded out one real shitshow of a season.

We already had our suspicions that Jed and Alésia weren’t actually dating, as in their post-finale interview they gave off vibes they were just ‘hanging out’, then Alésia spilled last month that they still weren’t in an offical relationship.

And now in a real rollercoaster of events over the weekend, Alésia first teased in an Instagram Q&A that she was flying down to Melbourne to see Jed, suggesting the couple were still going strong. However, when a follower asked her “what’s going on with Jed” she confirmed they were “no longer together”. Oop!

Well, together in a figurative sense, as they were literally sitting together at a Melbourne restaurant. Alésia maintains that the exes were in a good place.

Jed followed the announcement up with a live video of himself and Alésia at dinner, where he seemingly mocked how his ex had worded their breakup reveal. “Basically, we’re not together at all, but we’re in ‘a good place’,” he joked, before adding “Do you know any hot girls ’cause I need some.”

Too soon, Jed! Too soon!

It was the weirdest breakup announcement in The Bachelor history and tbh, I kinda loved it.

This split is the nail in the coffin for the 2023 season of The Bachelors which successfully created zero relationships, despite upping the chances by having three Bachelors. Maybe next season we should have 10? 20? An army of Bachelors?

If this series even gets another season, some drastic changes need to be made. If Married at First Sight is creating more long-lastings relationships, you know shit is grim.