Osher Günsberg wearing a dark blue Bula shirt in Bachelor in Paradise

The Definitive Ranking Of Osher Günsberg’s Best Shirts, From ‘Dashing Detective’ To ‘Smash That Like Button’

He’s got the hair of a God, body of a buff angel and is destined to win a Gold Logie, but Osher Günsberg also possesses a magical ability to make literally any shirt look good.

Best known for his suave suits, our boy Osher made waves when he wore some eye-catching Bula shirts for the latest season of Bachelor in Paradise. After our bodies had recovered from the initial shocking departure of the dapper suit, our poor little hearts fell head over heels in love with his new look.

Throw on your best outfit and get ready for a trip to paradise, because we’re ranking the best of Osher’s Bula shirts.

#7. The OG

It’s a testament to Osher’s unparalleled skills as a host that he was able to wear this on prime-time TV and win hearts/ratings/our undying affection.

For his grand Bula shirt debut, Osher could have chosen better than this piece that’s equally down-to-earth and earth-toned.

But my grandma taught me that the world is a happier place if you focus on the good things, so: this shirt is a groundbreaking piece of fashion that should be shown on the big screens when Osher accepts his Gold Logie.

Rating: 10/10

#6. The throwback

I dug real deep during my research because I take my job very seriously. And buried away in Osher’s Instagram is this shirt from another era that I am praying will make a return on the next season of Bachelor In Paradise.

 

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It’s not for the faint of heart, and it looks a bit like a shirt I wore one time as an awkward twelve-year-old (a memory that I’ve tried to bury away in my subconscious). I’m low-key mad that this has brought that memory back to the surface but I’m comforted by the fact that Osher can pull it off without question.

Rating: 10/10

#5. The everyday shirt

Not every shirt has to be groundbreaking.

 

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You know those days when you can’t decide what to wear because you don’t know how intense you want your look to be? This is the shirt you wear on those days to look unassuming but drop dead gorgeous.

Rating: 10/10

#4. Piano Man

Hoo boy, there’s a lot to unpack here. Osher is at a Hanson gig. Osher is backstage at a Hanson gig. Osher is wearing THAT SHIRT backstage at a Hanson gig. We’ll give you a minute to recover.

 

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There’s a lot going on in the shirt as well, but it’s the perfect statement piece for that situation. It’s extreme and gentle all at once. It’s colourful but all of the colours suit our boy. In a word, it’s perfect.

Rating: 10/10

#3. Flamin-go and fall in love with this flamingo shirt

Proving that he’s not a one-shirt pony, Osher broke out this colourful number on stage when he performed at the Festival of Dangerous Ideas. Little did the organisers know that the real danger was actually his shirt, wreaking havoc on our hearts.

 

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This shirt effortlessly pairs with Osher’s red glasses, it’s a whole look.

Please also pay attention to his Clark Kent fringe, thank you. Henry Cavill is cancelled, Osher is the new Superman, we won’t change our minds.

Rating: 10/10

#2. The Promo

Promos have one job: to hook us in and make us watch shows and become hopelessly addicted to them.

 

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This promo ABSOLUTELY hooked us in. It whispered sweet promises in our ears: “if you watch this show four nights a week, you’ll get to see Osher Günsberg looking like a snack four nights a week.”

Rating: 10/10

#1. The Denarau Detective

Osher himself named this fresh look “The Denarau Detective” – and if the case is “who stole our hearts” then he’s the man to investigate.

 

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What a warm welcome for viewers of Bachelor in Paradise. This photo is so calming, so inviting, so ready to make you forget about your garbage ex who curb-stomped your heart. It’s going to be alright friends, just gaze lovingly at this photo for another ten minutes.

This shade of blue fits our boy like a glove, and the tight undershirt is as complimentary as your best friend is when they’re drunk.

 

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And can we please talk about the fact that Osher politely called out everyone who’d been calling these Hawaiian shirts? Bachelor in Paradise is filmed in Fiji, so he’s actually wearing Bula shirts and he just wanted everyone to be properly informed. Our boy respects other cultures! That automatically makes the shirt even more appealing – it’s a package deal.

Rating: 12/10, this is Objectively The Best Shirt In The World TM.