Here’s Who The Jilted ‘Bachelorette’ Blokes Think Is Going To Win Angie’s Heart

It is The Bachelorette finale week, my friends, a week where my editors and I become increasingly pained, panicked and sleep-deprived, as we try to remember every minor detail about our final three.

What we remember about Carlin: he is handsome, but married. He has been accused of being on the show to further his acting career. He has a butt like a peach.

What we remember about Ryan: he is the intruder who loves rescue dogs and slid into Angie’s DMs a whole year ago. He is bald. He lied about only applying for The Bachelorette for Angie.

What we remember about Timm: he has so much chaotic energy it is difficult to understand him. He is honest. He was once a party boy, but would ease up for Angie.

Even with all of this knowledge, it’s tough to pick who will win the season. Does Angie want a plain man or a handsome man or a funny man? So many magician man options, how will she choose!

We made some predictions early on based on binge-watching old seasons (Carlin or maybe Ryan?), which may or may not come to pass. The science is inexact.

But, there is another resource we have at our disposal: asking the dumped Bachelorette contestants to tell us what they think.

Here’s who the season’s heartbroken suitors think will win The Bachelorette:

Timm

Tally: 5

The last few blokes to leave the house all backed funny guy Timm to win the series.

Jackson pegged Timm as the eventual winner: “I’m backing Timm with all my money,” he said. “He’s something special. He can make anyone laugh and he certainly makes Angie laugh… But he’s not only funny, he has a lot more depth.”

Alex concurred: “I really hope Timm wins. I got along with Timm really well and he’s a real laugh.” And Matt: “I hope Timm wins. He’s just a genuine guy. He’s honest.”

Tom, meanwhile, described the loveable goof as a “silent assassin”: “Timm’s going pretty strong,” he added.

Carlin

Tally: 4

Haydn’s pick was Carlin. Adam, too, reckoned Carlin has always been a contender, and he pegged him as the likely winner. “Carlin is completely cheating – he’s like a Greek adonis, and he’s actually a nice guy, and he’s intelligent, and he can sing and play the guitar.”

Ciarran would choose Carlin if he was in Angie’s shoes. “I was good mates with him, and I know he’s there for genuine reasons. I got to know him really well in the mansion. I’d pick him if that my choice.”

Ryan

Tally: 1

Scot called every one of the final three a “big threat” – making him the only bloke to back Ryan. Ciarran went so far as to even say, “I don’t wanna sound mean, but I don’t want Ryan to win.”

Are the boys right? Will Timm win? I can hardly bear the anticipation!!!