‘Libra, You’re Cheekier Than You Think!’ The Best Sex Toy For Your Zodiac Sign

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I know that sex toys and star signs aren’t a prescription that you have to abide by, but if you’ve been considering what sex toy to get up close and personal with next then using the stars to guide you isn’t the worst idea.

Which is why I’ve overanalysed every single zodiac sign and their traits to handpick the best sex toy pairing for each and every one of them.

So scroll through and find out which buzzy little comrade you’ll be paired with.

The best sex toy for an Aries star sign

(March 21-  April 19)

While Aries may come across as calm little cuties, they are actually a fire sign so they usually like to ramp up the heat in the bedroom. This is why I think opting for a sex toy that allows you to lean into temperature play will hit the spot for a spicy Aries. 

A glass pleasure wand like this one from myilo looks chic on your bedside table but can be heated up with boiling water or cooled down in the freezer for the most luxurious temperature play.


The best sex toy for a Taurus star sign

(April 20 – May 20)

Taurus’ are known for two things: Frothing sharing experiences and being super bloody stubborn. This is why the best sex toy for them is one tied to partner play and one that wriggles them out of their comfort zone just enough. 

Handcuffs are the perfect place to start for you Taurus, as you cede control for a hot minute and let your partner pleasure you with no distractions. I’d suggest a sensual soft ribbon first before graduating to a full, kinky cuff. My suggestions are these Silky Bondage Restraints first and then Bondage Boutique Soft Handcuffs that will hold your hands back without ever being in pain. 


The best sex toy for a Gemini star sign

(May 21 – June 20)

Oh, I love a greedy Gemini. They are the twin signs known for having a bit of a double-sided personality, flipping from what they fancy depending on what side of themselves they are dialled into, which is why it’s an absolute no-brainer that the best sex toy for a Gemini isn’t a single toy, but more of a selection box of goodies.

I’d give the Gemini in my life the Lovehoney Rock My World Sex Toy Kit as it has six incredible dongs – making it a bit of a sex toy buffet.


The best sex toy for a Cancer star sign

(June 21 – July 22)

Cancer may take the cake for being the most sensitive sign in the Zodiac, craving emotional and sentimental connection with their partners to feel best during sex. That’s why setting the mood is crucial for a Cancer, and while a sexy candle will go down a TREAT, you can one-up that with a massage candle.

This massage oil candle from Vush smells like warm sandalwood and vanilla sugar and as you light it, you can tip the melted wax onto your skin and massage the oils into your skin. This could be used in partner foreplay or during a sensual solo session.


The best sex toy for a Leo star sign

(July 23-August 22)

Leo’s feel best when they’re in the spotlight, being loved on and adored by all. So while there are a few sex toys that I’m sure a Leo would lap up, there’s one I’m sure they would be obsessed with: The Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl G-Spot Rabbit Vibrator.

This is the jungle gym of sex toys – hitting the G-spot, clit, vaginal entrance and vulva all at once so you can play with internal and external play as you please. The aim of this sex toy is to satisfy you in multiple ways at once, just as you deserve, Leos!


The best sex toy for a Virgo star sign

(August 23 – September 22)

Virgo’s are analytical thinkers who strive for the best in every scenario – including in between the sheets. This is why only a sex toy that has been developed over the years to bring you the best technology possible will do.

Virgo vulva-owners, meet the Womanizer. Celebrated as the best, most sophisticated air technology on the planet, these little suckers know how to target and pleasure a clit like no other. And for the penis-owner Virgos, you can enjoy the same incredible tech in the form of this stroker that blows and sucks air around your shaft and ripples pleasure through the softest silicone. This is the Rolls-Royce of sex toys, trust me.


The best sex toy for a Libra star sign

(September 23 – October 22)

Libra’s are often turned on by visuals – they love strutting around an art gallery and soaking up film noir in a fancy velvet armchair. They’re moody, artsy and romantic. This is why a sex toy that doubles up as a literal piece of art will be the toy for them. 

No brand does that better than Lelo, who pairs sleek silicone with brushed chrome details to make masterpieces. Masterpieces that vibrate. My pick for Libra’s would be the gorge Soraya 2, ideally in black for extra chicness. 


The best sex toy for a Scorpio star sign

(October 23 – November 21)

Scorpios crave intimacy and connection, along with a healthy dollop of flaming passion. For that reason, couples’ sex toys that can be involved with partner play are the best options for Scorpios.

I’d pick up the We-Vibe Sync O – which is a sex toy that can be worn during penetrative sex between a heterosexual couple. One side slips into the vagina and the other side sits against the vulva, letting vibrations flutter up to the clit, all while buzzing against a penis. It’s glorious and Scorpios will lap it up. 


The best sex toy for a Sagittarius star sign

(November 22 – December 21)

Saggies, as a fire sign, pack a lot of heat and that heat rules the hips – meaning you can get a lot of pleasure and excitement from moving your hips and …you guessed it… thrusting. So if you haven’t already, Sagittarius, it might be time to scoop yourself up a strap-on. 

My recommendation for the best toy that offers endless configurations of thrusting and humping is the Tracey Cox Supersex Strap-On Pegging Kit – because you can use it as is, add the anal attachment or slip a bullet vibrator into the shaft to add some extra buzz.


The best sex toy for a Capricorn star sign

(December 22-  January 19)

Capricorns thrive off dominating in the bedroom and are very used to getting exactly what they want. This is exactly why it’s good for them to subvert control every now and again – and what better way to do that than with a sultry blindfold.

This will let them zone out distractions, fall into a submissive role and dial up the intensity of the sounds they are hearing, the scents they can smell and the touches they can feel. 


The best sex toy for an Aquarius star sign

(January 20 – February 18)

Aquarius is a curious sign, intrigued by experimenting in the bedroom and maximising pleasure wherever possible. This is why they’re not afraid of the most adventurous sex toys – and why they should definitely try the most impressive sex toy around right now.

Aquarius, meet your new bestie, the Womanizer OG Pleasure Air Spot – a toy that combines the clit sucker technology every vulva owner loves, with a G-spot toy so that the pleasure air sucks you from the inside. It will blow your mind. 


The best sex toy for a Pisces star sign

(February 19-March 20)

Perhaps the most romantic zodiac, Pisces seek out connection and sensuality while fantasying non-stop. Also, because they’re a water sign, they find a lot of pleasure in incorporating water into their self-love sessions. This is why this hybrid sex toy shower head is a MUST TRY for all the little fishes out there.

You can attach the Womanizer Wave to your shower hose and toggle between different water pressures and patterns to build up pleasure in your favourite environment. 


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