Tonight’s ‘The Bachelorette’ Retold Via The Funniest Tweets
We’re back for another week The Bachelorette mayhem, and in the wise words of Michael Scott “No question about it, I am ready to get hurt again.”
On tonight’s episode, Brooke took Holly on a solo date which followed sparks flying between the two when they met on premiere night and slow-danced together. The dancing continued tonight, with the couple attending a salsa lesson. Things got deep after the class, as Brooke and Holly both shared a bit about their dating philosophies — it was refreshing to watch such an honest and non-judgemental conversation take place on an Australian reality show.
But it wasn’t all DMs and serious chats, on the group date the contestants had to run around an inflated obstacle course to compete for a place in a compatibility challenge. This ended in a select few getting quizzed on hot topics ranging from their finances to whether they are for or against a top sheet (top sheet ftw!). Contestants who won each round could cut the string of one of their competitors, and the person with the most strings at the end would be the winner. Of course, early frontrunner Darvid was targeted and ended up having all his strings sliced.
At the cocktail party, the Darvid drama continued. Emily was still holding a grudge from their fight from last week’s episode when Darvid dared to speak to Brooke, even though he already had a rose. If she got mad at that, let’s not tell Emily that Darvid and Brooke totally had a secret pash at the end of tonight’s episode. I fear her little horse girl heart could not take it.
Tonight’s The Bachelorette retold in funny tweets:
Brooke took Holly on their first solo date. Brooke was nervous but she calmed down when they did a salsa dancing class together.
It’s been a minute since I’ve heard the words “I’m taking Holly on a date” #BacheloretteAU
— Holly Licuanan (@hollyslicuanan) October 27, 2021
Another night of watching queer women win. ? #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/Clu9ikByZD
— Monique Myintoo (@moniquemyintoo) October 27, 2021
#BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/A1UhmzKwke
— Matilda Boseley (@MatildaBoseley) October 27, 2021
Hey you two. My partner and I saw you from across the room and we love your vibe, can we buy you a drink? #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/Qjc9XHyWGq
— Bachelor of Hearts Podcast ? (@BOHpod) October 27, 2021
They spoke about Holly’s dating history, and both agreed on not judging potential partners on anything but connection. Holly got gifted a rose before they shared a kiss.
These women are so emotionally mature & intelligent I am SO happy these conversations are being aired out on national television. We need this ?? #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/yrqDo5Kl55
— Nat Sinclair (@nat_sinclair93) October 27, 2021
Oh my god am I watching a mature discussion of bi visibility in straight-presenting relationships on mainstream tv. Brooke casually mentioning non-binary partners. #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/fHRf47rqa6
— Jo Farmer (@JoannaFarmer) October 27, 2021
If holly doesn’t win what’s the point #BacheloretteAU
— Jenna Guillaume (@JennaGuillaume) October 27, 2021
The group date was a compatibility challenge. Firstly, the group had to compete to collect hearts from an inflated obstacle course. Then the winners faced off in a test to see if their answers matched Brooke’s. They could cut each other’s heartstrings to knock people out of the competition, which meant that everyone targeted poor Darvid.
Brooke is not a monster, of course she uses a top sheet #BacheloretteAU
— Chloe (@chloealex23) October 27, 2021
Once again appalled by the amount of people who don't use top sheets #BacheloretteAU
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) October 27, 2021
who is going to tell them this is literally happening right now #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/zLd2sTTg0H
— let's find brooke a wife (@bachiebitching) October 27, 2021
“Darvid, unfortunately all your strings have been cut.”#BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/gzJOFDywpN
— Matilda Boseley (@MatildaBoseley) October 27, 2021
Emily won a rose from Brooke, but didn’t seem to get any extra time with her?? At the cocktail party, Darvid and Emily butted heads over whether it was fair to steal time with Brooke if you already had a rose.
How dare Darvid be in a dating show and only care about the person he wants to date #BacheloretteAU
— Kiera (@UnderYourPorch) October 27, 2021
I love how despite being on The Bachelorette every season someone will be like ‘can you believe this person only cares about getting time with the Bachelorette’ #BacheloretteAU
— Imo (@imogenrq) October 27, 2021
i’m sick of the “darvid clearly doesn’t care about anything but brooke” comments ?? like good he understands the show LMAO #BacheloretteAU
— *:✧liz✧:* (@zeglerstyles) October 27, 2021
Imagine getting mad at someone for talking to the Bachelorette? On a reality TV show? That is broadcast nationally?#BacheloretteAU
— Jack ✨ (@JackParwata) October 27, 2021
Darvid: *dates on a dating show*
Emily:#BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/xtBiniWzT0— PUNKEE (@itspunkee) October 27, 2021
Machine Gun Konrad observing the tension! #bacheloretteau pic.twitter.com/MuqnxQ7Nx7
— ?️? Heather ? (@impossible_cut) October 27, 2021
Darvid shared a secret kiss with Brooke later that night. At the rose ceremony, Ritu was sent home.
Darvid, have you looked in the mirror?
We are all attracted to you.#BacheloretteAU#TheBacheloretteAU#Bachelorette
— Tarang / तरंग (@tarang_chawla) October 27, 2021
I feel so.. pervy #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/Zyi87o4Ynh
— Andrew Masters (@Lakitoo) October 27, 2021
*Brooke and Darvid kissing*
Me: *opens Tinder, Bumble and Hinge* ‘Alright, I’m lonely’ #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/9lTbtmCcYW— Jack ✨ (@JackParwata) October 27, 2021
if this wasn’t a gay season i would’ve loved darvid but i’m too gay when girls are involved and now i just find him annoying #BacheloretteAu
— elle ? (@endlesslilies) October 27, 2021
Justice for Ritu #BacheloretteAU
— Jenna Guillaume (@JennaGuillaume) October 27, 2021