Here’s Tonight’s ‘MAFS’ Weddings Retold Via Funny Tweets
Welcome back to another night of Married At First Sight! Another two new couples tied the knot, and in a MAFS first one of the weddings had zero guests due to Covid-19, which made it as awkward as it sounds.
Tonight we saw Dan Andre-sorry, Russell wed new wife Beth with neither of their family’s being able to make it, while PT Patrick who is definitely neither Tony Abbott nor Brad Pitt married Belinda, who’s never had a boyfriend. I’m not sure how, because she is drop-dead gorgeous and also seems like the world’s loveliest person, but I guess we all know by now you can’t trust the judgement of most straight men.
Anyway, enough from me. I know you didn’t exactly sign up for my own aggressive opinions every episode, and I have dessert to eat.
Let’s recap tonight’s Married At First Sight via the funniest tweets.
Patrick and Belinda are matched and already, we’re all rooting for them.
Patrick and BelindaBallerina will either be the perfect couple or all the awkward in the world. #MAFS
— The Guidefather 👍🇦🇺📺 (@SteveMolk) February 28, 2021
Please let Patrick and Belinda work…we need some light in this darkness #MAFS
— Kiera (@UnderYourPorch) February 28, 2021
Belinda is gorgeous, is a ballerina, has her own place and a cat…there is no downside to her?? Why does she have poor self esteem she is cool ;_; #MAFS
— Jacinta (@CaptainJacFrost) February 28, 2021
We meet Dan Andrews’ twin, Russell, and, well, as the old saying goes, boys and their toys…
Been a busy year for Daniel Andrews. Managing a pandemic and marrying a stranger on #MAFS pic.twitter.com/y19xPlIBRU
— Jill Stark (@jillastark) February 28, 2021
No one:
Dads in shopping centres:#MAFS pic.twitter.com/FEUw7osXbr— PUNKEE (@itspunkee) February 28, 2021
What's Dan Andrews doing on #MAFS? pic.twitter.com/FuV0tezJCk
— The Wandering Simmo (@Simmotravels) February 28, 2021
Dan Andrews scheduled to address the media on the news of his brother from another mother’s TV wedding at 10am tomorrow AEDST 😛 #MAFS pic.twitter.com/S2xEtgkUpy
— seapunk aesthete 💮 (@BiancaNeveXO) February 28, 2021
Patrick and Belinda’s wedding is as adorably awkward as we could’ve hoped for.
Shitting carrots before you walk down the aisle at your TV wedding is a bad omen, right? 😵 #MAFS pic.twitter.com/4L5lIXiYyd
— seapunk aesthete 💮 (@BiancaNeveXO) February 28, 2021
Bryce: "she's not ugly"
Patrick: "she's one of the most beautiful girls I've ever seen".Compare the pair.#MAFS #MAFSAU
— So Dramatic! Podcast (@sodramaticpod) February 28, 2021
These 2 are to innocent for the dinner party drama that we all know is coming #MAFS
— gemma rogers (@gemma92rogers) February 28, 2021
Not Patrick being the love child of Kel Knight… #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/YYjRRAUC2Q
— MFD (@3croookedhearts) February 28, 2021
And Russell and Beth’s wedding is awkward for a whole lot of different reasons, though Russell admitting he asked for hot chips for his wedding feast was the most relatable thing anyone’s ever said on this show.
When you’re getting married and you want to make sure everyone’s “right to go” #MAFS pic.twitter.com/IvK7rNHitx
— JQ (@Quisticles) February 28, 2021
When you’re hoping for Brett Sutton but get Dan Andrews #MAFS pic.twitter.com/V0a06qFHb9
— Tree Fiddy Kay (@fiddy_kay) February 28, 2021
Very on brand for Dan to ban people from his wedding #MAFS
— 𝐃𝐲𝐥𝐚𝐧 𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐰𝐬 (@DylanMatthews91) February 28, 2021
Oh god the forced laughter at his jokes is killing me #MAFS pic.twitter.com/h3ElsBpugH
— Jacinta (@CaptainJacFrost) February 28, 2021
I would also request for my wedding to exclusively serve hot chips. #MAFS pic.twitter.com/7ZEwfrrwg6
— Tara Watson (@tara_watson_) February 28, 2021
Beth breaks down after her wedding, feeling totally overwhelmed by WTF she’s just done.
