Yep, There’s Another ‘365 Days’ Movie And The Memes Are Pure Chaos
I hope you like watching a sexy music video with a side serving of plot because a new 365 Days movie has just arrived on Netflix.
Following original hornfest 365 Days and then sequel 365 Days: This Day, you may be wondering what the third instalment is called…
The Next 365 Days, of course!
I’m praying that the fourth film is titled Another Bloody 365 Days, or It’s Been A Lot Of Sex & Days, OK!
In the first film, we met our lovers Massimo and Laura and they didn’t fall in love in some typical meet-cute fashion. Nah, Massimo abducted Laura, kept her as a prisoner, and gave her a year to fall in love with him — and she did! They even got married at the start of the sequel. If you hadn’t caught on, the movies are truly cooked and rife with misogyny and toxic depictions of relationships, but the nonstop sex scenes are actually pretty hot.
It’s not a movie people watch for the plot, in fact, all of the movies contain minimal dialogue. Instead, the bulk of the scenes are just characters gazing at each other and having sex, as loud music plays.
FYI: The rest of this article contains massive spoilers about The Next 365 Days.
The sequel introduced a rival for Laura’s affections in Nacho, a man who is not only obsessed with Laura but happens to be Massimo’s longtime nemesis. We also met Massimo’s evil twin, but he’s dead by the third film, lol. In The Next 365 Days, Laura has to decide whether she wants to stay with her husband Massimo, or start a new life with Nacho.
Decision, decisions! She doesn’t really make a solid choice in the third movie, instead Laura just takes turns having sex with both of her love interests. Queen behaviour, tbh.
In typical 365 Days fashion, the movie ends on a cliffhanger that suggests Laura might be about to die: in the first movie she had a car accident, in the second she got shot, and in the third, Olga warns Laura that Massimo will kill her if she leaves him for Nacho.
This gal can’t catch a break. The third 365 Days is predictably bonkers and the memes are just as chaotic.
Here are some of the funniest memes about The Next 365 Days on Netflix.
1.
Me watching The Next #365days knowing it's nothing but mediocre sex and music every 30 seconds! pic.twitter.com/2L45FByOqN
— Eza ?? (@EBalldrove) August 19, 2022
2.
Laura STAYS getting critically injured, but somehow fully recovers every time. What in the Wolverine type of superpower does she have??? #365days #TheNext365Days pic.twitter.com/vNvSXn6Qto
— Jami Katherine, Writer ? (@jamicross) August 19, 2022
3.
Here we go all over again, the feminism is leaving my body for one last time as Massimo appears on my screen #TheNext365Days #365Days pic.twitter.com/fvVRK1LVl9
— The Holy Church of Netflix (@netflixchurch) August 19, 2022
4.
The cameraman called in to do another "sex scene" on #TheNext365Days pic.twitter.com/JOlXujOuAY
— Musal (@FoniLunboy) August 19, 2022
5.
When the first sex scene isn't until 11 minutes into the movie. #365days #thenext365days pic.twitter.com/fVh8LwcGHT
— Lisa Nicole (@_LNicole) August 19, 2022
6.
FUCK LAURA ME AND THE HOMIES HATE LAURA! You really fucking cheated on Massimo??! #365days #TheNext365Days pic.twitter.com/lEJ3ZJTmTh
— Last,FirstName (@WhoreShipping) August 19, 2022
7.
Laura is greedy sorry, there’s no reason to be thinking about another man when Massimo exists #TheNext365Days
— King G. (@delussii) August 19, 2022
8.
Towards the end I was like “Nacho is the one” but then Massimo just HAD to say “So.. are you back, baby girl?”
Yes I am. Tf. #TheNext365Days
— Angelo (@amendozzaa) August 20, 2022
9.
Also I’m team massimo…sorry nacho like you’re hot but massimo is my baby (massimo kinda deserves better tho) #TheNext365Days pic.twitter.com/mkyoa7lXNX
— madi (@bakerjamesss) August 19, 2022
10.
I think I'm messed in the head because I am okay with Laura sleeping with Nacho. #365days #TheNext365Days pic.twitter.com/zSDcMmKXTJ
— Tee (@Jacquelyn_Tee) August 19, 2022
11.
Massimo: “Leave”
His wife: “Stay.”Me as the stripper: #TheNext365Days pic.twitter.com/2NjseCADSK
— K.C (@BarelymeO) August 20, 2022
12.
Laura's friend annoying the hell out of me. That's her part in rhis movie, overreacting? #TheNext365Days #365days pic.twitter.com/3l28q3FZsK
— Tee (@Jacquelyn_Tee) August 19, 2022
13.
Whoever is responsible for #365days 2&3 deserves jail cause what is this porno music video ?#TheNext365Days pic.twitter.com/b5C2Uh1okN
— Christine Pillay (@Christos_16) August 19, 2022
14.
Listen whoever wrote that ending and thought it was a good idea…….we needs to have some words cuzzz #TheNext365days pic.twitter.com/0E7lLR9hGN
— Terri ?? (@taliciann4) August 20, 2022
15.
365 days is such a TERRIBLE movie but am I gonna watch every single movie they release? Absolutely yes #TheNext365Days pic.twitter.com/vebW6SG3as
— brvtie (@Brvtie) August 19, 2022
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All three 365 Days movies can be streamed on Netflix.