Dan Returns To The Ocean: ‘MAFS’ Commitment Ceremony Recapped Via Best Tweets
We’re over the halfway mark in this year’s Married at First Sight season and we can safely predict there’s probably only one or two couples that will stay together post-experiment.
Last night’s commitment ceremony saw the experts tackle Dan and Sandy’s issues arising from the infamous butt dial incident where Evelyn overheard Dan talking badly about his misso. It will shock no one to learn both Dan and Sandy opted to leave, and thank goodness. It was absolutely time to set angel Sandy free to go find herself a real catch, while Dan launches himself back into the ocean to become a merman.
In other news, Harrison did his best to insert himself in some other couples’ drama, and he and Bronte gave a Logie-worthy winning performance about how they’re falling for each other. Can someone check on Bronte? Is she OK? Has she become a full Stepford wife? Is there any light behind the eyes there?
Before we get captivated by what the hell is going to go down on this week’s retreat, let’s go through the latest commitment ceremony.
Here’s what happened on last night’s Married at First Sight commitment ceremony recapped via the best tweets.
The couples debrief on the butt dial saga. Bronte and Harrison call bullshit on the butt dial and Bronte is annoyed it’s become the “Evelyn show”.
Harrison hates Evelyn bc he thinks she's hot and she thinks he's repulsive. Bronte hates Evelyn bc she is hot, has charisma and integrity. #MAFSAU
— Four (@RichieWestwood4) March 5, 2023
Harrison and Bronte are the stupidest couple in this show and I’m including Tayla in this #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/yr4N1G3CwT
— josh’s pyjamas (@beggywilliamz) March 5, 2023
I need no Harrison or Brontë mouthing off.
Brontë’s only pissed because Evelyn is more likeable than her. #MAFSAU #MAFS— Just Sue.?? (@SueKennedy19) March 5, 2023
Brontë spewing at the “Evelyn show”
How dare the producers give her that juicy storyline when Brontë has been acting up a storm for weeks now#MAFSAU #MAFS #MAFSAustralia— Colleen Lynch (@Killer_Coll) March 5, 2023
Claire and Jesse get up and are a completely different couple from the week before. Jesse says he’s forgiven Claire and that he “likes her the most ever”.
Rooting for Claire and Jesse ?? #MAFSAU
— jess kenny (@jesssskenny) March 5, 2023
tahnee and ollie & jesse and claire are the only sources of happiness and hope on this stupid show #MAFS #MAFSAU
— alysha ♡ (@venomhaven) March 5, 2023
god i feel so warm and fuzzy inside watching jesse and claire call each other dorks. that’s true love right there #MAFS #MAFSAU
— alysha ♡ (@venomhaven) March 5, 2023
Dan and Sandy step up and Dan apologises to Sandy saying it hurts his heart to know she has a heavy heart. Sandy reveals earlier in the week that Dan said they should take sex off the table because it makes her “too emotional”.
DON’T YOU FUCKING TOUCH HER DAN #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/D8NIyU98i3
— alysha ♡ (@venomhaven) March 5, 2023
The fact that this show – and Dan – have left Sandy feeling like she is unattractive and not good enough is a heinous crime.
She is gorgeous, kind, accomplished and intelligent. #MAFSAU #mafsaunz #fuckoffdan
— Kylie Orr (@KylieOrrWriter) March 5, 2023
GET YOUR DISINGENUOUS HAND OFF SANDY, YOU ABSOLUTE LIMPDICKED FLOG. HOW DARE YOU #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/qviuOYrM9f
— Poppy (@Poppy45854074) March 5, 2023
Alessandra grills Dan about why he had sex with Sandy straight after the commitment ceremony after he said he wasn’t attracted to her the night before.
Hope they cleared the set of sharp objects coz Alessandra is ready to stab Dan right here ? #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/SKNKZbrbeW
— MAHONEY (@cdtmahoney) March 5, 2023
Alessandra is not buying Dan’s shit.
And he doesn’t understand this at all.#MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/h6NEB0ZIGr— Just Sue.?? (@SueKennedy19) March 5, 2023
Alessandra hearing how Dan spoke to Sandy after they slept together #MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/KvHjBwNbYX
— dr mimi? (@drmimip) March 5, 2023
Dan opted to leave by saying “the beach and the ocean is calling me and I really need to go home”.
I love how Dan is like “I need to leave, I need to return to the ocean” like he’s a mermaid and not just a douche #MAFSAU
— Melanie Bracewell (@meladoodle) March 5, 2023
did Dan really just say “the beach and the ocean are calling me and I really need to go home” HAHA WHAT A DWEEB #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) March 5, 2023
The ocean watching this: #MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/We7Fy1flqg
— dr mimi? (@drmimip) March 5, 2023
See you Dan #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/HEhsUWzgKa
— Here in QLD (@hereinqld) March 5, 2023
if you love the ocean so much dan why don’t you do us all a favour and pull a harold holt #MAFS #MAFSAU
— alysha ♡ (@venomhaven) March 5, 2023
Bronte and Harrison spill that Bronte met Harrison’s son during their family week. Harrison said he’s fallen for Bronte and Bronte has helped put parts of him back together and Bronte brings out the best in him.
