20 Funny Tweets About ‘The Knight Before Christmas’
Our prayers have been answered with the release of the perfect Chrissy movie over the weekend. I’m talking about Netflix’s The Knight Before Christmas, of course.
It is everything a Xmas movie should be. There’s a leading lady who has given up on love, living in a small but charming town, and there’s an err… medieval knight from 1334? Why the hell not.
It sounds bonkers but it’s best not to ask too many questions and just go along with the ride. The new film also sees Vanessa Hudgens return to the holiday film arena (after making her grand Netflix Xmas debut with 2018’s The Princess Switch) and she truly was born for this. I can’t get enough of her.
As with every so-bad-it’s-good Netflix Christmas movie, the tweets are especially hilarious.
Here are 20 funny tweets about The Knight Before Christmas:
#1.
So far, the most unrealistic part of #TheKnightBeforeChristmas is a high school teacher affording a massive house with a massive guest house.
— Brita Long (@belle_brita) November 21, 2019
#2.
Cute they named a character after me #TheKnightBeforeChristmas pic.twitter.com/gxPsENSWu3
— Jenna Guillaume (@JennaGuillaume) November 24, 2019
#3.
the knight in #TheKnightBeforeChristmas calls hot chocolate “delicious mead” and now i never want to be called anything else
— taylor delicious mead (@tayloramead) November 25, 2019
#4.
Girl… you don’t know where the bread section is at the grocery store?! Whose first time is it in this building?!#TheKnightBeforeChristmas pic.twitter.com/I046gVSzsZ
— 30-50 coked-out feral hogs (@sarahhyland87) November 24, 2019
#5.
when yah mam says you can’t have it but you sneak it in the basket anyway🤣#TheKnightBeforeChristmas pic.twitter.com/bK1JlESbI0
— megs (@m3gank3rry) November 21, 2019
#6.
Circle 😍😍😍#TheKnightBeforeChristmas pic.twitter.com/959KGKonK9
— Erwin Monteza (@EMonteza) November 22, 2019
#7.
I was not prepared for the Netflix Christmas Cinematic Universe #TheKnightBeforeChristmas pic.twitter.com/CdwlA7uiKR
— joyce eng (@joyceeng61) November 23, 2019
#8.
we all need this tiny child in our life #TheKnightBeforeChristmas pic.twitter.com/rITnpZgajw
— meg c. hills (@megchills) November 23, 2019
#9.
My housemates as I continue to point out the historical inaccuracies in #theknightbeforechristmas pic.twitter.com/qfY4IYLfQP
— Roisin (@roshea29) November 23, 2019
#10.
The most unbelievable part of #TheKnightBeforeChristmas Christmas is not that Cole is a time traveling knight from the 13th century, it’s that Brooke let a man with a sword into her house just because he’s cute and has a British accent.
— Migena Dulaj (@MigenaDulaj) November 21, 2019
#11.
One whole minute into #TheKnightBeforeChristmas and I’m already on a rant about how they’d be speaking Middle English in 1330s England, not Modern English (with a modern British accent, no less). Yes, I am a lot of fun at parties, thank you 🤓
— Sara Holmes (@saraholmesSTL) November 25, 2019
#12.
OMG. Did they just have a Ghost moment with dough? #TheKnightBeforeChristmas pic.twitter.com/LP9P7fx7LP
— Sarah (@sarahisawriter) November 23, 2019
#13.
Y’all. I haven’t even finished watching #TheKnightBeforeChristmas yet, but @Netflix better not sleep on the opportunity to make sequel called The Wedding Knight.
— Dan Guglielmucci (@DanpireWeekend) November 21, 2019
#14.
Love a little BNL with me 14th century/modern day love story.#TheKnightBeforeChristmas pic.twitter.com/xCfAKxKcpc
— 30-50 coked-out feral hogs (@sarahhyland87) November 25, 2019
#15.
I would like to officially declare Vanessa Hudgens the queen of Christmas movies. My mind cannot be changed. #TheKnightBeforeChristmas
— Mara (@marasantanaaa) November 21, 2019
#16.
I’m gonna tell my kids this was Lancelot and Guinevere.#TheKnightBeforeChristmas pic.twitter.com/JVJVOXeU6U
— Tara Watson (@tara_watson_) November 23, 2019
#17.
All I’m saying is, maybe my one true love was a 14th century knight and that’s why I’m still single. #TheKnightBeforeChristmas
— Mayra Alejandra (@LadyMayraaah) November 23, 2019
#18.
Gabriella walked, she freaking strutted that runway momma, so that Brooke could run!!! #TheKnightBeforeChristmas pic.twitter.com/qwyI2rJBlv
— Jess (@WorkInProjess) November 22, 2019
#19.
I DESERVE A SIR COLE TO MAKE ME BREAD EVERYDAY #TheKnightBeforeChristmas
— sunny🌞 (@nahimshalissa) November 25, 2019
#20.
How many times will I watch #TheKnightBeforeChristmas? pic.twitter.com/rtXgVk118m
— Kay (@KayDPalmer) November 23, 2019