Punkee Tries: A G-Spot Vibrator That Sucks You… From The Inside

Did you start sex toy shopping and instantly become overwhelmed with the options? ‘Do you want 10-speed settings? Do you need one with air-sucking technology?’ IT’S CONFUSING. But don’t worry because we’re here to help with our Punkee Tries series – where real humans get real intimate with real sex toys and then tell you all about them.

Katie, who is Punkee’s Editor (and a vulva-owner with she/her pronouns), reviews a sex toy that claims to be making history by pairing two very intense features into one dong. 

What is your first impression of the sex toy?

It looks like a very sleek, streamlined G-spot vibrator – but with a hole in it. This hole has the air-sucking technology in it that’s usually reserved for external vibrators so you can whack it straight onto a clit. But, the thing is, the place where the hole is on the shaft is designed to go inside of you. So… I’m a little intimidated, confused and concerned that I’m about to plonk my honest review of this sex toy on the internet.

What does this sex toy do?

This is a first of its kind, marrying up clit-sucking technology with internal play – so the pressure is on for the Womanizer OG Pleasure Air G-Spot Stimulator to make history. 

The Womanizer OG review. Image Credit: Womanizer

The funky features it has on top of its groundbreaking G-spot air flutter flex is that it has an ‘afterglow’ setting that recognises when you’ve had an orgasm and dials down the intensity so the vibrations ease off as you come down from your high.

… I didn’t have a fear that robots were outsmarting the human race until I typed that sentence out. 

What was it like using the sex toy? And how did it really feel? 

Okay, so here I go. Writing about putting things inside me on the internet. Sorry to my parents and sorry to my boss who has to edit this. 

I set up for my solo sesh, placing the pillows on my bed so I could be on my back and as relaxed as possible. I didn’t bother with music, candles etc. because I’m a professional who can get in the zone ASAP. I grabbed the Womanizer OG and switched it on. It started buzzing immediately but then after two seconds, it stopped.

Shit. Was I meant to charge this beforehand? 

I started to fumble for the charging cord as my hand slipped down to the business end of the vibrator. BUZZ. It switched on again. Okay, it seems I missed one of the rather spicy features before because this vibrator reacts to skin contact, so it will only vibrate when it’s interacting with a hand, finger, or other miscellaneous areas… you get the picture. 

So now I know it’s actually charged and ready to go, I get back into position and move the Womanizer OG all over my skin, making sure not to lose contact with it so it stays buzzing. It’s here where I play with the settings a little more. There are different pulse intensities and rhythms, so I flick through them to find the one I’m most drawn to. It’s hard to describe in words, but the chosen one has a ‘dum dum duuuuum dum dum duuuuum’ pattern to it. And not in a scary movie way, but in a peaceful, buildable way. 

The Womanizer OG review. Image credit: Womanizer

Then I focus on the vulva. (Don’t be scared of that word, folks. It’s literally the biological term for the external area of the female genitals. Don’t ever call it a vagina, cos that’s only on the inside. Got it?) The pulses feel really good in this area, and because the Womanizer OG is made with such fancy soft silicone, everything is really smooth and seamless. 

Okay, I know now that I’m delaying the inevitable and I have to actually use this sex toy for its intended purpose: knocking the socks off my G-spot. 

The insertion is pretty intense as the sucky-hole is still going at it while you’re getting into position. This phase is not the hottest and I feel like I’m getting less aroused and more frustrated that I haven’t found the right place for the air-sucker to do its thing. 

But then. I do.

This is the single most fucked up feeling I’ve ever had. It’s like a swarm of butterflies are inside me playing ‘tag, you’re it’ on my G-spot. 

It’s so overwhelming that I dial the setting down to the absolute lowest one possible. Even then, it’s still pretty full-on. I’ve used G-spot vibrators before, so I know the sensation of applying vibrations to that area, but this air-sucking technology feels WAY different. I think it’s a good difference, but I’m honestly so flustered that I know an orgasm is off the cards. 

I commit to it for a couple more minutes before calling it, removing the Womanizer OG and looking up at the mirror at the end of my bed. And excuse me, I am SWEATING. Not in a cute, slightly flushed way, but in an ‘I’ve been holding a plank for eight minutes’ kind of way. 

I know that a single punt on a sex toy isn’t really a fair trial so I did end up using it again twice – one time just externally almost as a classic clit-sucker and the second time I bolstered up the courage to go internally again. This time was MUCH better and I think because I knew what was coming this time, I was less freaked out and could relax into it.

It was still very, very intense, but I get the hype now. 

Is the sex toy worth the price tag?

Look, it’s not cheap. But when you’re the first of your kind, you can whack a pretty premium price tag on it. The Womanizer OG Pleasure Air G-Spot Stimulator is just under $300 (it’s literally $299.95) which I know is very expensive but this is why:

• Womanizer take around seven years to develop each of their toys, so this has been perfected in production, fabrication, technology – the lot. It’s like the sex toy equivalent of buying a Rolls Royce. 
• You shouldn’t really spend less than $70 on anything you put inside you – and I meant that literally. Once you slip below that sort of price point the technology and, more importantly, the materials really get a bit shit. You want to only use internal sex toys made of metal, glass or medical-grade silicone to be body-safe. This vibrator is made of the latter, and the really, really good kind.

Describe the sex toy in three words:

Intimidating. Intense. History-making. 

What rating would you give the sex toy?

7/10.

When you first try the Womanizer OG, it’ll probably rank a 5/10, but once you find your groove, then it bumps right up to a 9/10. So we’ll average that out to an overall 7/10.

This sex toy is best for people who…

Are pretty experienced in their sex toy usage – particularly in the G-spot vibrator department. Don’t you dare give this to a beginner, it will ruin them.

Would you give this sex toy a second date?

Well, I did! This isn’t going to be a love at first sight kinda sex toy, you’ll need to wine and dine with it for at least three dates before you really start to fall for it.

If you want to shop this sex toy, here’s the link for the best (and most discreet) shipping to Australia: Womanizer OG at Lovehoney.

Image credit: Lovehoney, Suppled + Punkee.