Even Harrison and Bronte cant keep a straight face while spinning their bullshit.#MAFS #mafsau #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/IU4xiXxQm8
— OnlyMAFS (@only_mafs) March 5, 2023
Bronte and Harrison are giving Easy A energy where they pretend to have sex to convince people they are sexually active.#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/esp7FtPb1M
— So Dramatic! (@sodramaticpod) March 5, 2023
Why is NO ONE calling out Harrison and Bronte for their phony ass bullshit?! #mafs #mafsau pic.twitter.com/pbmlOe0FTZ
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) March 5, 2023
Harrison and Bronte are just cringe at this point. Their relationship has as much depth as a puddle #MAFSAU
— Rhiannon Hoffman (@whereisrhee) March 5, 2023
Melinda and Layton have a debrief with the experts about their issues when it comes to not backing down from arguments. Harrison decides to interrupt and tell the two they should own their problems.
not the experts tryna shame melinda and layton for being mature and handling their business in private ??? #MAFSAU
— Caitlyn (@CaitlynVernem) March 5, 2023
Harrison just doesn’t like Melinda because she calls him out for his shit repeatedly. He also can’t bare the attention being on anyone other than him #MAFSAU
— Juan Kerr (@dudge_10) March 5, 2023
So basically Melinda and Layton need to get back to working 60-70 hours a week, and spending about 15 hours together. Problem solved.#mafs #mafsau #mafsaustralia
— Werd Nag (@werd_nag) March 5, 2023
Not Harrison and Bronte nodding in almost happiness at Melinda and Layton being questioned by John #mafs #MAFSAU
— Amber Erin ? (@ambiibambi24) March 5, 2023
Tahnee and Ollie are perfect as usual.
Give me a hour of Ollie and Tahnee with their pet fish and I’ll be so happy because that is all I want to watch, I’ll enjoy that more than the drama on the actual show. #MAFSAU
— ??????????? (@ReneeSergi) March 5, 2023
“Tahnee and Ollie how are you going?”
“We’re good”
“Ok well that’s all we have time for, off ya trot!”#mafs #mafsau
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) March 5, 2023
Lyndall and Cam tell the experts what Cam’s mum said about Lyndall’s “insecurities”. Lyndall breaks down on the couch and she and Cam get into an argument about his lack of affection.
Shannon was in love with his ex
Dan was in love with the sea
Cam seems ready to say he’s in love with his mum #MAFSAU
— Joey Nicita ☀️ (@JoeyNicita) March 5, 2023
Layton handing Melinda tissues: ??✨
Cameron handing Lyndal tissues: ???️#mafs #MAFSAU
— Amber Erin ? (@ambiibambi24) March 5, 2023
Alyssa gets emotional on the couch thinking about the differences in her and Duncan’s lives, and the fact she hasn’t dated before as a single mum. Duncan reassures her that it isn’t an issue for him.
Writings been on the wall for ages, but I reckon Alyssa will eventually self sabotage her relationship with Duncan. Luckily for her, she’s got the most understanding guy in the experiment, but everyone has their breaking point. How long can Duncan take her behaviour? #MAFSAU
— Arsenalism (@TheBimal) March 5, 2023
Alyssa has cried more this mafs season than I have all year and I have depression #MAFSAU
— jordyn (@jordyn_x) March 5, 2023
With the amount of times Alyssa needlessly cries, Duncan must be an onion of something #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Cometsdesert (@cometsdesert) March 5, 2023
Finally, we get to Hugo and Tayla. Hugo says he likes Tayla but he feels insecure around her because of her behaviour. Tayla said she’s uncomfortable with Hugo making any physical advancements towards her — like a kiss on the cheek. Tayla gets pulled up by the experts on the way she talks about and treats Hugo.
“I don’t know why he kissed me on the cheek” Ummmmm what an animal Hugo is hey Tayla!! #mafsau
— Jen Lee ???? (@jenleeren) March 5, 2023
Tayla saying she likes Hugo? I'd hate to see what she's like to people she hates. Damn! #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia
— Mila Too ? (@mila_too) March 5, 2023
I’m so annoyed they put Hugo with Tayla. He seems like he could have been a decent guy if he’d been partnered with someone who’s not a bog witch #MAFSAU
— Wren (@easybeinggreenx) March 5, 2023
Hugo says he’s terrified of doing the wrong thing by Tayla and upsetting her, and she laughs. Tayla opts to leave, while FOR SOME REASON Hugo says stay. Sir?? U OK??
Let’s see if Hugo feels different tomorrow morning, after waking up again on the sofa #mafs #MAFSAU #MAFSAUS #MAFSAustralia
— Miss Jo (@this_is_me_Jo) March 5, 2023
Ahh makes sense. Producers told Hugo he has to write stay because they already booked the farmhouse. #MAFSAU
— Eli (@Eli_Esq_) March 5, 2023
“I don’t know why you did that Hugo”
Finally agree with Tayla on something #mafs #mafsau
— Ira Snave (@IraSnave) March 5, 2023
Plot Twist: Hugo writes stay just so he can call Tayla a C U next Tuesday to her face ?? #mafsau #mafs #MarriedAtFirstSight
— akinat (@Elle94004403) March 5, 2023
Hugo is an absolute idiot for writing stay!
What part of Tayla's behavior/personality gives even 1% hope that you can be life partners? ?#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/XMHYt4KuKt
— Married At First Sight Experts (@mafsexperts) March 5, 2023
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Married at First Sight is back with Retreat Week tonight from 7:30pm on Channel 9.