LOL: Tonight’s Hectic ‘Bachelorette’ Episode Retold Via Funny Tweets
The Bachelorette is back and FINALLY it’s Becky’s time to shine!
Tonight was truly Becky’s episode. First up, she had a solo date with Pete which saw the two dancing atop the Sydney Harbour Bridge before pouring their hearts out over candlelit drinks. Then it was Detective Becky on the case, as she exposed what Pascal had been saying about herself and her sister to the other boys. That guy really sucks. Let’s just be grateful that he won’t be able to go on Bachelor In Paradise next year. Too bad. So sad.
Elly was also there, helping to give Pascal his marching orders, as well as pashing James in the pool during a bonus evening date that came out of nowhere and didn’t go anywhere. Let us dig into the funniest tweets from the whole episode because they were particularly good tonight.
Tonight’s The Bachelorette retold via its funniest tweets:
Pete gets a solo date with Becky and they climb the Sydney Harbour Bridge. The climb turns into a dance party for two when Starley gatecrashes to belt out a banger.
Pete is very normal and plain and on this show that's the highest accomplishment you can achieve #BacheloretteAU
— Lil Nazza (@lil_nazza) October 15, 2020
This is what covid has done to live music in this country #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/dEW3JiydGh
— Niccy T (@NicReality) October 15, 2020
OK THIS IS OFFICIALLY THE MOST AWKWARD THING I’VE EVER SEEN SEND HELP#BacheloretteAU
— Georgia Love (@GeorgieALove) October 15, 2020
Unedited footage of Pete and Becky hyping up this random woman singing her new single with no backing track #BacheloretteAU
— Michelle Rennex (@michellerennex) October 15, 2020
Pete tells Becky that he was previously married and has been separated for a year. In return, Becky shares her history of heartbreak.
why did he take 5 years to say "i'm separated and we separated a year ago after 12 years" like???? 50 words or less, mate #BacheloretteAU
— taryn ʕง•ᴥ•ʔง (@thereafter) October 15, 2020
That’s it?! I was hoping he was about to say he’s bisexual… #BacheloretteAU
— Robbie Milano (@BertieMilano) October 15, 2020
Chillllll i thought he was a murderer with that music #BacheloretteAU
— Lodz ? (@sumwheresmiling) October 15, 2020
Pete: “i’m divorced”
Becky: “yeah same I’ve been hurt before”
Australia: #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/QBgftLF3nX
— Niccy T (@NicReality) October 15, 2020
Meanwhile, the boys are getting frustrated with Pascal after he jokes about how he doesn’t even know Elly’s name. The disrespect!
Just a reminder, this is Pascal, the guy who can’t be bothered to learn the name of the woman he’s trying to date #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/UYZyPZiFLB
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) October 15, 2020
The "Pascal" drama that happens later would mean more if we'd ever seen his face before tonight #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/bc5ahvfOPp
— Lil Nazza (@lil_nazza) October 15, 2020
Get a load of the variety #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/kqJPhVPJ0q
— Bachelor of Hearts Podcast ? (@BOHpod) October 15, 2020
Elly chooses James for a spontaneous evening date, as she tries to find out if he’s on the show for her or to win. They connect with their words and then with their lips in the pool.
“Even in trackies and Uggies I think she’d look bangin’” — Australian proverb#BacheloretteAU
— charlotte ? (@charborland__) October 15, 2020
'I'm into ya, heaps'. These Aussie boys really know how to put the charm on! #BacheloretteAU
— Julie_Athanasiou (@JulieAthanasiou) October 15, 2020
James the wakeboarder has energy and charisma but Saj and Rudy don't???#BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/7NlYiV7aYP
— Rose Callaghan (Friendship Rose podcast!!) (@operation_rosie) October 15, 2020
In a classic Bachy stitch-up, on the way to the group date Elly and Becky recruit their friend and cousin as undercover drivers to report back to them on what the boys say about them. The worst suspect was Pascal, who shamed the ladies for kissing several boys.
oh my god being in one of those cars with the guys would be my worst nightmare #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/S9fdRJMQop
— alysha / juliette fan account (@intosneedy) October 15, 2020
Is this a camera in a private school boys bus? Stuff of nightmares. #BacheloretteAU
— Matt Baseley (@MattBaseley) October 15, 2020
Pascal really is just pressed because the sisters are kissing everyone but his clown ass ? #BacheloretteAU
— Michelle Rennex (@michellerennex) October 15, 2020
Pascal has a lot of nerve to talk so much shit whilst looking like a bootleg Freddie Mercury #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/YF7CTeLznI
— alysha / juliette fan account (@intosneedy) October 15, 2020
Pascal’s transition from nothing to villain is inspirational #BacheloretteAU
— Kiera (@UnderYourPorch) October 15, 2020
At the group water sports date, James impressed with his wakeboarding skills, and despite a Pascal talking himself up, he stacked it. The boys were told the true identities of the drivers, before Elly and Becky find out about Pascal’s shady words about them.
Elly: "I knew he was a pro wakeboarder, but who knew he'd be so good at wakeboarding?!"#BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/MnrDgEdptc
— Bethany Nevile (@beffyn101) October 15, 2020
james is a world champ and pascal is over like “well I know snowboarded once so you know I should be better” #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/sckLvKYXJZ
— ?? ???? ?? (@violettfemmes) October 15, 2020
Pascal has some hardcore Bill from the dog park energy and I do not like to see it. #BacheloretteAU
— Eliza Barr (@ElizaJBarr) October 15, 2020
At the cocktail party, after having a conversation with Elly, Harry decides to leave to return to his son.
Compared to what we experienced on Bachie, it’s refreshing to see some considerate, empathetic and mature discussions occurring. Color me shocked. #BacheloretteAU
— Christian Gillett (@cagillett) October 15, 2020
Harry going back home to his son on his own terms. #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/cGSQdHavLh
— Jack ✨ (@JackParwata) October 15, 2020
"I'm missing my son, Massively". Wow, who names their child 'Massively'?! #bacheloretteAU
— The Bachelor Guy (@HDBorland) October 15, 2020
Aggi informs Becky that Pascal had said some nasty comments about herself and Elly, so after pulling Pascal aside they boot him from the mansion. Boy, bye.
#BacheloretteAU discount Thor is going to spill some tea on Pascal and I'm living for it pic.twitter.com/LwGbCUUPUd
— Dame Kittness (@SoftKittyWarm) October 15, 2020
im sorry but this secretary walk across the grass was the best moment of any bachelorette season it sent me through the floor #bacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/YfgWTmk0Ja
— ☾madeleine⁰⁰ (@idgimaddy) October 15, 2020
Of course Pascal is a bad guy… he has a villain moustache! #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/ilEJlzfKxd
— Helena Dominish (@HelenaDominish) October 15, 2020
let’s be real, everyone should know better than to trust a man called ‘Pascal’ anyway #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/tQifbGyC0b
— alysha / juliette fan account (@intosneedy) October 15, 2020