Tonight’s ‘MAFS’ Weddings Retold In Hilarious Tweets
If we learnt anything from tonight’s Married at First Sight, it’s that this is Coco’s world and we’re just living in it.
People will either love or hate Coco this season, and right now I’m sitting firmly in the love category. Sure, she’s loud and says bizarre things like inserting ‘What’s good, Papi?’ into her wedding vows. But she’s also extremely entertaining, which is something this show needs. The experts have, of course, matched her with someone easily irritated and offended (Sam), so it’s obvious their union ain’t going to last.
One pairing from tonight’s episode that might be the most perfect match the experts have ever orchestrated is Booka and Brett. They just look so beautiful together, have electric chemistry, and they show a lot of promise to actually go the distance. Meanwhile, young mum Samantha wed Cameron, a man who claims he doesn’t get excited about anything…not even marrying a stranger on TV.
I honestly don’t know where they find these people, but we are forever grateful. Roll the funny tweets!
Tonight’s Married at First Sight retold in funny tweets:
We rejoin our couples from last night and learn that Melissa and Bryce banged, while Jake and Rebecca slept in separate beds.
Everyone right to go? #MAFS pic.twitter.com/HDPWZHrHqr
— Kel K (@KelKnez) February 23, 2021
Melissa: “when the alarm went off he comforted me”
Me:#MAFS pic.twitter.com/xBdR4d1Wpa
— ????? ???????? (@DylanMatthews91) February 23, 2021
Melissa had sex with Bryce because he "protected her from the noise" of a SMOKE ALARM ?#MAFSAU #MAFS #MAFSAustralia
— Married At First Sight Experts (@mafsexperts) February 23, 2021
Then it’s on to the next batch of couples. Samantha is a single mum who left her husband after finding out he’d been cheating, and she is matched with crane operator Cameron.
women’s intro: tragic story, soft piano
men’s intro: upbeat putting on of leather jacket, rock music #MAFS— wob (@egghaters) February 23, 2021
SOMEONE GET THIS WOMAN A TOP BLOKE.#MAFS #MAFSAU
— So Dramatic! Podcast (@sodramaticpod) February 23, 2021
Samantha’s not like other girls ?✌?? She wears jeans not skirts ??♀️? She drinks beer and eats pizza not salad guys haha ?♀️?✨ #MAFSAustralia #MAFSAU #MAFS
— Helen Deering (@bbaugender) February 23, 2021
Actual image of “The Experts”analysing data and trying to match the contestants this year. #MAFS pic.twitter.com/tUSQUgxyzL
— Erna Glassford (@SimplyCheecky) February 23, 2021
Booka is the next bride to be introduced and she’s getting married to Brett. They make a perfect match, and we can hardly believe the experts actually did their jobs for once.
Brett is an ogre confirmed #MAFS pic.twitter.com/IrEyTzUVLP
— reality tv trash talking | Maeve and Torrie (@MaeveTorrie) February 23, 2021
‘well she’s in a band and this guy has a moustache, perfect!’ #MAFS pic.twitter.com/CyClSrAhcX
— yodyyust (@yodyyust) February 23, 2021
Booka liking men just doesn’t make sense with my fantasy #MAFS pic.twitter.com/uYw3mmHva8
— alysha / adam & symon stan acc (@intosneedy) February 23, 2021
Next up, it’s quirky contestant Coco, who was matched with Sam. This match is truly made in hell.
How they matched Coco and Sam #mafs #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/jEePntawvq
— ~*Tracy*~ (@Enchantasy) February 23, 2021
Imagine Coco and Litney in a room together #MAFS
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) February 23, 2021
“She’s got to have… ummm… decent… ummmm ahhh boobs” – closeted me in high school #MAFS
— Dean Nye (@Dean_Nye) February 23, 2021
"gotta keep up with the bants" – bogan dating proverb#mafs
— Tarang / तरंग (@tarang_chawla) February 23, 2021
The experts picking these matches #MAFS pic.twitter.com/dghvyZjMJy
— Sarah Whittle (@sarahwhittle26) February 23, 2021
It’s wedding time! Samantha and Cameron are impressed when they first meet, but Cameron gives Samantha the cold shoulder after he learns she has kids.
People who had to postpone their weddings due to covid restrictions watching strangers getting fake married for a TV show: #MAFS pic.twitter.com/4db1wgAqnZ
— Nathan (@nathanbrown90) February 23, 2021
Cameron acting like he just got told he’s the father when he hasn’t even met Samantha’s kids yet… ? #MAFS pic.twitter.com/RDtkVExOSF
— seapunk aesthete ? (@BiancaNeveXO) February 23, 2021
Sam’s vows….
Who’s up for a “Teams” meeting? pic.twitter.com/V86d86zgOY
— TV ??Junkie (@ammestar) February 23, 2021
Meanwhile Booka and Brett make the most beautiful couple the show has ever seen and they are already crushing hard on each other. Although we are all low-key distracted by the bridesmaids’ dresses.
Wanna feel old? This is what the creepy twins from the Shining look like now #MAFS pic.twitter.com/58mPRwJCQ5
— Nathan (@nathanbrown90) February 23, 2021
Booka must hate her bridesmaids ?#MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/vNh94NXIRq
— MFD (@3croookedhearts) February 23, 2021
Is this a funeral or a wedding?! #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/uHsR32yFDC
— So Dramatic! Podcast (@sodramaticpod) February 23, 2021
On the flip-side, Sam is thrown off by how full on Coco is, admitting that he finds her too loud and worries that she says inappropriate things. He tells her all this outside the reception, and it is rather awkward.
Coco, could you please? ?#MAFS #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/I4jcSw4vT3
— Married At First Sight Experts (@mafsexperts) February 23, 2021
Someone should tell Coco it was Kim's 3rd wedding and it's just been announced Kimye are now divorcing also #mafs #mafsau
— Custard Tart (@SammyCheckedOut) February 23, 2021
I predict Coco and Sam will have the same ending as Kimye ? #MAFS
— Annie Clark (@anniefitness) February 23, 2021
Coco: "I will make sure you hit your protein targets"…..ummm….oookay #MAFS #MAFSAU pic.twitter.com/L4ad5oEBnK
— Colonel Kickhead (@colonelkickhead) February 23, 2021
#mafs I think Sam is just waiting for a mate…. #MAFSAustralia pic.twitter.com/YAzITjBo1f
— Scott Campbell (@33ScottCampbell) February 23, 2021
Experts: Coco & Sam seem like a great match.
Australia:
#MAFSAU #MAFS pic.twitter.com/KILJg4Jgg6
— AMY ⭐️ (@amyjane_76) February 23, 2021