The experts are really pretty shit aren’t they #mafs #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/niMWbDz1J5
— Bbbeck (@bbbeckb) February 28, 2021
Beth is suffering lockdown trauma, then to top it off she just married a Dan Andrews look alike #mafs
— sue (@sue21777401) February 28, 2021
Beth was this one of 4 reasons to leave home? #MAFS
— Megan Hustwaite (@MeganHustwaite) February 28, 2021
If Beth runs down the beach yelling "I ordered a Polynesian man" I will cry. 😂#mafs #marriedatfirstsight #9married #9mafs #marriedatfirstsightau #mafsau #mafsaustralia #mafsreunion @MarriedAU
— Claire Elizabeth (@cccllaaaiiirree) February 28, 2021
Patrick is worried Belinda has been hiding something from him, and she breaks out in dance for her new hubby… as you do.
me after a bottle of wine making everyone sit down and watch me dance to Toto's 'Africa' #MAFS pic.twitter.com/snexvIhXSb
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) February 28, 2021
Also that’s how I introduced myself to the @7NewsMelbourne newsroom #MAFS
— Georgia Love (@GeorgieALove) February 28, 2021
As previously mentioned, I’ve just gotten home from work. WHAT IS HAPPENING?? Why is Dan Andrews there? Why is there an interpretive dance happening? I’M SO CONFUSED!#MAFS
— ann (@boobookittypuss) February 28, 2021
Belinda’s sister has to be holding a grudge about something from 20 years ago because she was WAY too excited for her to start the interpretive dance routine 😭 #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Lami (@heungminnie) February 28, 2021
Russell makes up for not knowing what salmon is by presenting Beth with a necklace and a sweet note.
Russell just wants the nuggets and chips from the kids menu. #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Emily Tammes (@EmilyTammes) February 28, 2021
“What we gotta do to satisfy the woman” is a phrase I want more men to start saying #MAFS
— nads 💕 (@thelifeofnadss) February 28, 2021
I stand with russ and his commitment to the schnitty #MAFS
— Eleazar Brixey (@EleazarBrixey) February 28, 2021
Hang on…Does Russell know about Tiffany’s? he doesn’t know what breed his dogs are? #MAFS pic.twitter.com/NezZwa7kar
— Sonia (@Sonia3044) February 28, 2021
We later learn Russell not only has Kombi van PJs, he also has no idea what Kiwi fruit or granola is.
Russell and his pjs……@MarriedAU #MAFS #pj #party pic.twitter.com/j7E7IF8LJf
— Jenkins_Catkins (@Jenkins_Catkins) February 28, 2021
As someone who immigrated to Adelaide from the US it pains me that South Australia has terrible representation in every Australian reality show I've ever seen. #MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/VSOraMuEJJ
— Ryan Lynch (@BusynessCasual) February 28, 2021
Beth and Russell have Troy and Ashley vibes #MAFS
— Sara (@Sara_L_Donald) February 28, 2021
What big rock did they find Russell hiding under? #MAFSAustralia #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/oF0YICCnQN
— Liana (@LianaKyriak) February 28, 2021
Imagine waiting 39 years to get married, finally putting yourself on a dating show and then ending up with a guy who doesn’t know what salmon is. #MAFS
— Brianna Travers (@briannatravers) February 28, 2021
But over on the other honeymoon, we learned Patrick and Belinda had no idea what a bungalow was.
What Patrick and Belinda imagine a bungalow to be: 😛 #MAFS pic.twitter.com/Nwofj4DVnI
— seapunk aesthete 💮 (@BiancaNeveXO) February 28, 2021
A bungalow is a house in the trees #MAFS #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/TAivtL5xcY
— 𝔐𝔦𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔢𝔩✨🐈⬛🏳️⚧️ (@michaelshaun36) February 28, 2021
A bungalow is not in a tree. That would be a treehouse #MAFS
— Annie Clark (@anniefitness) February 28, 2021
And then Patrick and Belinda had the world’s most awkward bath, which is saying something, because we all lived through Richie and Alex after all.
Did he just put wine and mentos in the bath? #mafs
— Ben Shute (@Ben_Shute) February 28, 2021
Patrick was that kid in class who would remind the teacher about the homework that nobody had done. #MAFS #MAFSAU
— Gozza (@Gozza08) February 28, 2021
Me watching the bath #MAFS pic.twitter.com/qTVrX0ewsU
— Michelle Michael (@c_michelle2795) February 28, 2021
not sure if I'm laughing or crying right now #MAFS pic.twitter.com/TcHW4KMJ0S
— PUNKEE (@itspunkee) February 28, 2021
I don't blame Belinda – I just tried to walk out of my own house watching this.#MAFS #MAFSAU
— So Dramatic! Podcast (@sodramaticpod) February 28, 2021
oh my god, the second-hand embarrassment IS REAL. i’m so uncomfortable. #MAFS pic.twitter.com/Wu2g5OJy6v
— alysha (@intosneedy) February 28, 2021
BRB, gotta go scrub my eyeballs out. See you all for the first dinner party tomorrow night!
Dinner party tomorrow night #MAFS pic.twitter.com/TdH7rWrPNP
— Jen Lee (@jenleeren) February 28, 2021