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Netflix’s ‘Too Hot To Handle’ Is The Horny Dating Show Of Our Self-Isolation Dreams

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We all know that right now, being cooped up in our homes, unable to see (or touch) people, is an extremely… horny time for many of us. No dates, no hookups, not even a hug. It’s.. ahem… hard. Which means there’s never been a better time for Netflix to drop an extremely horny new dating show. Step forward Too Hot To Handle.

Dropping on April 17, the new Netflix dating show puts a bunch of extremely hot singles on an island, where they think they’ll be able to get their hands all over each other, and hopefully win $100,000.

But it turns out there’s one rule on this island: No kissing or sex of any kind.

Netflix dropped the trailer for the series, along with the words “welcome to the no bone zone” and it looks AMAZING. We think we may have even detected an Australian accent on one of the contestants, who apparently is considering hooking up with a fish.

Judging by the trailer, the castaways will be on an island, with plenty of drinking, partying, a few very sexy showers that look like they’ll break the ‘no sex’ rule, and some kind of robot keeping a watchful eye on the contestants. Truly, it looks like the perfect show to fill the Bachelor In Paradise-sized hole in our hearts.

Too Hot To Handle drops on Netflix at 5pm AEST on April 17.